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This is the official place for you to leave your juvenile, albeit funny, jokes about this being the Year of the Cock.

Posted by me on February 9, 2005 10:54 AM |

Comments

For me, 1987 was the Year of the Cock, but I was a young, lonely and confused runaway.

Posted by: Hubris | February 9, 2005 11:00 AM

Well, I guess the gay pride parade is gonna be off the hook this year eh?

Posted by: shank | February 9, 2005 11:18 AM

If it's any relation to mine, it's going to be a short year.

Posted by: Sharp as a Marble | February 9, 2005 11:21 AM

It's bound to end messily.

Posted by: skillzy | February 9, 2005 11:46 AM

It's ALWAYS the Year of the Cock at Gay Pride. Hurray!

The next time you see a cock, give it a kiss and thank it for rousing so early in the morning.

Posted by: Keith | February 9, 2005 11:57 AM

By my calculations, I predict late November to be particularly sensitive to the touch.

Posted by: Hubris | February 9, 2005 12:05 PM

Oh man, Keith is onto something. It'll be like Mother's Day, except that it'll be a whole year and it'll be all about cocks. We can wear t-shirts that say "Have you kissed your Cock today?" and bumper stickers reading "I <3 Cock". Well, I guess there are already things like that. But we could start one of those ribbon campaigns, people can post links to the support your cock .org site, or blogs for cocks or something. And for the whole year people have to be nice to cocks, and let the cocks now how much they are appreciated. Becuase, you know, cocks don't ever get any recognition for the kind of stuff they have to do. You know, they gotta hang around with an asshole and two nuts all day long. And then we put condoms over them and make them throwup all over themselves. It's not an easy life.

Posted by: shank | February 9, 2005 12:05 PM

Hubris, my calculations show that things will get exciting through March, kind of peter out until June, get exciting again and then get sensative around November.

Posted by: Sharp as a Marble | February 9, 2005 12:10 PM

SaaM, I've got The Year of the Cock Living Dangerously on DVD if you want to borrow it.

Posted by: Hubris | February 9, 2005 12:17 PM

Actually depending on where you live by late November it will turn into the Year of the Turtle.

Posted by: BobM | February 9, 2005 12:52 PM

I look forward to the leaves turning purple this autumn.

Posted by: Hubris | February 9, 2005 01:00 PM

In South Carolina, many, many people believe every year is the "Year of the Cock", but it takes them until the end of October to realize that NEXT year will be the "Year of the Cock".

Posted by: JFH | February 9, 2005 01:12 PM

remind me NOT to eat chinnees this year.

Posted by: mr lawson | February 9, 2005 01:18 PM

I think we just found Viagra's next slogan.

Posted by: Shawn | February 9, 2005 01:18 PM

Why did I even come in here?

Posted by: syd888 | February 9, 2005 02:02 PM

Well gawd-damn. That's an ugly cock if I ever saw one.

Posted by: shank | February 9, 2005 02:19 PM

Looks like some dude slapped that cock around one too many times.

Posted by: Shawn | February 9, 2005 02:36 PM

I'm predicting hard times for many.

Posted by: Sharp as a Marble | February 9, 2005 02:46 PM

it's all fun-n-games, til ... somebody shoots an eye out.

Posted by: wayne barbour | February 9, 2005 03:13 PM

Forget about the year of the cock; whatever happenned to the year of cock-eating?

Posted by: Sorge | February 9, 2005 03:25 PM

I predict hard times for all!

Posted by: skillzy | February 9, 2005 03:26 PM

There's an urban legend that in 1983, when Southern Cal played South Carolina (USC vs. USC) that South Carolina had posters all over the place that read:

"Your Trojans can't cover our 'Cocks!"

Posted by: JFH | February 9, 2005 03:48 PM

Simpsons story:

Lisa Simpson worries there will be no money for her University education. Homer tries to reassure her:

H: "Honey, you will attend the finest University... in South Carolina."

L. "I. WIL NOT. BE. A GAMECOCK!!!"

Posted by: Sorge | February 9, 2005 04:58 PM

If it is anything like my college buddies when it came to me getting laid, it will be the year of the Cock Block. Those bastards.

Posted by: Ryan | February 9, 2005 05:15 PM

Michele,

Everyone knows You can't kill the rooster

also http://www.youcantkilltherooster.com/home.html

Posted by: bryan | February 9, 2005 07:00 PM

Suddenly the Chick-fil-A cows are every man's ally.

Posted by: McGehee | February 9, 2005 09:42 PM