listomatic: mother's day [updated]
Untitled
- Mothers of Invention
- Mother, tell your children not to walk my way
- Mother, should I trust the government?
- Mother Jones
- Mother Love Bone
- Mother Superior jump the gun
- Trunk fulla amps, mother fucker
- Mother...I want to...
- Mother, May I?
- Mr. Mom
- Mother Goose
- Old Mother Hubbard
- Oh, mother, dear, we sadly fear, our mittens we have lost.
- your mom
- Stacy's mom has got it goin' on
- Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch
- Mother, May I Sleep With Treacher?
- Mother, May I Sleep with Danger?
- Mommy, can I go out and kill tonight?
- I saw your mommy and your mommy's dead
- Mommy
- A Chair For My Mother
- Are You My Mother?
- Marge Simpson
- June Cleaver
- Roseanne
- Carol Brady
- Brak's mom
- Mrs. C.
- Wilma Flinstone
- June Cleaver
- Moms' Friendly Robot Company
Added:
* "I mean, what's your encore? Do you, like, anally rape my mother while pouring sugar in my gas tank?"
* Mamma always told me not to stare into the eyes of the sun
* Mamma mia, mamma mia, mamma mia let me go
* Whoa, mamma!
* Yo mamma
* Throw Momma From the Train
Added, from comments:
- "Yippee kai yay, motherfucker"
- Mama's got a squeeze box
- "Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries!"
- Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys
- Mommie Dearest
- Your momma don't dance and your daddy don't rock-n-roll.
- * Mama told me not to come
There are some in the comments that aren't conducive to list making (too long, too many, etc.).
[Italics are song lyrics, quotations are movie quotes. Feel free to guess]
Ok, gave up trying to keep up with the comments. I'm working, here.
I forgot the best one of all.
Comments
Someone better than me needs to find Charles Grodin's "mama" dialogue from "Fresno". It's classic and should be on any list like this.
Posted by: Rob | May 6, 2005 07:24 AM
"Mommy, can I go out and kill tonight?" -- the Misfits.
Of course, it should be, "Mommy, may I go out and kill tonight?" but I'm off the clock right now.
Posted by: WarrenM | May 6, 2005 08:01 AM
I'm sorry Mama
Posted by: biltmore | May 6, 2005 08:06 AM
Yippee kai yay, motherfucker.
Posted by: disconnect | May 6, 2005 08:25 AM
Mama's got a squeezebox...
Posted by: Paul | May 6, 2005 08:32 AM
Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries!
Posted by: Johnny Catbird | May 6, 2005 08:40 AM
Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys...really.
Posted by: kelley | May 6, 2005 08:53 AM
What, no “Mommie Dearest”?
Posted by: Dave Schuler | May 6, 2005 09:01 AM
Mama told me not to come.
Posted by: Eric | May 6, 2005 09:16 AM
"You think I'm psycho, don't you mama? I didn't mean to break your cup. You think I'm psycho, don't you mama? Oh mama, why don't you get up?"
"And I turned twenty-one in prison doing life without parole. No-one could steer me right but Mama tried, Mama tried. Mama tried to raise me better, but her pleading, I denied. That leaves only me to blame 'cos Mama tried."
"Daddy sang bass, mama sang tenor".
"His mother cried as he walked out;
Don't take your guns to town, son
Leave your guns at home, Bill
Don't take your guns to town."
"Your mama, She's the Van Lear Rose".
I heart country music.
Posted by: Johno | May 6, 2005 09:17 AM
Your momma don't dance and your daddy don't rock-n-roll.
Posted by: Lisa | May 6, 2005 09:26 AM
Mama, life has just begun, and now you've gone and thrown it all away...
MAMA...oow,oow,oow
Posted by: Paul | May 6, 2005 09:32 AM
"Describe in single words only the good things that come into your mind about... your mother.
My mother?
Yeah.
Let me tell you about my mother."
Also "Kiss my book you mother father chinese dentist!" for you Mr. Show fans.
Posted by: dorkafork | May 6, 2005 09:35 AM
Mother Love Bone was kickass (not just Chloe Dancer/Crown of Thorns either). My ancient CD is all banged up, but I still listen to it.
And: MILF. Because Mother's Day is all about the caring.
Posted by: Hubris | May 6, 2005 09:37 AM
Mother Earth
Mother, Jugs, and Speed
Mama, let this heart be still.
Posted by: Shawn | May 6, 2005 09:49 AM
I went back to my mother.
I said, "I'm crazy, Ma. Help me."
Posted by: Rob | May 6, 2005 09:56 AM
"Are those the panties your mother laid out for you?"
Posted by: Hubris | May 6, 2005 09:58 AM
Hubris, that's a sweet score!
Posted by: Paul | May 6, 2005 10:00 AM
Paul, I had a similar experience in real life, which makes me laugh even harder every time I think of that line.
Posted by: Hubris | May 6, 2005 10:13 AM
stifler's mom, of course!
Posted by: Jim S | May 6, 2005 10:31 AM
How could you forget?
Mother by Danzig
Posted by: Beth | May 6, 2005 10:35 AM
Oh, nevermind. I see it now. D'oh!
Posted by: Beth | May 6, 2005 10:37 AM
Well, I was drunk the day my mom got out of prison, and I went to pick her up in the raaaaaaaain. But before I could get to the station in my pickup truck, she got runned over by a damned old train!
Posted by: Lisa | May 6, 2005 10:48 AM
"Mother pus-bucket!!"
Posted by: No One of Consequence | May 6, 2005 10:50 AM
"Mother, do you think they'll drop the bomb?"
Posted by: Shawn | May 6, 2005 10:52 AM
Keep in touch with mama kin. Tell her where you've gone and been.
Posted by: bonk | May 6, 2005 11:00 AM
Full on Kev's Mom
Posted by: mr. blackandwhite | May 6, 2005 11:27 AM
My guitar wants to kill your mama
Your mama's waitin' for ya... wearin her high heeled shoes.
Posted by: Johno | May 6, 2005 11:40 AM
Mother, tell yr children not to do what I have done
Mama why did God take my daddy cause I'd been good just like he said to be
Mother? I want to...
Posted by: g-for-gigli ass mofoyo | May 6, 2005 12:02 PM
"Top of the world, Ma!"
Posted by: MrZenith | May 6, 2005 12:05 PM
"Dude, your mom is hot!"
"Mama I'm coming hooooooooooome"
"My mama told me, you better shop around"
Posted by: MKH | May 6, 2005 12:43 PM
Well, that's all right, mama..That's all right for you
Posted by: Garrett | May 6, 2005 12:44 PM
Your Mother's Got a Penis
Kyle's Mom's a Bitch
Posted by: beautifulatrocities | May 6, 2005 12:55 PM
Highlander -- when the evil immortal pulls the old man out of the car and gets in, turns to the old lady in the passenger seat, smiles and says:
"Mom!"
Posted by: Brendan | May 6, 2005 01:00 PM
".....Mama said there'd be days like this, there'd be days like this, my mama said. Mama said."
Posted by: Maggie | May 6, 2005 03:35 PM
I can't find any reference to "Up Against the Wall Redneck Mother." I'm shocked... or blind.
M is for the mudflaps you give me for my pickup truck...
Posted by: Chrees | May 6, 2005 03:36 PM
Nobody loves me but my Mother, sometimes I think she could be jiving too. -bb king
Posted by: Rob M | May 6, 2005 03:37 PM
The movie sucked, but one of my favorite titles of all time:
I Dismember Momma
Posted by: JamesF | May 6, 2005 04:23 PM
And don't forget Atlanta's own Mother's Finest. Anotha Motha Fotha.........
Posted by: mooncricket | May 6, 2005 07:56 PM
Mommas, don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys (chipmunks)...
Mama mia!
Posted by: Allison | May 6, 2005 10:43 PM
List needs Blogmothers Day™
http://thirdworldcounty.blogspot.com/2005/05/time-is-getting-short.html
Posted by: David | May 6, 2005 10:56 PM
and of course, ma-mama weer all crazee now!
Posted by: me | May 7, 2005 08:03 AM
A day late and a wallet short, but how could I forget one the best line from an 80's miniseries: "Which one of you bitches is my mother."
Posted by: Chrees | May 7, 2005 03:49 PM