spring fling fashion show!
How many times have you said to yourself, gee, if only I had something to wear that would let the world know how cool, hip, trendy and sexy I am?
For only $15, you too can exeperience the pure, unmitigated joy that results from wearing and ASV shirt. Just look at these testimonials:
Model 1: Wearing this shirt made my hair shinier, my teeth whiter, my boobs larger and increased the gas mileage on my car!
Model 2: This ASV shirt gave me the power and confidence I needed in order to kick my best friend's ass in Madden 2005! I also got laid the same night! Had to be the shirt. Nothing else explains it!
Women's shirts are available in a bright, cheerful green which will enhance your assets. Men's shirts are available in black because men in black are sexy.
Both are available with your choice of slogans printed on the back.
Please note that the shopping cart takes you to PayPal, but you don't need a PayPal account to purchase a shirt - they take credit cards.
Note that this is a limited time offer.
Thank you for shopping ASV and have a nice day!
Update: If you buy one, I expect a photo of you wearing the shirt. Especially if you look ripped and badass in it.