detachable penis
Remember how I was saying I needed a new car? Well, the brakes on the Explorer went and I decided I don't want to put any more money into that craphole right now. But I can't afford my dream car just yet. So I went out and leased me a 2000 Mazda Millenia. I pick it up Tuesday.
It's going to be mighty strange to not be driving an SUV. I'm going to feel like someone cut my dick off.
Comments
Huh. Funny.
I just bought a 2001 Millenia about a month ago. I've been very happy with it so far, although it bumped my insurance up by about 50%, which was more painful than I expected.
Posted by: zombyboy | June 16, 2005 05:25 PM
Pardon?
Posted by: Shawn | June 16, 2005 05:31 PM
Hah. The explorer was my penis envy vehicle.
Posted by: michele | June 16, 2005 05:33 PM
I thought it was a reference to the fact that SUV owners often drive like dicks? I'm still not over a road-rage incident I had with a SUV.
Posted by: Carin | June 16, 2005 06:18 PM
I'm not crazy about the new Mustangs. I liked the ones a few years back. I think they restyled them again for 05/06. Not bad, just not as good.
Posted by: JohnO | June 16, 2005 06:23 PM
well, you can still have balls...
Posted by: mikey | June 16, 2005 06:48 PM
I really like the current Mustang myself.
Posted by: Timmer | June 16, 2005 08:12 PM
Not fond of SUVs since one rear-ended my wife in a super-slo-mo fender-bender and totalled the car. It was like an elephant stepping on an ant. After that we got the minivan.
I can sympathize with the downshift - I drive a 1993 Chevy Cavalier during the week, which is a big comedown in size from the minivan.
You have your dream car, I have mine. Not that I'm ever gonna have the money to burn on one of those.
Posted by: Crank | June 16, 2005 08:42 PM
Wind Rider used to be a pretty passable mechanic. One year he was even in contention for Panamanian national drag racing champion.
Posted by: prairie biker | June 16, 2005 09:33 PM
I think I speak for just about every guy here when I say that I'm sure I don't ever want to know what that feels like.
Posted by: Dave in Texas | June 16, 2005 09:33 PM
I believe I speak for every Mazda owner in blogdom (I think there are half a dozen of us) when I say "Zoom Zoom".
Posted by: CGHill | June 16, 2005 09:36 PM
I dunno. I wouldn't mind a detachable penis. Damn thing tends to be more trouble than it's worth. 'Sides, I'm married with 2 kids, it's not like I have much time to use it any more.
Posted by: Sharp as a Marble | June 17, 2005 09:26 AM
After last night, nothing will be suitable except for the new Batmobile. "He's driving a black...um, tank."
Posted by: Fred | June 17, 2005 11:11 AM