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Fellatio Poetry Voting

Bet you've never seen that title for a blog entry before.

Go over here, pick your TWO favorites, and come back to the comments here and nominate them. Top five poll to follow later today or tomorrow.

I have to say, those were some of the best sexual haikus I ever seen.

Have I seen a lot? Not saying.

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Comments

Richmond and Val.

"a shot in the dark" just cracked me up.

"Bet you never saw that title..."
Sweetie, I jacked "Hot Lesbian Monkey Porn" as a title. There ain't nothing I'd bet on anymore that ain't wearing Pinstripes.

Now deliver me my BJ Steak, medium rare, with a tossed salad on the side.

Toss your own salad, dude. Homie don't play that.

I'll go with J.P. (the first one) and chrees.

You bring the meat and
Fresh lettuce from the garden.
I'll make my own ranch.

From JP, and

pink petals caress,
the one-eyed soldier charges
swallow, then we eat.

From Robert Modean.

But Hubris deserves honorable mention just for being NAAAASSSSSTTTTEEEEEEEEE!

red roses for you,
like the inside of my steak,
suck on my wiener?

****
And "the bobs underneath" one ... LOL

(although, really - should a primo BJ be performed out in the open - none of this underneath blanket stuff?)

Okay, okay, okay... shoot me.
I totally missed the "tossed salad" double entandderaant!
I was thinking a nice side of rabbit food....

I would have to nominate:
Eyes closed leaning back
Scent of steak and summer grass
Warm mouth, great pleasure

Tony Iovino
Which actually sounds erotic, as well as dirty.

I am extremely flattered to have had two nominated already, so in keeping with my humble nature I'd like to nominate:

Been married too long,
cooked my own steak, burned it bad,
called escort service

By prairie biker, and

overcook my steak
though you know i like it rare
sigh and now you spit

by chrees

SharonO's:

A steak, gently grilled,
Tastes even better when I
wash it down with you

JP's:

You bring the meat and
Fresh lettuce from the garden.
I'll make my own ranch.

But Hubris deserves honorable mention just for being NAAAASSSSSTTTTEEEEEEEEE!

Now I can feel like a winner no matter what happens.

From KB:

Oral and cooked meats
protein comes in many forms
give head and steak now

From prairie biker:

Done and now hungry?
Dentures are so versatile
put them back in now.

I'd have to vote for:

It's a special day
do you like your t-bone rare?
heh heh, I said bone.

Throbbing or charred dear
How do you prefer your meat
Tonight you get both

SharonO's and Robert Modean's first.

Loved the "you can have seconds"... Bumpertsickerist gets my first vote.

The menu is set:
Steak for me, Tube Steak for you
you can have seconds.

And chrees gets the second:

overcook my steak
though you know i like it rare
sigh and now you spit

Tough choice. Mine are:

Vegetarians
Miss out on steak, not BJs.
They still moan, "Awwww juuuuuuus."

A steak, gently grilled,
Tastes even better when I
wash it down with you

(I love the 'Tonight you get both' one, too, but I can't bear the thought of charred steak...)

The best, Jerry, the best!

"pink petals caress,
the one-eyed soldier charges
swallow, then we eat."