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Lovin', Touchin', Squeezin'
:greatest song writers, part 1

I need to have a lot more votes over in the Greatest R&R Songwriters thing before I make a poll for it. So don't forget to cast your nomination.

I said I would write about some of the nominees. I'm nominating these guys, so I guess I can drag out an old post I wrote about their band.

cfc.gif Surely you remember Squeeze? A band that is never given enough credit for their talents, Squeeze tends to get thrown into the slush pile of funny looking 80's bands that had a hit or two.

Unlike some other bands of that era that got famous because of their style or gimmick or just because they hit the right place at the righ time, Squeeze was oozing with talent.

Difford, Tilbrook, Holland and all those other guys who didn't matter as much as those three combined to make some of the greatest songs to come out of an era when great songs were not nearly as numerous as their overstyled, synth pop counterparts. Not that there's anything wrong with that; I loved the whole synth pop-new wave thing. I was just able to recognize that while most of the music of that genre was filled with fun beats that you could bop your head in time to after a few shots of tequila in a grungy-on-purpose club, Squeeze was different.

While a lot of people joined the Squeez fan-wagon when East Side Story (1981) came out (and some, not until Squeeze Singles in 1982), I had a head start on the band due to my employment at a radio station in 1980. Ok, I wasn't an employee so much as a phone volunteer, one of those people who answered the 24-7 request line and handled the contests and listened to a lot of heavy breathing and requests for sexual favors that were unheard of in my little, naive corner of the world.

Volunteering had its perks. Lots of free albums, meeting semi-stars, going on the air once in a while (I even made a few commercials) and getting a heads up on the up and coming bands, which proved to be a constant source of jealousy on the part of my friends when a band I predicted would become famous actually did and I could smugly say "I called that one!" Like I did with U2. But that's another story.

This one is about Squeeze and about a copy of Cool for Cats that made it into my hands in early 1980. The record had actually been released in '79, but New York radio was slow to pick up on it. The station I was working at, WLIR, went by the slogan "Dare to be Different," and they held true to that motto by daring to play the title song of Cool for Cats.

It was love at first listen. It was different, so far apart from anything I was hearing at the time. I grabbed a copy of the album and spent that night listening to it for hours, flipping the disc at least ten times. The lyrics to Up the Junction were simple, the rythmn almost monotonous. But somehow those two parts together formed a riveting song. Even Cool for Cats, with its machine-gun presentation of the lyrics (I give a little muscle, and I spend a little cash, but all I get is bitter and a nasty little rash) was just so out there that I couldn't help but love it. If I Didn't Love You (I'd Hate You). was the ultimate in relationship songs:

Singles remind me of kisses, albums remind me of plans .

Well, I thought that was pretty damn deep back then. In fact, I still do. And I still quote it.

I found a copy of U.K. Squeeze. - their first album and the original name of the band- in some dirty record story in the city. While it seemed to be made by almost a different band, it was still some good shit, as we used to say in the 'hood. Take Me, I'm Yours inspired many a late songwriting session on my part, trying to recreate that staccato delivery of passionate-in-an-odd-way lyrics.

Then along came East Side Story and Squeeze became a sensation. Tempted pushed them onto the charts and out of the dark, dingy clubs I had seen them in into Madison Square Garden. Elvis Costello worked wonders with the band, polishing their genius and creating a bigger, more diverse sound. Unfortunately, it was one I didn't love. I liked it, but I didn't love it the way I did Argy Bargy. I gave Sweets from a Stranger, their next album, a chance but was turned off when I found my mother singing Black Coffee in Bed.

Regardless of whether I liked them anymore or not, they were still damn talented. Jools Holland's piano playing always amazed me. Difford and Tilbrook wrote some amazing songs. And those other guys did...other talented-like things. In between the breakup of Squeeze and the reunion of Squeeze, Difford and Tilbrook released an album together, the highlight of which was a wonderful tune called Love's Crashing Wave's.

At one point, I pined for the days when Cool for Cats was considered exciting and new. When new wave finally crashed and burned, that was the one album I went to (ok, that and the 12 inch single of Stephen "Tin Tin" Duffy's Kiss Me) when I wanted to sulk in my room and relive the glory days of night clubs, spiked hair and torn, black stockings.

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I loved squeeze. I never got into "Cool for Cats". A bit to British for my tastes, but I loved. loved, LOVED "If I Didn't Love You I'd Hate You". That and "Goodbye Girl" were my favorites. MmmmM..

Nice tribute to an under-appreciated band. Their lyrics were always lurking somewhere between wry and poignant, but never unsatisfying.
At my bedside empty pocket
A foot without a sock
Your body gets much closer
I fumble for the clock
Alarmed by the seduction
I wish that it would stop

Good stuff.

And does any song opening make you grin bigger than the simple strumming acoustic guitar attack of "Annie Get Your Gun?" I don't think so.

Anytime I hear my mother singing something, it ruins it for me. Even a group as great as Squeeze.

What a nice retro post, this would be great on BC (if you were so inclined).

I think we have the Difford & Tillbrook album on LP somewhere... I'd try to find it but it won't fit in the CD player.

Nice comments on Squeeze. I was a big fan of them in the day, had all their albums (and an EP!), although I don't listen to them now. In retrospect there was a little something lacking -- they weren't rockers. Also, their songs were a little too lyric-y and superficially clever; obviously a lot of effort went into them, but now in my old age I tend to prefer a more effortless effect. And Tilbrook's limited vocal range wears on you after awhile. I'm surprised you like Squeeze given your dislike of Lennon-McCartney, since Squeeze to me sounds like the Beatles if they had been permanently stuck at their Help! and Rubber Soul stage.

Oh, and what ruins a song for me is having it used in a commercial, like, unfortunately, "Tempted" was recently (Levi's I think).

I line them up with Rockpile as bands that never got the proper respect.

Another reason to like 'Black Coffee in Bed'.

Great post. Our household has been on something of a Squeeze nostalgia frenzy for the past few weeks.

You'd be hard pressed to find a story more clearly told than in Junction, but the guitar work in Pulling Mussels really get the blood flowing.

I always loved the live video of Tempted that was on MTV back when MTV actually showed videos.

I couldn't have put it better. I remember when Rolling Stone anointed Difford and Tilbrook as the new Beatles. Kiss of Death for the band.

My wife and i were excited when we saw that VH1's "Bands Reunited" were featuring Squeeze. Of course, the bandmates refused to reunite. Apparently Glenn and Chris had some MAJOR problems when they broke up.

OK, now the list of my Top Ten Underappreciated Bands:

1) Squeeze
2) The Hoodoo Gurus
3) Psychedelic Furs
4) The dB's
5) The Beautiful South
6) Marshall Crenshaw
7) Nick Lowe
8) XTC
9) Big Audio Dynamite
10) Paul Westerberg/The Replacements

They were very good live, as well.

My wife's phone ring tone is 'Tempted'. Gotta agree Squeeze wrote some really fine songs; well crafted brit progressive pop. Saw them live at least 3 times (was the 80s so its a little fuzzy..) and were very good shows.

Joe B - hi 5 on the Hoodoo Gurus, they never were huge in America but I've been a fan of that band since the late 80s. Still a huge name in Australia.

I'll go add my 2 cents at the poll.

For me, the defining Squeeze album is Argybargy (from whence came "If I Didn't Love You"): the last 'un with Jools Holland in (love his "Wrong Side of the Moon") and such unstoppable pop-rock numbers as "Another Nail in My Heart" and "Farfisa Beat." To my ears, it's their most solid album. . .

Was really hoping that they could get together a reunion of the band on that VH-1 "Bands Reunited" series, but, alas, it was not to be. . .

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