Things I Wish I Though of
"Have you tried one of these Ewoks, m'lord?" asked Admiral Piett, offering me a crisp kebab. "Delectable!" Veers himself was surrounded by a cadre of identical troopers holding their helmets in one hand and their drinks in the other. "Lord Vader!" Veers greeted me. "I'm so glad you could join us. Did somebody get you an Ewok?"
It's not just satire or parody. It's so well written you wish it were real. Good stuff.
And this further diminishes my increasingly blurred line between reality and Lucas-fueled fantasy.
I may need intervention soon.