Countdown to Steak and BJ Day!
Steak and BJ Day is just two days away. I hope everyone is ready.
Guys, just in case you want to remind your gal with a greeting card:
The winners of the Steak and BJ Day Poetry Contest - in greeting card form.
There were two winners - J.P. and Mark.
The images were taken from my new favorite place on the internet.
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Feel free to print out and send to a loved one. Or whoever you make your booty calls to.
Also - as a favor to my brother-in-law - I'd just like to clear up a fallacy. It's Steak and BJ Day. Not Steak From BJ's Day. Sorry, sis. Start doing those mouth exercises now.
Comments
The timing couldn't be better. After the kidney removal, that's all she's up for anyway.
Posted by: prairie biker | March 12, 2005 09:39 AM
well, I got the steak part covered, at any rate.
Posted by: Wind Rider | March 12, 2005 10:05 AM
March 14th is getting really crowded. Now it's:
Posted by: ScottC | March 12, 2005 11:15 AM
I'd just like to say that 75% of men out there will take a hand job, a back rub, being told that they are rather neat, and a sci fi movie rental in exhcange for the blow job.
Those of you ladies dating porn freaks out there will probably not be able to exercise this option though.
The steak is obviously still mandatory.
Yep. It's hard to think that anything more crass and bullying than St. Valentines day would come along...but it did.
Humans are all damned.
Posted by: palaeomerus | March 12, 2005 02:41 PM
Holy crap, I won!
Posted by: Mark J | March 12, 2005 04:58 PM
75% of all men are pussies.
Why should anyone accept 2nd best? Ever? Set goals and achieve them. If you're the kind of guy who would even consider accepting 2nd best, I strongly suggest you never ask me for a job.
Posted by: prairie biker | March 12, 2005 07:23 PM
You sound like a some boring elitist asshole.
Posted by: palaeomerus | March 13, 2005 04:45 AM
My gonads made me say that.
Posted by: palaeomerus | March 13, 2005 06:22 AM
Excellent!
Slight correction if needed... "I'll make my own ranch" was the original last line...
Any way it's worded, I feel honoured to be a part of your special day!
Posted by: J.P. | March 13, 2005 02:13 PM
I feel privileged that my birthday is on Steak and BJ day - and now I know what gifts people should be getting me!
Posted by: FleshPresser | March 13, 2005 04:53 PM