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well believe it now, motherfucker!

clickyclicky for biggie

I am not responsible for this. The husband is.

By the way, that's not a Photoshop. He drew that on an actual box of cereal. I nearly pissed my pants when I opened the closet today and saw that.


Kudos to both of you. It was the combination of the 'shop and the title that made me laugh my ass off.

Hubby just made his bones.

Inglewood Jack!

This is some serious gourmet shit!

Usually, me and Vince would be happy with some freeze-dried Taster's Choice, but he springs this serious GOURMET shit on us!

What flavor is this?

Nobody's gonna hurt anybody Anakin. We're gonna be like three little Fonzies here. And what's Fonzie like? Come on Anakin, what's Fonzie like?

I'm just picturing a different scene in A New Hope. "Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn't allow it. Your father's lightsaber. I kept this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass for 2 years. And now, young Skywalker, I give it to you."

I'm a mushroom cloud layin' muthafucka, muthafucka! Everytime I think of you choppin' off my arm I'm supafly TNT!

No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you see a sign out in front of my space station that said Dead Ewok Storage?


"Hand me my lightsaber."

"Which one is it?"

"It's the one that says Bad Motherfucker on it!"
"I don't wanna hear no what-ifs, Jabba...I wanna hear "I'm on tha motherfucker. Sit back, relax, and wait for the empire, which should be arriving shortly!"

"I'm on the mothah-fuckah, Jules. Sit back, relax, and wait for The Fett...who should be arriving shortly."

"You sendin' in The Fett?!"

"What, you happy now?"

"Damn, Hutt, that's all you had to say!"

"How we gonna do this search?"

"I'm prepared to scour the galaxy for that motha-fucka...if Solo goes to Tatooine, I want a jawa hidin' in a bowl of rice, waitin' to pop a cap in his ass!"

Say "boop-beep" one more time motherfucker.

The path of the righteous Jedi is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of the Sith. Blessed is he who, in the name of the Force, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am a Jedi when I lay my vengeance upon you.

I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before you shoved a light saber up his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. Light Saber here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the Chancellor that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the chosen one, and I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Anakin. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd.

"Do you know what they call a Big Mac on Endor?"

'Say "boop-beep" one more time motherfucker.'

LOL. Man, now that was funny. Don' know why, but it was. :)

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