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Bet you've never seen that title for a blog entry before.
Go over here, pick your TWO favorites, and come back to the comments here and nominate them. Top five poll to follow later today or tomorrow.
I have to say, those were some of the best sexual haikus I ever seen.
Have I seen a lot? Not saying.
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Comments
Richmond and Val.
"a shot in the dark" just cracked me up.
Posted by: Dave in Texas | February 26, 2005 08:44 AM
"Bet you never saw that title..."
Sweetie, I jacked "Hot Lesbian Monkey Porn" as a title. There ain't nothing I'd bet on anymore that ain't wearing Pinstripes.
Now deliver me my BJ Steak, medium rare, with a tossed salad on the side.
Posted by: TC-LeatherPenguin | February 26, 2005 08:51 AM
Toss your own salad, dude. Homie don't play that.
Posted by: michele | February 26, 2005 09:04 AM
I'll go with J.P. (the first one) and chrees.
Posted by: Hubris | February 26, 2005 09:47 AM
You bring the meat and
Fresh lettuce from the garden.
I'll make my own ranch.
From JP, and
pink petals caress,
the one-eyed soldier charges
swallow, then we eat.
From Robert Modean.
But Hubris deserves honorable mention just for being NAAAASSSSSTTTTEEEEEEEEE!
Posted by: prairie biker | February 26, 2005 10:30 AM
red roses for you,
like the inside of my steak,
suck on my wiener?
****
And "the bobs underneath" one ... LOL
(although, really - should a primo BJ be performed out in the open - none of this underneath blanket stuff?)
Posted by: Carin | February 26, 2005 10:31 AM
Okay, okay, okay... shoot me.
I totally missed the "tossed salad" double entandderaant!
I was thinking a nice side of rabbit food....
Posted by: TC-LeatherPenguin | February 26, 2005 10:43 AM
I would have to nominate:
Eyes closed leaning back
Scent of steak and summer grass
Warm mouth, great pleasure
Tony Iovino
Which actually sounds erotic, as well as dirty.
Posted by: Deb C | February 26, 2005 12:20 PM
I am extremely flattered to have had two nominated already, so in keeping with my humble nature I'd like to nominate:
Been married too long,
cooked my own steak, burned it bad,
called escort service
By prairie biker, and
overcook my steak
though you know i like it rare
sigh and now you spit
by chrees
Posted by: Robert Modean | February 26, 2005 02:07 PM
SharonO's:
A steak, gently grilled,
Tastes even better when I
wash it down with you
JP's:
You bring the meat and
Fresh lettuce from the garden.
I'll make my own ranch.
Posted by: ilyka | February 26, 2005 02:59 PM
Now I can feel like a winner no matter what happens.
Posted by: Hubris | February 26, 2005 03:04 PM
From KB:
Oral and cooked meats
protein comes in many forms
give head and steak now
From prairie biker:
Done and now hungry?
Dentures are so versatile
put them back in now.
Posted by: BlkMktBabyDealer | February 26, 2005 03:24 PM
I'd have to vote for:
It's a special day
do you like your t-bone rare?
heh heh, I said bone.
Throbbing or charred dear
How do you prefer your meat
Tonight you get both
Posted by: Jennifer | February 26, 2005 04:54 PM
SharonO's and Robert Modean's first.
Posted by: dorkafork | February 26, 2005 10:21 PM
Loved the "you can have seconds"... Bumpertsickerist gets my first vote.
The menu is set:
Steak for me, Tube Steak for you
you can have seconds.
And chrees gets the second:
overcook my steak
though you know i like it rare
sigh and now you spit
Posted by: J.P. | February 27, 2005 02:44 AM
Tough choice. Mine are:
Vegetarians
Miss out on steak, not BJs.
They still moan, "Awwww juuuuuuus."
A steak, gently grilled,
Tastes even better when I
wash it down with you
(I love the 'Tonight you get both' one, too, but I can't bear the thought of charred steak...)
Posted by: Tanya | February 27, 2005 08:20 AM
The best, Jerry, the best!
"pink petals caress,
the one-eyed soldier charges
swallow, then we eat."
Posted by: Rudy from Maine | March 1, 2005 03:30 PM