Remember how I was saying I needed a new car? Well, the brakes on the Explorer went and I decided I don't want to put any more money into that craphole right now. But I can't afford my dream car just yet. So I went out and leased me a 2000 Mazda Millenia. I pick it up Tuesday.
It's going to be mighty strange to not be driving an SUV. I'm going to feel like someone cut my dick off.