I've been spending the evening flipping back and forth between Toy Story 2 (Disney channel) and Carrie (UPN) and looking for parallel story lines between the two.
Anyhow, I just wanted to pop in here to say this:
Napoleon Dynamite is a role model for today's youth, and Roger Ebert is a stupid bodagget.
I bet Treacher has sweet dance moves.
And I bet he has nothing in common with either Toy Story 2 or Carrie.