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detachable penis

Remember how I was saying I needed a new car? Well, the brakes on the Explorer went and I decided I don't want to put any more money into that craphole right now. But I can't afford my dream car just yet. So I went out and leased me a 2000 Mazda Millenia. I pick it up Tuesday.

It's going to be mighty strange to not be driving an SUV. I'm going to feel like someone cut my dick off.


Huh. Funny.

I just bought a 2001 Millenia about a month ago. I've been very happy with it so far, although it bumped my insurance up by about 50%, which was more painful than I expected.

I'm going to feel like someone cut my dick off.


Hah. The explorer was my penis envy vehicle.

I thought it was a reference to the fact that SUV owners often drive like dicks? I'm still not over a road-rage incident I had with a SUV.

I'm not crazy about the new Mustangs. I liked the ones a few years back. I think they restyled them again for 05/06. Not bad, just not as good.

well, you can still have balls...

I really like the current Mustang myself.

Not fond of SUVs since one rear-ended my wife in a super-slo-mo fender-bender and totalled the car. It was like an elephant stepping on an ant. After that we got the minivan.

I can sympathize with the downshift - I drive a 1993 Chevy Cavalier during the week, which is a big comedown in size from the minivan.

You have your dream car, I have mine. Not that I'm ever gonna have the money to burn on one of those.

Wind Rider used to be a pretty passable mechanic. One year he was even in contention for Panamanian national drag racing champion.

I think I speak for just about every guy here when I say that I'm sure I don't ever want to know what that feels like.

I believe I speak for every Mazda owner in blogdom (I think there are half a dozen of us) when I say "Zoom Zoom".

I dunno. I wouldn't mind a detachable penis. Damn thing tends to be more trouble than it's worth. 'Sides, I'm married with 2 kids, it's not like I have much time to use it any more.

After last night, nothing will be suitable except for the new Batmobile. "He's driving a black...um, tank."