it's a dirty job but someone's gotta do it
I would like to take a moment to call your attention to the fact that I am now a psychiatrist and medical director of Our Lady of the Blessed Sacrament Hospital in Great Neck, New York and I am apparently quite concerned about this marijuana craze that has hit the streets. Of course I am. It's Reefer Madness time, parents! Lock the doors, hide the liquor bottles and take away those crazy rock and roll records!
Because, you know, I care a lot about the gamblers and the pushers and the freaks. I care a lot about the people who live off the street. I care a lot about the welfare of all the boys and girls. I care a LOT about you people cause I'm out to save the world. Yea!
It's a Sidd Finch world, kids. And as I said a few years ago: This blog will not be participating in any April Fool's Day pranks. Most people think I am full of shit to begin with, so there is no point in striving for that extra level of bs. I just couldn't think of anything clever enough, anyhow.