And the twinkies are...
All the entries were winners in my eyes, of course. It was a hard decision for the judges to come up with just one, but they did, and that winner is......(drum roll)
Hubris! His winning entry:
Shove thee more twinkies, in thy piehole,
Add to the fat roll!
Leave thy slender past!
Let each new pound, more ghastly than the last,
Lead thee toward "husky" jeans with a size more vast,
Till thou undergoes surgery for a fee,
Shedding thine outgrown gut through lipectomy!
For his efforts, Hubris will receive a box of Twinkies as well as a Twinkies bumper sticker, courtesy of McBoozo's Drunken Poetry Jam.
May your filling always be creamy.