I got your meme right here, baby. And I got it from Sheila.
2. Who is Americaís most overrated actor?
Kevin Bacon. My god, that man makes me cringe every time he appears on camera. And Nicholas Cage. Iím one of those strange people who loved Con Air, but Cageís terrible acting skills almost ruined it for me.
3. Name a guilty pleasure.
Iíll name more than one, ok?
The music stylings of 2Gether.
7-11 hot dogs.
4. ďScrubsĒ or ďEverybody Loves RaymondĒ?
Iíve never watched either, honestly. I never remember when Scrubs is on, so I just donít get around to watching it, though Iím told I would like it in that itís very reminiscent of Dream On, an HBO show whose demise I mourn to this day.
My mother made me sit through a Raymond marathon on Thanksgiving. I thought it ws all the same episode. Ray says something stupid. His wife gets mad at something. His mother intrudes in their lives. His father makes sarcastic comments about the mother. His brother acts like a doofus. In the end, Ray and wife go to bed and bang the living daylights out of each other. Or maybe thatís where I kept dozing off and having bizarre dreams.
5. Name two things you canít live without.
If I could make a wish
I think Iíd pass
Canít think of anything I need
No cigarettes, no sleep, no light, no sound
Nothing to eat, no books to read
Sometimes, all I need is the air that I breathe
And to love you
Uh...where was I? Oh, yea. My Hello Kitty vibrator and rechargeable batteries.
6. Your first petís name + your motherís maiden name = your porn star name.
Thor Caranno? A porn star with that name would be sporting a twelve inch studded strap-on and a whip.
7. What song are you listening to right now?
The Wizard, Black Sabbath. My iPodís shuffle mode is cooperating nicely today.
8. Name your celebrity crush.
Ok, here goes. This makes everyone go ewwwww....Bam Margera.
9. Favorite punchline from a joke.
10. Who do you want to pass this meme off to?
You can't have it. Iím going to sell it on eBay.