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And on a lighter note.

I was in the supermarket yesterday, loitering in the bakery aisle. Yes, loitering. It takes a while for my will power to have a knock-down/drag-out with the chcolate truffle cake.

So there's two young women standing near me, looking at the fresh baked turnovers and danish. One of the woman points out the mini cheese danish.

Woman 1: Mmmm... I love cheese danish. Let's get those.
Woman 2: Ick..no. My mom bought them once and they tasted like cum.

I swung my cart around and exited the aisle quickly so they didn't see my jaw hanging open.

But I went back a few minutes later.

Yes, I bought them.

No, they don't.

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Comments

Just who the heck has she been blowing, The Candy Man?

Potty mouth potty mouth potty mouth.

I can't drink saki.

I get a little creeped out by glaze of any kind.

TIME FOR A HOT DOG!!

I love overhearing things.

Just who the heck has she been blowing, The Candy Man?

Maybe. Or maybe she knew about that Cooking with Cum website:

http://asmallvictory.net/archives/007754.html

If mine tasted like sweet pastries, I'd wear a t-shirt advertising the fact. If nothing else, it'd be a great conversation starter.

So, was the fact that they didn't a good thing or a bad thing? Just curious.

Somebody made cheese danish with brie, apparently.

I wish cum tasted like cheese danish. It's low carb you know.

No. Comment.

"You'd have me swallow a whole cheese Danish? Well, I never!"

Michele:

Heh...doesn't a comment like that make you glad you are a writer...? ;)

What, they didn't taste a little coppery?

The ONE benefit I have found from being diabetic is that I've been told that I taste sweet. Apparently it is a symptom of the desease. Though I've never been told I taste like a danish.

I learn so much here.

Use it wisely, Trish. Use it wisely.

I've been wondering why one of my girlfriends long ago suddenly looked up at me and said, "Funny, you don't look Danish."

And I'll admit, in those days I did look cheesy...

I'd give you an "A" for effort, McGehee, but knowing you, that was effortless.

LOL @ both of you!

I happen to like Cheese Danish.

Or, at least, I used to.

grumble

They probably recently viewed the most disgusting scene in the modern gross out era courtesey of Van Wilder. It is maybe the only movie scene that is guaranteed to induce a vomit gagging if not actual vomiting.

(if you don't know the scene, you don't want to ask)

Where have you people been??

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