overheard
In 7-11, by the coffee machine
Girl: What are we going to do tonight?
Guy: (shrugs) we could fuck for three hours or so...
Girl: Uh..I have my period.
Guy: (leeringly) not in your mouth, you don't.
(Girl slaps guy in the head)
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In 7-11, by the coffee machine
Girl: What are we going to do tonight?
Guy: (shrugs) we could fuck for three hours or so...
Girl: Uh..I have my period.
Guy: (leeringly) not in your mouth, you don't.
(Girl slaps guy in the head)
Comments
I swear, sounds like a conversation I've had with my husband before...
Posted by: Sekimori | May 13, 2005 07:42 PM
We are a sad and sorry bunch, eh?
Posted by: Buzz | May 13, 2005 07:49 PM
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Posted by: fat kid | May 13, 2005 07:59 PM
A real man (or one wih half a brain(,same dif I gues),would please her first,period or no.
Posted by: mbruce | May 13, 2005 08:07 PM
I want to believe that this man is my hero.
Posted by: Adam | May 13, 2005 08:13 PM
I had almost the identical conversation with a couple of lesbians tonight while looking for Cranberry gelcaps for my wife tonight.
OK, only half of the above is true...
Posted by: Chrees | May 14, 2005 12:32 AM
Men... they're just... SO CUTE.
I bet if she had said "Man, I'm hungry" He would have responded with "Well, I've got a tube steak you can suck on."
Or maybe that's just something MY man would have said.
Posted by: Y | May 14, 2005 01:35 AM
If you didn't live on Long Island, I'd say you made that up.
But everybody knows about you people out there in the spudfarms...god knows what the offspring will unfold.
//runs away//
Posted by: TC@LeatherPenguin | May 14, 2005 01:58 AM
aah to be young and in love. really quite touching.
Posted by: Rob M | May 14, 2005 08:24 AM
You still got 7-11s? In about a month I'm going to start jonesing for a mega-slurpy and I'm stuck with Sonic's version.
Posted by: Timmer | May 14, 2005 09:03 AM
You followin' me again?
Posted by: prairie biker | May 14, 2005 09:27 AM
He also could have said: "Not in your ass, you don't."
Posted by: Ben Lange | May 14, 2005 12:32 PM
Me- "I have a sore throat."
Him - "I know what can cure that."
Just ONCE it would be nice if he didn't respond that way.
Posted by: Carin | May 14, 2005 02:08 PM
mbruce, I wonder how many men would agree with you. Of my exes, 1 out of 5 (20%). I wonder if that's representative of the population as a whole...
Posted by: d2 | May 15, 2005 09:35 AM
And they said romance was dead.
Posted by: Andrea Harris | May 15, 2005 09:09 PM
What's your point? Seems like a reasonable guy...
Posted by: JoeB | May 16, 2005 09:58 AM
Now, if this had been March 14th,....
Did i get the right date?
Posted by: Eric Jablow | May 16, 2005 10:44 PM