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Today's PSAs

I will not be blogging again today (unless I end up barricading myself in the bedroom with the laptop during the Teenage Riot party tonight), so I leave you with

A) A reminder:


and B)

Another creepy Valentine for you to caption/discuss - below. (more like that here)


Last night's barely noticed Creeptastic card (and song) is here.


"Relax. I read on 'Wonkette' that you'd really enjoy this."

"Oh, Svelga, I'm so glad you came to America. Look, I carved a greeting into this remote tree with my sacrificial knife just for you. Now, for our first English lesson, repeat after me ... it puts the lotion on its skin."

Someone with photoshop really needs to add a dagger in the guy's right hand.