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"I said 'take ME out to the ball game', bitch!"

"Get the butter."

1. I think your bat's corked.

2. You're almost to my on-deck circle.

Gimme some sugar, baby. /obvious

"Unh-unh, not until you shave that thang ..."

"Dude, this is so NOT what I meant by 'switch hitter'."

What do you mean "ground rule double"?

"Nonono... grab it like Sullivan does, dummy."

"Let the Shef cook you up a little sumpin' sumpin'"

Get the pine tar.

Wanna jerk some waist-high cheese?

I put on a helmet for you.

A-Rod must never know.

Think Piazza would meet for a three-way?

Throw that bender in my sweet spot.

Turn around. I'll show you where the fungoes.

Do you wanna get tossed?

You're the straw that stirs my drink.

Ok. I'm done.

Tonight you wear the Red Sox uniform O.K.?

"Oh captain my captain, let me show you a real man's grand slam."

I'm speechless. What the hell is Sheffield doing??

OH MY GOD! [in my best Joey Stiles]

Goin' Commandooooo, me likey!

And that is how you dance the Yankada!


"you may be team captian but I OWN this ass!"

"Now that's a man kiss!"

Look me in the eyes, and tell me i'm the only one!

Best caption, hands down: "Tonight you wear the Red Sox uniform O.K.?" Good one, Stephen!

My lame caption:
"You ready for a doubleheader, girlfriend?"

There's a place for us,
A time and place for us.
Hold my hand and we're halfway there.
Hold my hand and I'll take you there
Some day,

Buy me a drink first!

Oh, and ...

Keep reaching for that a...err... rainbow.

No tongues!

No kissing on the lips!

I love that you get cold when it's 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle above your nose when you're looking at me like I'm nuts. I love that after I spend the day with you, I can still smell your perfume on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. And it's not because I'm lonely, and it's not because it's New Year's Eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.

"You had me at hello...."

How many times have I got to tell you I'm the pitcher you're the catcher?

You don't have to own the team to be, "The Boss".


LumBatter - The Forbidden Dance


"I dunno about this..."

"Hey, the Red Sox are the World Champions, and they had the 'Queer Eye' guys do their thing for them. If we're ever gonna be the world champions again, we gotta do everything the Red Sox do -- but better."


...and I like long slow wet kisses that last for three days...

Kiss me you fool!

The rose goes in the front, big guy.

Come on man, where are those 'roids?

Do you mean steroids, or hemorrhoids?

I didn't mean THAT batter's box!

Why don't you try sliding in to this base?