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We shall call him Englebert Humperdink

Today is Eddie Izzard's birthday.

Cake or death?

Comments

Cake, please.

death. no no wait! I meant cake!

Well, we're out of cake! We only had three bits and we didn't expect such a rush. So what do you want?

I think he'd rather be offered coffee?

Also born on this date: Chris Rock, Laura Ingalls Wilder, and me.

Feels good to be in such, uh, diverse company.

It's my mom's birthday, which might explain a lot.

Oh, and cake please.

Death, please. Preferably served by an Action Transvestite.

But...does he have a flag?

cake....unless it's some kind of godawful cake with coconuts or tofu or something. then death.

...and Action transvestite with &fabulous* makeup.

Don't ask, don't tell...

Jerry Dorsey.

holy shit he's wearing a lot of makeup

You know Englebert Humperdink is dead? I heard it just recently. Car accident or something.

*hums the Star Spangled Banner while confirming and denying with his finger...*

I'll have the baby human, please.

Death, I think he is a talentless tosser.

Andrew, are you suffering from imminent needle death?

Thank you for flying Church of England, cake or death?

I'm Crazy Eddie! I put babies on spikes! You wanna rack of babies? We've got babies on racks!

He wears so much makeup because he's an executive transvestite.

Cake please.

beep-beep...ciao..

Cake, please, with lots of jam. And some penne arrabiata, no peas please.

Hey, my tray's wet!

Most definitely cake.

Here, have a bit of Satsuma.

Well, so my choice is "or death"? Iíll have the chicken then, please.

"did i leave the gas on?"

"Humptybert Slaptypants?"