This Little Wiggy
Part 4 in my all day "Insult the Irish with stereotypes" festival.
Ralph: [points to large rock] That's where I saw the leprechaun! He tells me to burn things.
You've done grand, laddie! Now ya know what ya have ta do! Burn the house down! Burn 'em all!
See previous posts from today for more "Leprechauns - and, by default, Irish people - are evil" stuff.
[dedicated to Geoff, an australian]