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Lisa, It's Your Birthday

It's not only the first day of summer, but it is the 36th birthday of my little sister, Lisa.

Happy Birthday, Lisa (download - Happy Birthday, Lisa - Simpsons)

And now, a song I wrote for Lisa last year, modified a bit and sung to the tune of the greatest damn power ballad ever recorded in the history of all time, Night Ranger's Sister Christian.

lisa10.jpgSister Lisa oh the time's has come
Your youthful days are officially done, oh yea
Sell your WASP albums and your concert tee's
Get your head out of the 80's, conform...to the norm

head bangin'
with your hair sprayed up so high
blue make-up on your eyes
blasting bon jovi's cries

babe you know you grew up so fast
it was just yesterday when i kicked your ass - ok - its the other way
Sister Lisa you brought me so many joys
locked me in a closet and broke my toys
It's' true, I knew

Sister Lisa now the time has come
to admit you were the favorite one of mom...and dad
Times have changed and you're a grown up now
But you kept your teenage ways somehow, somehow

head bangin'
with your hair sprayed up so high
blue make-up on your eyes
blasting dio's cries

but you're still rockin
yea you're still rockin

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/holds lighter up in air

Happy Birthday, little sis.

[And thank you to the EIGHT of you who sent me the Simpsons clip. Rock on]