Evidence: Spongebob is not teh ghey!
With all this talk about my buddy Spongebob being gay (and thus harmful to children, as Mr. Dobson would have us believe), I thought I would do the loveable sponge - and all of us - a favor by digging into my archives to put this rumor to rest.
Spongebob likes the boobs. Especially Nikki's.
Comments
Hmmmm.... Why is it I keep thinking "Contraceptive Spongebob"?
Posted by: Sharp as a Marble | January 21, 2005 08:43 AM
So that's why he's always smiling.
Hmmmm I wonder if Nikki is available on DVD...
Posted by: Charlie on the Pennsylvania Turnpike | January 21, 2005 09:10 AM
Spongebob with a VHS tape?? Please. We all know he's a Betamax fanatic.
Posted by: The Zero Boss | January 21, 2005 10:02 AM
I really started laughing when I noticed the tissue.
Posted by: Hubris | January 21, 2005 10:12 AM
I dont know .... Sponge with all those holes, Patrick with all those appendages ... hmmm.
Posted by: mdmhvonpa | January 21, 2005 10:15 AM
Holy cow whats he up to why the VHS? is he going to watch it? hows he going to get it into the VCR?
Posted by: phoenix | January 21, 2005 10:47 AM
Some people have way the hell to much time on their hands.
Posted by: Andrew Ian Dodge | January 21, 2005 11:42 AM
Seven-word game for this thread, too!
Goofy cartoon character actually a mincing fag.
Posted by: Allah | January 21, 2005 11:52 AM
You know, the more I think and read about this, the more it - gives me an ANYRISM. First of all, spongebob is a fucking
he's a fucking talking sponge for pete's sake! He is not meant to be taken seriously. WTF is wrong with you when you look at a talking sponge and see an attack on your morality? Are you that paranoid? I'm sorry, but this is just plain stupid. They're celebrating diversity by singing this dumb 'We are the World' song - but they're celebrating TOO much diversity. Wasn't JC the guy who ate dinner with tax collectors and whores and lepers and shit? Some people just get such a hard-on from being tangled up in shouting about the ins and outs of their belief system that they never see the forest for the trees. To them I say - shut the fuck up, donny.
Posted by: shank | January 21, 2005 12:15 PM
Sponge that dare not speak its name.
Posted by: Hubris | January 21, 2005 12:24 PM
mmmmm Nikki Dial. at least Spongebob has good taste.
Posted by: mikey | January 21, 2005 12:32 PM
There's pretty convicing evidence that Spongebob actually is gay on my site.
Posted by: Ryan | January 21, 2005 04:23 PM
>Sponge that dare not speak its name.
I thought that said "spooge that dare not speak its name". haha
Posted by: h0mi | January 21, 2005 05:00 PM
Ok, maybe SB isn't gay, but he is why the Euros hate us so.
Posted by: Wind Rider | January 21, 2005 06:18 PM
7 words:
Seductively porous -- receives cock from any angle.
Posted by: griv | January 21, 2005 07:01 PM
As the poet said: "Gap teeth in ya mouth, so my dick gots to fit."
Posted by: Jim Treacher | January 22, 2005 05:16 AM
Hah. That wacky Dr. Dre.
Posted by: michele | January 22, 2005 05:50 AM
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