Friday Fun: iPod version [updated]
You know what love is? Love is mentioning that you're bored with the songs on your iPod and getting to work, plugging the thing in and realizing that your husband spent last night dumping about 40 more albums onto your playlist.
The best part of not being the one who loaded up the iPod is being surprised at what comes on next. So far, this has been a stellar musical morning. I was going to do one of those "what's playing" lists, but thought this would be a good opportunity for a guess the lyrics game.
20 (or more) songs below:
Update: I'm adding more as the other ones get guessed.
For you things seem to turn out right, I wish they'd only happen to me instead Well, when I realize that you need love too, gonna spend my life
makin' love to you
For her lips were the colour of the roses, they grew down the river, all bloody and wild Everything you do is simply delicate I got the clearance to run the interference into your sattelite, shinin a battle light If he stops to think he starts to cry, oh why Holy Matrimony is not for me, rather die alone in misery. Anarchy and chaos as the blood runs red, but this would change if it was up to Dredd the clouds will part and the sky cracks open and god himself will reach his fucking arm through just to push you down
Ain't no use setting up with a bad companion, ain't nobody got the better of you know who An omelet of disease awaits your noontime meal, her mouth of germicide seducing all your glands
- We lack the motion to move to the new beat! We lack motion!
Youíve waged a war of nerves, but you canít crush the kingdom I wake up with a shrug, to the floor with a thud. Where in this hellhole is my coffee mug? She's made of hair and bone and little teeth and things I cannot speak
- I leaped on the counter like a bird with no hair, running through the mini mall in my underwear
What do we have for entertainment? Cops kickiní gypsies on the pavement Paint splattered walls and the cry of a tomcat, lights going out and a kick in the balls I donít want to talk to you donít you understand? Why are you inside my house youíre just my fuckiní mailman? Check it out, I'm like a buzzbomb
It was a stratocaster with a whammy bar
22 See the devil kiss the hand of god
Pushed back to square, now that youíve kneed her in the throat
Begging for your fatass dirty dollar
it's been two years and counting since they put her in this place
A heartless hand on my shoulder a push - and it's over
If you let them fuck you, there will be no foreplay.
All these thoughts they make no sense, I find bliss in ignorance
You said you read me like a book, but the pages are all torn and frayed
My eyes shut tight to avoid the sight, anticipating the end, losing the will to fight
She's got tits like microwaves, burritos that explode
Pig sweat a million miles, I got a heart atomic style
33. Iíd drive you to las vegas and do the things you wanna do, Iíd even have wayne newton dedicate a song to you.
My life has been extraordinary, blessed and cursed and won
Should of been, could of been, would of been dead
Pack and get dressed, before your father hears us
37. A 2 minute song is just 1 minute and 59 seconds too god damn long
For her lust sheíll burn in hell, her soul done medium well
Bye bye beautiful, don't bother to write
i found her out back sitting naked looking up and looking dead
41. Scattered seeds, buried lives, mysteries of our disguise revolve
Empty fossil of the new scene
43. Cause every supersonic jerkoff who plugs into the game is just like every subatomic genius who just invented pain
The microphone explodes, shattering the molds
But as for me, I wish that I was anywhere with anyone, making out.
46. So, we're talking forever and you almost feel better, but, betters no excuse for tonight
47. (I don't expect anyone to get this, I just love the lyrics):
Last night I swallowed liquor and a lighter, and this morning I threw up fire
48. Behind closed doors your words ring hollow