it's a dirty job but someone's gotta do it
I would like to take a moment to call your attention to the fact that I am now a psychiatrist and medical director of Our Lady of the Blessed Sacrament Hospital in Great Neck, New York and I am apparently quite concerned about this marijuana craze that has hit the streets. Of course I am. It's Reefer Madness time, parents! Lock the doors, hide the liquor bottles and take away those crazy rock and roll records!
Because, you know, I care a lot about the gamblers and the pushers and the freaks. I care a lot about the people who live off the street. I care a lot about the welfare of all the boys and girls. I care a LOT about you people cause I'm out to save the world. Yea!
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If that doesn't thrill you, you can always try Boring!Boring! While you're drinking some Google Gulp! Or have some USB Fondue.
It's a Sidd Finch world, kids. And as I said a few years ago: This blog will not be participating in any April Fool's Day pranks. Most people think I am full of shit to begin with, so there is no point in striving for that extra level of bs. I just couldn't think of anything clever enough, anyhow.
Comments
that wasn't a faith no more rip off by any chance was it? on this blog? I am shocked...
Posted by: g | April 1, 2005 07:09 AM
Of course, if you were clever AND good-looking, then you probably would have to act dumb.
Posted by: jcwinnie | April 1, 2005 07:50 AM
Damn that devil weed to the fiery pits of hell! Both idle hands and dope are the Devil's tools!
Posted by: Concerned Citizen | April 1, 2005 09:51 AM
LOL...that was excellent.
"...suspended somewhere between meltdown and total hysteria", indeed.
Posted by: Trish | April 1, 2005 10:26 AM
i care a lot about Transformers cause theyre more than meets the eye, does that count?
Posted by: tommy | April 1, 2005 12:34 PM
Craziest thing listed:
"In Norway, the authorities estimate that one in five desperate "potheads" engage in drinking their own “bong” water"
Good lord!
Posted by: Ryan | April 1, 2005 01:51 PM
That inspired me to leave Ms. Maklin a bad comment.
A very, very, very bad comment.
Oh, well, what the hell.
Posted by: ilyka | April 1, 2005 08:06 PM