The most anticipated opening day ever.
I think I'll lay off the friendly wagers this year. I'm still feeling the ramifications of the last time I opened my big mouth.
Depends on who's offering.
And what the wager is.
And just because you want to see my boobs doesn't mean I want to see your weener, so don't even offer.
Six days. Now if only the weather would start acting like opening day was just inches away.