The Official* Michael Jackson Speculation Survey/Poll
Why not engage in some celebrity speculation on a Monday morning?
And don't pretend like you don't care - you know you'll be in front of that tv like dumb bugs to insect zappers when the verdict is announced. Yea, I'm a dumb bug, too.
Questions to ponder/answer:
- Guilty or not guilty?
- If guilty, what's the likely scenario - He kills himself? He drops dead of a heart attack? Corey Feldman goes into seclusion? His fans riot, pillage and loot?
- If not guilty, what's the likely scenario - he flees to Europe to start EuroNeverland? He shows up on the next installment of Surreal Life? OJ vows to look for the real molester? His fans invite him over for a pajama party?
- How soon after the verdict is announced do all of MJ's recordings appear on the charts? Who will stage the first MJ Benefit Fund concert? How soon before the morning zoo parody songs start?
Anything else you can think of is fine. No limits on bad taste, low class, humor at the expense of others, etc.
I love the smell of wild speculation in the morning. Have at it. Make it serious if you want, or make Batboy proud.
Added: Who will play Michael and his cast of characters in the inevitable movie of the week?
*[by official, I mean official only in my eyes. this speculation survey is not endorsed by nor approved by the michael jackson camp. void in neverland]