i wasn't born with enough middle fingers
After driving to work with Marilyn Manson's Irresponsible Hate Anthem on repeat, I realize I need to find my happy place if I'm going to make it through this day.
Now where the FUCK is my happy place?
Update: I think I found it. I clocked out early, went home, put on my pjs and curled up on the couch with a blanket, a pillow and a fistful of Claritan.
Comments
The 7:15 showing of Episode III?
Posted by: Shawn | June 2, 2005 11:14 AM
under the bed? that seems to be where to find everything else...
Posted by: AimeeC | June 2, 2005 11:20 AM
Ummm... Salad Fingers?
Posted by: Keiran Halcyon | June 2, 2005 11:29 AM
Listen to something else when you're driving, girlie.
Posted by: Roxanne | June 2, 2005 12:01 PM
At the bottom of a liquor bottle?
Posted by: Hubris | June 2, 2005 12:29 PM
It's somewhere out in the great big white world. So get your gunn and start asking the beautiful people, because they know it's the last day on earth, your happy place is wrapped in plastic and all you can do is try to please your target audience.
(I would understand if you felt the need to hit me now (; )
Posted by: JimK | June 2, 2005 12:32 PM
I can't believe Marc hasn't listed this here yet:
Squirrel Peanut Hockey. With bonus points for hitting the rodents. Mild, but helpful.
Posted by: Keiran Halcyon | June 2, 2005 01:05 PM
Luke, I am your happy place.
Ew, that just sounds wrong. Never mind.
Posted by: Solonor | June 2, 2005 01:11 PM
See, this is why everyone should have "Tommy in Seven Minutes" on their iPod.
http://www.strangereaction.com/archives/2005/05/26/tommy-in-seven-minutes :)
Posted by: Scott | June 2, 2005 02:00 PM
I suggest the page where you can download NWA's "Straight Outta Compton" with only the bad words present. It's sorta like Tourettes with beats, and it makes me laugh my ass off every time.
Posted by: Ian S. | June 2, 2005 02:25 PM
Scott, that is effin brilliant. Wow. I'm going to listen to that all night.
Posted by: michele | June 2, 2005 02:34 PM
a fistful of Claritan
Did you crush it up and snort it?
Posted by: Bill from INDC | June 2, 2005 03:25 PM
I couldn't. I've been sitting here with the bottle of Nasacort stuffed up my nose.
Posted by: michele | June 2, 2005 03:32 PM
Buck up, little camper. Soon spring will be but a happy memory as you curse the blistering summer heat...
Sorry. Feel better.
Posted by: Keiran Halcyon | June 2, 2005 03:46 PM
I was wondering what happened to you....
Posted by: Bon | June 2, 2005 04:17 PM
SERENITY NOW!!!!!
Posted by: Dr_Mike | June 2, 2005 05:38 PM
Don't go to your happy place!! Vanilla Ice is there waiting for you!
Posted by: Darth Monkeybone | June 3, 2005 12:42 AM
Scatterbrain by Radiohead. Still downbeat without the hateful kind of manson mood.
Posted by: Frank | June 3, 2005 07:07 AM
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