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Via Fark and a million other places: Unintenionally sexual Star Wars coloring Book.

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Captions, creative coloring, general commentary all welcome.


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Incest is best.


The incest thing isn't a fertile ground for this context.


Now buff Daddy's helmet like a good girl.

Leia: Pfft! That's it? Well NOW know I know what you've been compensating for with all these giant space stations and force-chokings.

VADER: Oooooh yeah, that's it, give yourself to the Dark Side!


luke's got a bigger sabre, and that's nuthin on a wookie's

Feel the force flowing through you.

The more you tighten your grip...

I find your lack of teeth disturbing.


I think I should get extra points for being chastised for making a tasteless comment about this cartoon.

"Women are attracted to money and power...and I have both."

"I am your father, Leia!"

"Who's Your Daddy?"

"Who's Your Wookie?"

Ooh...what a BIG helmet!

"What's that little thingy with all the flashing lights?"

"Now, your highness, we will discuss the location of your... hidden... rebel... base"

you dragged me all the way from the alderanian hairdresser for that?

The Force is strong in this one.

I know, I know, cheap-shit plastic zipper! I spent $700 bucks on this rig!

No No No Leia!. The script says "...you must confront Vader!"

"Aren't you a little short for a storm-trooper?"