What About ASSFACE?
This is the list of "naughty" words not allowed on personalized jerseys at the NFL Shop. They were extracted by a reader from a java script list found on the NFL Shop site
What I want to know is, what kind of person would even think of putting CROTCH ROT on a football jersey? And that's the least offensive of the list.
I can just imagine a man buying his girlfriend a Cowboys jersey and asking for NASTY WHORE to be put on the back.
I've been reading this list all day and I can't stop laughing. Pearl Necklace. Shit For Brains. Skankfuck. Dick Licker.
Why? Why did they have to make this list? I don't know if it's worse to believe that people really tried to order these jerseys or that the people at the NFL store are completely out of touch with the typical football fan. Cyberslimer. Dick For Brains. Oh,and Rae Carruth.
Please, make me stop. My sides hurt. INSEST. Huh? He Hate Me.
Ok, who ordered the PUBIC LICE jersey?
Via Fark, of course, where you'll probably be able to figure out which comment was mine.