One and one and one makes three* (And a POLL!)
In twelve minutes, I'll know how many of you to cull out of the "Predict the verdict and aftermath" pool.
Can you stand the drama? This is more riveting than watching an entire nation expend all of its resources to look for a missing, beautiful, rich white girl!
You can still get a quick
prediction speculation in if you ACT NOW! Operators standing by!
*If anyone gets what the title refers to, I'll kiss you. Hard.
Update: This is what we have come to as a nation, folks. The TV stations are actually showing footage of the vehicle entourage headed towards the courthouse. MJ IS 28 MILES FROM THE PARKING LOT!!!
CNN has a handy dandy child molestation scorecard for you!
They're reading the verdict now, but it's going to be anticlimatic. Nothing can beat the thrill of the car approaching the court room.
And another "where were you" moment in the annals of world history has come and gone. Years from now when they ask "where were you when Michael Jackson was found not guilty?" I'll be able to say "I was picking a wedgie out of my ass, yelling FREEE AT LAST!"
Honestly, I'm a little shocked. Not one GUILTY?
So, quickie poll:
A) Travesty of justice?
B) God has shined his light down upon the righteous and true. Bless you, Michael Jackson!
C) I saw a turtle.
D) _______________ (insert your Michael Jackson pun/joke here)
You may also commence casting the soon-to-be-made movie of the week.