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not your mother's bible

Contemporary revisions of the bible. Not for the religious-offended.

Revelation, 20:5 - Tired old, ho-hum verse:

But the rest of the dead lived not again until the thousand years were finished. This is the first resurrection.

New, Contemporary, Revised Verse:
After a while I noticed people weren't staying dead. This was the original Evil Dead. I couldn't wait for the sequel.

Find your own revisions at the Bible Re-Write project.


And all those who worshipped the Yankees cast into the eternal lake of stale donuts and tepid coffee.

[Forgive me.]

You know, if it wasn't for the slightly NSFW ads on that site scaring me off, I probably wouldn't have gotten any real work done this afternoon...

that is, "were cast"