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listomatic: mother's day [updated]


* "I mean, what's your encore? Do you, like, anally rape my mother while pouring sugar in my gas tank?"
* Mamma always told me not to stare into the eyes of the sun
* Mamma mia, mamma mia, mamma mia let me go
* Whoa, mamma!
* Yo mamma
* Throw Momma From the Train

Added, from comments:

  • "Yippee kai yay, motherfucker"
  • Mama's got a squeeze box
  • "Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries!"
  • Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys
  • Mommie Dearest
  • Your momma don't dance and your daddy don't rock-n-roll.
  • * Mama told me not to come

There are some in the comments that aren't conducive to list making (too long, too many, etc.).

[Italics are song lyrics, quotations are movie quotes. Feel free to guess]

Ok, gave up trying to keep up with the comments. I'm working, here.

I forgot the best one of all.

Momma Said Knock You Out



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Someone better than me needs to find Charles Grodin's "mama" dialogue from "Fresno". It's classic and should be on any list like this.

"Mommy, can I go out and kill tonight?" -- the Misfits.

Of course, it should be, "Mommy, may I go out and kill tonight?" but I'm off the clock right now.

I'm sorry Mama

Yippee kai yay, motherfucker.

Mama's got a squeezebox...

Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries!

Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys...really.

What, no “Mommie Dearest”?

Mama told me not to come.

"You think I'm psycho, don't you mama? I didn't mean to break your cup. You think I'm psycho, don't you mama? Oh mama, why don't you get up?"

"And I turned twenty-one in prison doing life without parole. No-one could steer me right but Mama tried, Mama tried. Mama tried to raise me better, but her pleading, I denied. That leaves only me to blame 'cos Mama tried."

"Daddy sang bass, mama sang tenor".

"His mother cried as he walked out;
Don't take your guns to town, son
Leave your guns at home, Bill
Don't take your guns to town."

"Your mama, She's the Van Lear Rose".

I heart country music.

Your momma don't dance and your daddy don't rock-n-roll.

Mama, life has just begun, and now you've gone and thrown it all away...


"Describe in single words only the good things that come into your mind about... your mother.
My mother?
Let me tell you about my mother."

Also "Kiss my book you mother father chinese dentist!" for you Mr. Show fans.

Mother Love Bone was kickass (not just Chloe Dancer/Crown of Thorns either). My ancient CD is all banged up, but I still listen to it.

And: MILF. Because Mother's Day is all about the caring.

Mother Earth
Mother, Jugs, and Speed

Mama, let this heart be still.

I went back to my mother.
I said, "I'm crazy, Ma. Help me."

"Are those the panties your mother laid out for you?"

Hubris, that's a sweet score!

Paul, I had a similar experience in real life, which makes me laugh even harder every time I think of that line.

stifler's mom, of course!

How could you forget?

Mother by Danzig

Oh, nevermind. I see it now. D'oh!

Well, I was drunk the day my mom got out of prison, and I went to pick her up in the raaaaaaaain. But before I could get to the station in my pickup truck, she got runned over by a damned old train!

"Mother pus-bucket!!"

"Mother, do you think they'll drop the bomb?"

Keep in touch with mama kin. Tell her where you've gone and been.

Full on Kev's Mom

My guitar wants to kill your mama

Your mama's waitin' for ya... wearin her high heeled shoes.

Mother, tell yr children not to do what I have done

Mama why did God take my daddy cause I'd been good just like he said to be

Mother? I want to...

"Top of the world, Ma!"

"Dude, your mom is hot!"

"Mama I'm coming hooooooooooome"

"My mama told me, you better shop around"

Well, that's all right, mama..That's all right for you

Highlander -- when the evil immortal pulls the old man out of the car and gets in, turns to the old lady in the passenger seat, smiles and says:


".....Mama said there'd be days like this, there'd be days like this, my mama said. Mama said."

I can't find any reference to "Up Against the Wall Redneck Mother." I'm shocked... or blind.

M is for the mudflaps you give me for my pickup truck...

Nobody loves me but my Mother, sometimes I think she could be jiving too. -bb king

The movie sucked, but one of my favorite titles of all time:

I Dismember Momma

And don't forget Atlanta's own Mother's Finest. Anotha Motha Fotha.........

Mommas, don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys (chipmunks)...

Mama mia!

List needs Blogmothers Day™


and of course, ma-mama weer all crazee now!

A day late and a wallet short, but how could I forget one the best line from an 80's miniseries: "Which one of you bitches is my mother."