Fun and Games With Oscar/Open Thread
[side note: I just made the Best. Baked Zit. Ever.]
I may live blog the Oscars. Maybe. I don't know that I could really make fun of people who practically parody themselves, anyhow.
For now, it's play time, and the topic is:
Alternative Oscar Categories You'd Like To See
Interpret at will.
[And, the Academy Awards drinking game. And another one.]
Update: One little letter. Just one letter. ZITI.
Joke's over, people. JUST PLAY THE FREAKING GAME.
::smack::
And I don't think I'll live blog because my eyes are already glazing over and the real program hasn't started yet (Ann Althouse and Skillzy are live blogging, anyhow - so is FAD, with his usual sarcastic aplomb. And Roger Simon.). But feel free to use this as an open Oscar thread in which you can (ahem) answer my survey question or just make fun of the winners/loser/presenters or yell out BOOBIES! whenever applicable. Yea, that will be fun.
!!!!
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Update: Nice to see Drew Barrymore doing a salute to Ronald Reagan with her hair. The best commentary is over at FAD.
Comments
Yummy, baked zit, that sounds soooo delicious!
Posted by: Joe | February 27, 2005 07:32 PM
Joe beat me to it. One recipe I think I'll pass on... ;-) John Blutarsky would be proud.
Posted by: robyn | February 27, 2005 07:40 PM
so, do you first scrape off the mirror?
Posted by: Jim S | February 27, 2005 07:42 PM
Baked Zit? sounds yummy. :)
Posted by: kat | February 27, 2005 07:47 PM
I'm glad you didn't change it, because that's damn funny;)
Posted by: dorkafork | February 27, 2005 07:48 PM
Best Movie No One Has Heard Of!
Oh wait, they already have that category multiple times.
Best Catering.
Posted by: Shawn | February 27, 2005 07:57 PM
I've always thought that there should be an Oscar for the Top Money Making Film of the Year.
...and of course Best Boobie Shot!
Posted by: a different Bill | February 27, 2005 08:11 PM
Well... Pass along your recipe (I knew it was ziti, and I want the recipe!).
Posted by: john | February 27, 2005 08:18 PM
Best Movie You Would Have Seen If You Were The Least Bit Cool
Best Actress Currently In Rehab
Best Rehash Of A Tired Old Cliche'
Posted by: Skillzy | February 27, 2005 08:29 PM
Well, considering the temperaments of some actors --
Best Tantrum by a Bastard/Bitch
Or greedy locals during filming --
Best Shakedown Artist outside the Industry
Best BJ in the Trailer between shots
(oh, btw Michele? my hubby has BJ/Steak day marked in Outlook and reminded me about it yesterday)
Posted by: Darleen | February 27, 2005 08:33 PM
Did you see your woman in blue? That dress is fantastic.
Posted by: Tanya | February 27, 2005 08:34 PM
Best see-thru dress. Lifetime achievement award for Geena Davis.
Posted by: Midgard | February 27, 2005 08:36 PM
Baked zit? eh? Yum. Must be something in the air...the need for Nona's comfort food. I made a killer flank steak braciole. We ate every scrap.
erp!
'Scuse me, I gotta gaggle of panna cotta waiting for the Oscar cast.
BTW-Chris Rock doesn't.
Posted by: BJ | February 27, 2005 08:44 PM
Best Dealer.
Posted by: Eric | February 27, 2005 09:15 PM
Best abbreviation of a movie title on a theater marquis.
Best performance by an actor pretending to be a regular person in a television interview.
Highest actors'-salary-to-gross-receipts ratio in a motion picture.
I could go on, and the Oscars doubtless will.
Posted by: Belize042 | February 27, 2005 09:25 PM
That Latino woman sure was showing some boobs!
Posted by: hank | February 27, 2005 10:27 PM
Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz, I always get those two confused; even when side by side.
Posted by: brusk | February 27, 2005 10:38 PM
Best Performance in a Teen Comedy by a Coked Out Starlet with a Bad Boob Job
Posted by: Lesley | February 27, 2005 11:34 PM
Lindsey Lohan, Mean Girls!!
Posted by: michele | February 27, 2005 11:40 PM
Was Julia Roberts sporting some milk pillows tonight or what? She turned sideways and put my eye out...
Posted by: robyn | February 27, 2005 11:50 PM
Was it just me, or was Distin Hoffman completely plowed while announcing the Best Picture contenders?
Posted by: Sean M. | February 28, 2005 12:10 AM
I, too, have to comment on the baked zit.
Ew!
Posted by: shelley | February 28, 2005 12:42 AM
"Lindsey Lohan, Mean Girls!!"
I thought you were fond of Lohan's boob job, Michele!
I was personally touched by Sean Penn's pissy little moment of indignation about Chris Rock insulting Jude Law.
Posted by: MikeR | February 28, 2005 01:09 AM
Yet again I passed on watching the Oscars, though this time I had a good excuse: it comes on in the middle of the night over here (Europe), and like hell I'm going to stay up and start my week off like that.
Oh, and I haven't seen most of the movies, so it's kinda hard to know who to root for.
Posted by: Alex | February 28, 2005 05:38 AM
Movie Most likely not to be remade:
Best Family Values Movie:
Best capitalist movie:
Best original Horror movie screenplay:
Most original use of a swear word"
Posted by: Andrew Ian Dodge | February 28, 2005 07:24 AM