How freaking hard is it to RESET the damn copy machine after you use it so the next person doesn't have to undo your settings before they can make one god damn copy? Is it that hard to be courteous? I know it's only the push of a button but come on, it's common courtesy to put the machine back the way you found it before you leave it. There's an AUTO RESET button for christ sake. All you have to do is put your selfish little finger on it and push. But no. You're too self centered to think that anyone besides you and your bizarre settings wants to use the copy machine. Maybe if you stop enlarging pictures of Jessica Alba just to see her nipples, we wouldn't have this problem.
And I move another day closer to eccentric recluse status.