jokes about jokes..
Are sometimes funnier than the jokes themselves.
From Something Awful, jokes with realistic endings.
- How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
If you call up Steven Murphy Electrical Contractors on (08) 9284 7281 they can send over a qualified electrician to screw it in for you between 9-6 on any working day, guaranteed to arrive within an hour of your call or you get 50% off!
- What do you get when you cross a chicken with a centipede?
A media circus about the debate over the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.
- What's the difference between a post box and a vagina?
A post box is a public container for the deposit of outgoing mail, and a vagina is the passage leading from the opening of the vulva to the cervix of the uterus in female mammals.
- Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?
Well, it's really nice.
- How do hedghogs have sex?
Like all other mammals, the make inserts his penis into the female's vagina and moves vigorously in and out until the friction causes him to ejaculate.
I don't know why I found these so funny that I literally had tears in my eyes from laughing. I think the point was supposed to be that they're not funny. Anyone besides me laugh?
I bet you can make up a few of your own.