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We shall call him Englebert Humperdink

Today is Eddie Izzard's birthday.

Cake or death?


Cake, please.

death. no no wait! I meant cake!

Well, we're out of cake! We only had three bits and we didn't expect such a rush. So what do you want?

I think he'd rather be offered coffee?

Also born on this date: Chris Rock, Laura Ingalls Wilder, and me.

Feels good to be in such, uh, diverse company.

It's my mom's birthday, which might explain a lot.

Oh, and cake please.

Death, please. Preferably served by an Action Transvestite.

But...does he have a flag?

cake....unless it's some kind of godawful cake with coconuts or tofu or something. then death.

...and Action transvestite with &fabulous* makeup.

Don't ask, don't tell...

Jerry Dorsey.

holy shit he's wearing a lot of makeup

You know Englebert Humperdink is dead? I heard it just recently. Car accident or something.

*hums the Star Spangled Banner while confirming and denying with his finger...*

I'll have the baby human, please.

Death, I think he is a talentless tosser.

Andrew, are you suffering from imminent needle death?

Thank you for flying Church of England, cake or death?

I'm Crazy Eddie! I put babies on spikes! You wanna rack of babies? We've got babies on racks!

He wears so much makeup because he's an executive transvestite.

Cake please.


Cake, please, with lots of jam. And some penne arrabiata, no peas please.

Hey, my tray's wet!

Most definitely cake.

Here, have a bit of Satsuma.

Well, so my choice is "or death"? Iíll have the chicken then, please.

"did i leave the gas on?"

"Humptybert Slaptypants?"