not your mother's bible
Contemporary revisions of the bible. Not for the religious-offended.
Revelation, 20:5 - Tired old, ho-hum verse:But the rest of the dead lived not again until the thousand years were finished. This is the first resurrection.
New, Contemporary, Revised Verse:
After a while I noticed people weren't staying dead. This was the original Evil Dead. I couldn't wait for the sequel.
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Comments
And all those who worshipped the Yankees cast into the eternal lake of stale donuts and tepid coffee.
[Forgive me.]
Posted by: IB Bill | February 1, 2005 04:39 PM
You know, if it wasn't for the slightly NSFW ads on that site scaring me off, I probably wouldn't have gotten any real work done this afternoon...
Posted by: LDH | February 1, 2005 04:40 PM
that is, "were cast"
Posted by: IB Bill | February 1, 2005 04:41 PM