Morning fun: I can name that movie in seven words....
When pressed for time and/or coherent thoughts, steal from Fark.
Describe your favorite movie in exactly seven words.
Don't say what it is, either. We'll guess.
Mine: Guys go bowling, deal with some nihilists.
Comments
Heiress rediscovers compassion, remarries ex, is 'yar'.
Posted by: Sekimori | January 20, 2005 10:07 AM
Oh, and yours is The Big Lebowski.
Posted by: Sekimori | January 20, 2005 10:13 AM
Brtish soldier rallys Arabs and slaughters Turks.
Posted by: spd rdr | January 20, 2005 10:14 AM
Kid's hand severed by dad, Muppet sighs.
Posted by: Jason | January 20, 2005 10:17 AM
Woman sleeps with father, bears his child.
Posted by: Val Prieto | January 20, 2005 10:18 AM
Crooks bloody a car, wear dorky clothing.
Posted by: Jay | January 20, 2005 10:18 AM
Lawrence of Arabia spd rdr...
Mine is:
Dictator, Queen, General, Civil War, Naval Battle, Asp
Posted by: Digger | January 20, 2005 10:18 AM
"Kid's hand severed by dad, Muppet sighs."
Empire Strikes Back
Posted by: Jay | January 20, 2005 10:19 AM
civil war is one word! I swear!
Posted by: Digger | January 20, 2005 10:20 AM
At least I have a husband (pause).
Posted by: Sissy Willis | January 20, 2005 10:21 AM
Irish soul band snubbed by Wilson Pickett
Posted by: MKH | January 20, 2005 10:23 AM
MKH - The Commitments
Jay - Pulp Fiction
Posted by: Sekimori | January 20, 2005 10:26 AM
Italian kid takes over family business, gets rid of the competition
Posted by: Drew | January 20, 2005 10:28 AM
Drew can't count, like me....
Posted by: Digger | January 20, 2005 10:31 AM
Ice, Swamp, Space, Rock, Cave, Cloud, Fleet
Posted by: Keith | January 20, 2005 10:36 AM
He should have forgotten the shine box.
Posted by: Ed | January 20, 2005 10:38 AM
Second movie, because I just can't pick one favorite:
Recover stone while blonde acts really girly.
Posted by: Keith | January 20, 2005 10:38 AM
How'd he survive that submarine trip outside?
Posted by: Matt | January 20, 2005 10:40 AM
Here's a third:
Long distance correspondence because of old books.
Posted by: Keith | January 20, 2005 10:40 AM
Sissy: "Airplane."
Posted by: Ed | January 20, 2005 10:40 AM
Ed - Goodfellas
Keith - Empire Strikes Back (?)
Posted by: Jay | January 20, 2005 10:42 AM
Keith - Romancing the Stone is your second one, don't know the first
Mine:
But that's not ours! CANDYBARS.
Posted by: shank | January 20, 2005 10:42 AM
Detectives locked in house. Murder to come.
Keith: Indiana Jones, Temple of Doom
Posted by: Faith | January 20, 2005 10:44 AM
Fourth:
A hair trigger, brown water, and Rosenheim.
Posted by: Keith | January 20, 2005 10:44 AM
Sekimori- The Philadelphia Story
Val- Chinatown
Drew-The Godfather (?)
Keith-Empire Strikes Back & Romancing The Stone (?)
I can't pick my favorite movie, let alone describe it seven words, so well done everyone. I'm envious.
Posted by: Kathy | January 20, 2005 10:44 AM
Fifth:
Seduction and ruination, the hobbies of nobility.
Posted by: Keith | January 20, 2005 10:47 AM
Sekimori: The Philadelphia Story
Drew: The Godfather
Here's one:
Knight plays chess with death during plague
Posted by: Matt | January 20, 2005 10:48 AM
Shank, supposed to be 7 words exactly. Not under 7 words.
Posted by: Digger | January 20, 2005 10:49 AM
Sixth:
Food, while seemingly decadent, restores village harmony.
Posted by: Keith | January 20, 2005 10:49 AM
Keith:
That could be a lot of movies, but Titus first came to mind.
Posted by: michele | January 20, 2005 10:50 AM
Large Breasted Slut Gobbles Midget's Man Chowder.
Posted by: Sharp as a Marble | January 20, 2005 10:52 AM
Robb, is that anything like this movie:
Man puts penis in vagina. Again. Again.
Posted by: michele | January 20, 2005 10:54 AM
Seventh (and last):
Lightning Bug talks real sexy on radio.
:-)
Posted by: Keith | January 20, 2005 10:54 AM
Jail. Mission. Reunion. Concert. Car chase. Jail.
Posted by: JohnL | January 20, 2005 10:55 AM
Try again, Michele.
Haven't seen Titus, so can't comment on that one. If you like, I can rework it so it's a bit more distinct. But that really does sum up the movie perfectly.
Posted by: Keith | January 20, 2005 10:57 AM
You've seen that one too? ;)
Posted by: Sharp as a Marble | January 20, 2005 10:58 AM
Feds, cops get rough to nail Capone.
Posted by: Crank | January 20, 2005 10:59 AM
Keith: No one's favorite movie is Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. I'm guessing Romancing the Stone.
JohnL: Love it!
Here's another from me:
Old ballplayer, slut nurture young pitcher, fuck.
Posted by: Matt | January 20, 2005 10:59 AM
Fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases...
Posted by: Johnny Catbird | January 20, 2005 11:00 AM
Call me no one then, because it's one of my favorites. It is indeed Temple of Doom.
I love it. I just love it.
Posted by: Keith | January 20, 2005 11:02 AM
Matt - Bull Durham
Johnny Catbird - Princess Bride?
JohnL - Blues Brothers?
Posted by: Crank | January 20, 2005 11:03 AM
Music Drugs Road Trip
Mom Lets Go.
Posted by: Squirrel | January 20, 2005 11:20 AM
They are on a mission from God.
Posted by: Laurence Simon | January 20, 2005 11:35 AM
First favorite movie that I could nicely sum up in 7 words:
Fighting. Torture. Revenge. True love. Miracles.
(and if anybody doesn't know this, I will have to taunt them mercilessly.)
Posted by: Keiran Halcyon | January 20, 2005 11:36 AM
Farewell to arms, then time travel, baby.
Italian man saves girl, plant, from baddies.
Posted by: dorkafork | January 20, 2005 11:41 AM
Crank: correct.
Now another:
Man chops off hand, attaches chainsaw. Groovy.
Posted by: Johnny Catbird | January 20, 2005 11:51 AM
I was just apologizing to Keith and commending him on describing IJ&TTOD better than I described its prequel, since someone actually got it, when the site burped.
Here are my two again, the second of which was correctly guessed and the first of which I just gave away, and a third to help get the comments restarted:
How'd he survive that submarine ride outside?
Old ballplayer, slut nurture young pitcher, fuck
Ghosts everywhere, including main character. Surprise, Bruce!
Posted by: Matt | January 20, 2005 11:53 AM
2) Win lottery, blow it feeding whole town.
3) "Retiring" androids depresses cop in depressing city.
Posted by: Doug | January 20, 2005 11:54 AM
Arghh...Johnny Catbird got to it first. (This is not a movie, BTW.) Same as my #1.
Posted by: Doug | January 20, 2005 11:56 AM
Civil War black soldiers fight bravely, slaughtered.
Posted by: Slartibartfast | January 20, 2005 11:57 AM
Another:
Woman loves comatose man, marries his brother.
Posted by: Slartibartfast | January 20, 2005 11:59 AM
"...not the favorites. We're the other guys."
Posted by: Keiran Halcyon | January 20, 2005 12:00 PM
Shark eats swimmers. Cop blows up shark.
Posted by: SteveL | January 20, 2005 12:00 PM
Didn't ask for a dime. Two dollars.
Posted by: Keiran Halcyon | January 20, 2005 12:01 PM
Ex-con plans heist. Needs lots of help.
Posted by: Keiran Halcyon | January 20, 2005 12:03 PM
John L: Blues Brothers
1) Sneaky Spy saves family and South Florida.
2) Kids cruise, mischief ensues, disperse in morning.
3) Boy goes to prom with his Mother.
Posted by: FJBill | January 20, 2005 12:04 PM
Guys get baked, road trip for burgers.
Posted by: mikey | January 20, 2005 12:05 PM
Babette's Feast. Great film.
Posted by: Doug | January 20, 2005 12:05 PM
One more:
Scottish dude loses head but wins the war.
Posted by: Slartibartfast | January 20, 2005 12:06 PM
Keiran: Better off Dead and Oceans 11
Posted by: FJBill | January 20, 2005 12:07 PM
Keiran: how could I forget Mystery Men?
"Bond", chemist thwart attack from tourist prison
Posted by: Johnny Catbird | January 20, 2005 12:08 PM
SteveL: Jaws. mikey: Harold and Kumar go to White Castle. Slartibartfast: Braveheart
Posted by: FJBill | January 20, 2005 12:08 PM
Two guys travel through time for report.
Posted by: Keiran Halcyon | January 20, 2005 12:09 PM
I WANT TO KNOW WHAT SHARP AS A MARBLE'S MOVIE IS!!!!!!
Posted by: FJBill | January 20, 2005 12:09 PM
Slartibartfast: how about
Scottish dude keeps head, wins the prize
Posted by: Johnny Catbird | January 20, 2005 12:09 PM
FJBill, I almost did Back to the Future just now - glad I didn't.
Posted by: Keiran Halcyon | January 20, 2005 12:11 PM
Back up in your ass with the resurrection!
(yea that's eight, but I make the rules so I can break them)
Posted by: michele | January 20, 2005 12:11 PM
Johnny: The Rock, and a great movie at that.
Posted by: Keiran Halcyon | January 20, 2005 12:12 PM
Hmm, let's see...
I have three;
A) Modern man, Medieval times, Dead man's party.
B) Girl in denial, saphic love, Yea Team!
C) Plonkers plan a heist with Antique Fowlers.
Posted by: Robert Modean | January 20, 2005 12:15 PM
Music, Drugs, Road Trip. Mom Lets Go
Posted by: Squirrel | January 20, 2005 12:15 PM
Sister almost murders black widow's new hubby.
Posted by: Keiran Halcyon | January 20, 2005 12:15 PM
Sheesh, no one gets mine yet?
Posted by: Digger | January 20, 2005 12:16 PM
Whoops, sorry for the double....but while I am here, this is my OLD favorite movie
Oblivious, he succeeds; but the girl dies
Posted by: Squirrel | January 20, 2005 12:18 PM
Convicts seek treasure and almost get bushwhacked.
Posted by: Keiran Halcyon | January 20, 2005 12:18 PM
I dunno, Digger... something with Cleopatra, for sure - was it Alexander? Haven't seen it.
Posted by: Keiran Halcyon | January 20, 2005 12:20 PM
Penismonster eats crew. Chick escapes with cat.
Posted by: SarahW | January 20, 2005 12:21 PM
Keiran...O Brother?
Digger..gotta be Cleo
Posted by: Squirrel | January 20, 2005 12:22 PM
Gambler and father cheat on a cheater.
Posted by: Keiran Halcyon | January 20, 2005 12:22 PM
What about LEAST favorite movies?
Meryl screws around because her husband's boring.
Posted by: Slartibartfast | January 20, 2005 12:22 PM
Dorky kids learn about sex; hijinks ensue.
Wait, that describes a whole bunch of movies. I think I qualify to get another seven words.
Don't drink the beer in the bedroom.
Posted by: Martin | January 20, 2005 12:23 PM
No, Keiran's is Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.
Posted by: Slartibartfast | January 20, 2005 12:24 PM
SarahW...Alien
K here's a favorite Comedy
Adverb conceals mobster: is district attorney's brother
Posted by: Squirrel | January 20, 2005 12:24 PM
"Big mouth don't make a big man."
Posted by: Cobber | January 20, 2005 12:25 PM
michele, is that the same movie as "Arson over stolen stapler hides inept embezzling"?
Posted by: Johnny Catbird | January 20, 2005 12:25 PM
Yep.
Posted by: michele | January 20, 2005 12:27 PM
Mama says stupid is as stupid does.
Posted by: Slartibartfast | January 20, 2005 12:27 PM
1)Space station destroyed, teddy bears have picnic.
2)Midget hangs out with king, returns jewelry.
Posted by: dorkafork | January 20, 2005 12:28 PM
Much ado over bauble. Oh, and war.
Posted by: Johnny Catbird | January 20, 2005 12:30 PM
I'll try a second, more challenging movie: Lottery causes town to toast the dead.
Posted by: SteveL | January 20, 2005 12:31 PM
dorkafork, I think your second one and my last one are the same.
Posted by: Johnny Catbird | January 20, 2005 12:31 PM
Digger - Glory?
Posted by: SteveL | January 20, 2005 12:32 PM
Hungarian criminal genius acts crippled, escapes custody
Posted by: Johnny Catbird | January 20, 2005 12:33 PM
The same day over and over again.
Posted by: Jim Armstrong | January 20, 2005 12:33 PM
Michele, sounds like you're channelling Bruce Campbell. Haven't seen any of the Evil Dead movies, so I can't tell you which one. But I'd guess it's "Army of Darkness".
Posted by: Keith | January 20, 2005 12:33 PM
Terminal man dives to stop seismic event.
Posted by: Keiran Halcyon | January 20, 2005 12:34 PM
SteveL: Waking Ned Divine
Posted by: Keith | January 20, 2005 12:34 PM
Ok, I think I know Doug's #1 and #3, but not #2. 1 and 3 are:
Evil Dead - Terrifying night in cabin with demon possessor.
Bladerunner - "Retiring" androids depresses cop in depressing city.
Posted by: Robert Modean | January 20, 2005 12:35 PM
Johnny Catbird: The Usual Suspects
Posted by: Keith | January 20, 2005 12:35 PM
Jim - Groundhog Day.
Posted by: Keiran Halcyon | January 20, 2005 12:35 PM
Kieran: Joe Vs. the Volcano
Posted by: Keith | January 20, 2005 12:35 PM
Oh, and Matt has Ghost as his third movie.
Posted by: Keith | January 20, 2005 12:36 PM
Smartmouthed gentleman gunfighter helps off the Clampetts.
Posted by: Keiran Halcyon | January 20, 2005 12:37 PM
No, Matt's was Sixth Sense.
Posted by: Keiran Halcyon | January 20, 2005 12:38 PM
Are there a lot of us avoiding work this morning, or what?
Posted by: Keiran Halcyon | January 20, 2005 12:39 PM
Dang!
Posted by: Keith | January 20, 2005 12:40 PM
"Daisy, daisy, give me your answer do..."
Posted by: Jay Reding | January 20, 2005 12:40 PM
Driver who asks no questions breaks rules.
Posted by: Keiran Halcyon | January 20, 2005 12:41 PM
Jay Redding's is 2001: A Space Odyssey.
And yes, a lot of us are avoiding work this morning.
Posted by: Robert Modean | January 20, 2005 12:42 PM
Aliens defeated by pilot and mumbler's Mac.
Posted by: Keiran Halcyon | January 20, 2005 12:43 PM
Jay Reding: "Daisy, daisy, give me your answer do..." is "2001: A Space Odyssey."
Posted by: Cobber | January 20, 2005 12:43 PM
Stone walls hold no man with hope.
Posted by: ChiBri | January 20, 2005 12:43 PM
ChiBri: "Stone walls hold no man with hope." is "The Shawshank Redemption."
Posted by: Cobber | January 20, 2005 12:45 PM
Girl rescues sibling from rock star, Muppets.
Posted by: Keiran Halcyon | January 20, 2005 12:45 PM
Keiran, Joe Vs the Volcano OR the Abyss?
Posted by: Squirrel | January 20, 2005 12:45 PM
(my two favorites)
Former galley slave rides chariot to victory.
Wingless angel shows discouraged man life's worth.
(others, just for fun ...)
Michigan teens beat back invading commie hordes.
Texas Ranger kicks a Mexican's teeth out.
Dowry sparks Irish brawl for former pugilist.
Nazi tanks surprise allies but lack petrol.
Infatigable archeologist wrests gold box from Fuehrer.
Small town sheriff messes with badass vet.
Spilled champagne awakens computer to love triangle.
Unhinged SEAL attempts to nuke underwater aliens.
Posted by: clark smith | January 20, 2005 12:46 PM
Clark: Ben Hur, It's a Wonderful Life
Posted by: Keiran Halcyon | January 20, 2005 12:47 PM
Squirrel, it was Joe vs. the Volcano. At least, one of the myriad I've unceremoniously dumped in here was.
Posted by: Keiran Halcyon | January 20, 2005 12:48 PM
Michele, you oughtta grep all the good entries from here and make your own evil web quiz, neh?
Posted by: Keiran Halcyon | January 20, 2005 12:49 PM
Orphan loves reporter, fights superficially happy psychomaniac.
Posted by: Mob | January 20, 2005 12:50 PM
Couple of con men get tables turned.
Posted by: Keiran Halcyon | January 20, 2005 12:51 PM
clark, Red Dawn, unknown, unknown, unknown, Raiders of the Lost Ark, First Blood, Electric Dreams, Abyss
Posted by: Squirrel | January 20, 2005 12:51 PM
Keiran
"Aliens defeated by pilot and mumbler's Mac." = Independence Day.
Posted by: Mob | January 20, 2005 12:53 PM
Stealing decryption technology from the bad guys.
Posted by: Keiran Halcyon | January 20, 2005 12:53 PM
Superman.
Posted by: michele | January 20, 2005 12:55 PM
Sorry Michele. The last part has more signifigance.
Posted by: Mob | January 20, 2005 12:58 PM
___________
Cowboy that sings shoots hands, eats root.
____________
Posted by: BumperStickerist | January 20, 2005 01:00 PM
DOH! Batman!
Posted by: michele | January 20, 2005 01:01 PM
Keiran Halcy: "Couple of con men get tables turned" is "The Sting."
Posted by: Cobber | January 20, 2005 01:02 PM
Gritty cop teaches "punk" how to count.
Posted by: clark smith | January 20, 2005 01:04 PM
Keith, was your fifth "Dangerous Liaisons"?
Posted by: Joe Geoghegan | January 20, 2005 01:05 PM
Orphan gets revenge; breaks, recovers father's property
Posted by: Joe Geoghegan | January 20, 2005 01:06 PM
Cobber: Guess I should have been more specific. It darn well could be The Sting. It wasn't meant to be, though.
Posted by: Keiran Halcyon | January 20, 2005 01:07 PM
Cowboy wins, loses, regains sweaty-legged woman.
Posted by: ilyka | January 20, 2005 01:09 PM
Peck gets bigger boat, fish sinks it.
Alternatively: Peck gets bigger boat, God sinks it.
Posted by: Glen Wishard | January 20, 2005 01:09 PM
Arch nemesis. Forgotten in time, returns. KHAN!!!!!!
Posted by: Brian | January 20, 2005 01:09 PM
Brian: Star Trek II
Posted by: Keiran Halcyon | January 20, 2005 01:11 PM
Keiran "something with Cleopatra?" hehe.
squirrel nailed mine.
The Liz Taylor one from '61
Posted by: Digger | January 20, 2005 01:13 PM
Peck, warrior and octegenarian defeat despotic sorceress.
Posted by: Keiran Halcyon | January 20, 2005 01:13 PM
Well, Keither, we're even, if you thought somebody's (at least a male's) favorite movie was Ghost!
Say, you can identify your favorite movies in exactly seven words by using famous quotes from the movie sometimes! I think someone already did We are on a mission from God.
I would like to have seen Montana.
You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Stand up, Jean Louise. Your father's passin'.
Posted by: Matt | January 20, 2005 01:13 PM
"Peck, warrior and octegenarian defeat despotic sorceress." = Willow
Here's a few more.
Aliens steal air. Lost prince saves day.
Outcast kids foil criminals, save titular home.
And an easy one,
Scientist's reluctant decendant creates monster, tap dances.
Posted by: Mob | January 20, 2005 01:13 PM
"Keither" isn't meant as an inappropriate term of endearment or anything, by the way. Somewhere between my brain and my fingers something turned your name into "either."
Posted by: Matt | January 20, 2005 01:15 PM
Big bastard punches horse, defeats horned deity
Posted by: Digger | January 20, 2005 01:15 PM
Computer sends cyborg back to 'off' progenitor.
Posted by: clark smith | January 20, 2005 01:16 PM
Young Frankenstein.
Posted by: michele | January 20, 2005 01:16 PM
Black man protects, best fart scene ever.
Posted by: Gahrie | January 20, 2005 01:17 PM
Matt: "Montana" is The Hunt for Red October
Mob:
Spaceballs
Home Alone?
Young Frankenstein
Posted by: Joe Geoghegan | January 20, 2005 01:17 PM
Which reminds me:
Keifer, Billy, Kevin, Julia die; not Oliver?
Posted by: Matt | January 20, 2005 01:18 PM
Digger, are you sure he didn't punch a camel?
Posted by: Joe Geoghegan | January 20, 2005 01:18 PM
Matt flatliners
Posted by: Digger | January 20, 2005 01:19 PM
Mob - Batman
Keiran - Sneakers
Druid dumps Valium; long ship reaches plaid.
Posted by: John Newquist | January 20, 2005 01:20 PM
maybe in the second one, I forget...
Posted by: Digger | January 20, 2005 01:20 PM
Second favorite:
"Wait'll Otis sees us....he loves us"
Posted by: Gahrie | January 20, 2005 01:20 PM
In both, Digger. In fact, the same camel; he apologized to it in #2 for the first incident, before it sprayed him with camel foam.
Posted by: Joe Geoghegan | January 20, 2005 01:22 PM
last day of school, smoke pot, party
Posted by: mr lawson | January 20, 2005 01:23 PM
Dazed and Confused?
Posted by: michele | January 20, 2005 01:25 PM
my first one could be described as:
Big bastard punches horse, receives a candygram.
Posted by: Gahrie | January 20, 2005 01:26 PM
1) Boy meets girl, causes panic, is fossilized.
2) Man abuses powers gotten from radioactive goo.
3) Seafood disables crew; damaged vet lands plane.
Posted by: Jeff R. | January 20, 2005 01:26 PM
Posted by: Digger | January 20, 2005 01:26 PM
P.T. Anderson, frogs fall from the sky.
Posted by: BlkMktBabyDealer | January 20, 2005 01:28 PM
Gahri: "Black man protects, best fart scene ever" is "Blazing Saddles."
"You want some beans, Mr. Taggart?"
"I think you boys done had enough!"
Posted by: Cobber | January 20, 2005 01:29 PM
Vietnamese girl raped, almost fragged in latrine
Posted by: Digger | January 20, 2005 01:29 PM
Convalescing photographer solves murder from his balcony.
Posted by: clark smith | January 20, 2005 01:29 PM
Jews taunt, beat, and ultimately kill Christ.
Just kidding. Haven't even seen it yet!
Posted by: Allah | January 20, 2005 01:30 PM
"Keifer, Billy, Kevin, Julia die; not Oliver?" - Flatliners
"Computer sends cyborg back to 'off' progenitor." - Terminator?
"Druid dumps Valium; long ship reaches plaid." - Spaceballs
"Seafood disables crew; damaged vet lands plane." - Airplane
Joe: Home Alone?
Nope. More than one kid. Also, there is meaning in the last part.
Posted by: Mob | January 20, 2005 01:30 PM
Gidget the Flying Nun sparks labor unrest.
Posted by: Rex | January 20, 2005 01:31 PM
Roller-skating muse, artist falls in love
Posted by: Mark | January 20, 2005 01:31 PM
Snowy car wreck, penguin moved, typewriter headbash
Posted by: Digger | January 20, 2005 01:32 PM
"Man abuses powers gotten from radioactive goo." - Modern Problems?
Posted by: Mob | January 20, 2005 01:34 PM
Heston flirts with ape. Better than women!
Posted by: Allah | January 20, 2005 01:35 PM
Space voyagers pilfer whales to save future.
Posted by: clark smith | January 20, 2005 01:36 PM
Clark - Rear Window
Allah - Planet of the Apes, you sick freak, you!
Posted by: Keiran Halcyon | January 20, 2005 01:36 PM
clark smith: "Convalescing photographer solves murder from his balcony" is Hitchcock's "Rear Window."
Posted by: Cobber | January 20, 2005 01:37 PM
Clark - Star Trek IV - The Voyage Home
Posted by: Keiran Halcyon | January 20, 2005 01:37 PM
Posted by: Digger | January 20, 2005 01:37 PM
Faith's (waaaaaay back there) was "Murder By Death".
"Touch nuzzink!"
Posted by: Rex | January 20, 2005 01:39 PM
Han Solo bangs hot Amish chick. "Shtoopig."
Posted by: Allah | January 20, 2005 01:39 PM
Fear of heights and a ghostly obsession.
Posted by: Cobber | January 20, 2005 01:39 PM
Manipulative bitch scams horny lawyer. Who knew?
Posted by: Allah | January 20, 2005 01:41 PM
Three gunslingers fight over buried graveyard gold.
Posted by: clark smith | January 20, 2005 01:43 PM
Norma Rae
Airplane
Posted by: michele | January 20, 2005 01:45 PM
Mob/Digger: Mob wins. Modern Problems.
Close relative:
"Teen abuses powers gotten from common products"
Mark: "Roller-skating muse, artist falls in love": L.A. Story.
Posted by: Jeff R. | January 20, 2005 01:47 PM
Surgeon evading manhunt solves his wife's murder.
Posted by: clark smith | January 20, 2005 01:47 PM
Brothers save heiress from organ player's plot.
Posted by: Keiran Halcyon | January 20, 2005 01:48 PM
Clark - The Fugitive. Quit doing good movies and start doing slop like everyone else.
Posted by: Keiran Halcyon | January 20, 2005 01:49 PM
Mia fucks Satan. No cock block, Cassavetes?
Posted by: Allah | January 20, 2005 01:49 PM
Christmas is always better with gunfire, Hans!
Posted by: Kev | January 20, 2005 01:49 PM
Allah - looks like "Body Heat."
"Four brothers create havoc while starting war."
Posted by: ChiBri | January 20, 2005 01:49 PM
Lucky Day in Witness Protection befriends Seymour.
Posted by: Keiran Halcyon | January 20, 2005 01:50 PM
Seafood disables crew; damaged vet lands plane.
Airplane
Actually that might well be AirPORT, the original
Posted by: Squirrel | January 20, 2005 01:51 PM
Matt's "knight" one from way back:
The Seventh Seal
Posted by: Jon | January 20, 2005 01:51 PM
Rosemary's Baby.
My Blue Heaven?
Posted by: michele | January 20, 2005 01:52 PM
Die Hard.
Posted by: michele | January 20, 2005 01:53 PM
Michele, you rock.
Posted by: Keiran Halcyon | January 20, 2005 01:53 PM
Mark! Put that back in your pants!
Posted by: Kev | January 20, 2005 01:54 PM
Retard dances like shit, votes for Pedro.
Posted by: Allah | January 20, 2005 01:55 PM
Drillers man suicide mission to save planet.
Posted by: Keiran Halcyon | January 20, 2005 01:55 PM
"Han Solo bangs hot Amish chick. 'Shtoopig.'" - Witness?
"Manipulative bitch scams horny lawyer. Who knew?" - Intolerable Cruelty?
"Christmas is always better with gunfire, Hans!" - Die Hard!
Posted by: Matt | January 20, 2005 01:55 PM
Allah - Napoleon Dynamite - and I haven't even seen it.
Posted by: Keiran Halcyon | January 20, 2005 01:55 PM
"Retard dances like shit, votes for Pedro." - Napoleon Dynamite
"Drillers man suicide mission to save planet." - Armageddon
Posted by: Matt | January 20, 2005 01:56 PM
That's really more of a plot line from life, Matt, but I was thinking of Body Heat.
Posted by: Allah | January 20, 2005 01:57 PM
Feathered friends go berserk, attack small town.
Posted by: clark smith | January 20, 2005 01:57 PM
Guys and Gals kill lots of Bugs.
Posted by: Jim | January 20, 2005 01:58 PM
Allah (Amish chick): Witness
Cobber: Vertigo
Allah (horny lawyer): Body Heat
Posted by: John | January 20, 2005 02:00 PM
Hideously obese man tells lies for publicity.
Posted by: Keiran Halcyon | January 20, 2005 02:00 PM
Sharon dies for having a crappy accent.
How to dispose of dead horse? Chainsaw!
Hick sheriff pisses off the wrong guy.
Posted by: Kev | January 20, 2005 02:00 PM
4) Puberty brings hair growth, mad basketball skillz.
5) Kid almost kills billions to impress girlfriend.
6) Arcade machine prepares kid to save galaxy.
7) Thawed alien slugs turn teens into zombies.
Posted by: Jeff R. | January 20, 2005 02:01 PM
Secretary marries Cruise out of "love". Right.
Posted by: Allah | January 20, 2005 02:01 PM
Have you ever flashy-thinged me, Kay?
Posted by: Keiran Halcyon | January 20, 2005 02:01 PM
6) The Last Starfighter
Posted by: Keiran Halcyon | January 20, 2005 02:02 PM
Bitchy woman investigates a possible environmental scandal.
Posted by: clark smith | January 20, 2005 02:03 PM
Clark - Erin Brockovich? (haven't seen it, just sounds like what I've heard)
Posted by: Keiran Halcyon | January 20, 2005 02:05 PM
"Puberty brings hair growth, mad basketball skillz." - Teen Wolf
"Guys and Gals kill lots of Bugs." - Starship Troopers?
"Feathered friends go berserk, attack small town." - Birds
"Mark! Put that back in your pants!" - Boogie Nights
Posted by: Mob | January 20, 2005 02:06 PM
Jeff R.: is 5) War Games?
Posted by: Keiran Halcyon | January 20, 2005 02:06 PM
Professional goes to highshcool reunion, hilarity ensues.
Posted by: tommy | January 20, 2005 02:06 PM
Winona emotes. Everyone else busy ogling Jolie.
Posted by: Allah | January 20, 2005 02:06 PM
"Secretary marries Cruise out of 'love'. Right." - Jerry Maguire?
"Have you ever flashy-thinged me, Kay?" - Men in Black!
"Kid almost kills billions to impress girlfriend." - is that War Games?
If not, that's at least a clue to this one:
Truant avoids principal, sister; inspires band name
Posted by: Matt | January 20, 2005 02:08 PM
Sociopath proposes a twisted double murder. Crisscross.
Posted by: clark smith | January 20, 2005 02:08 PM
Allah - Girl, Interrupted
Posted by: Keiran Halcyon | January 20, 2005 02:08 PM
Matt - Ferris Buhler's Day Off
Posted by: Keiran Halcyon | January 20, 2005 02:09 PM
Ferris Bueller's Day Off (band: Save Ferris)
Posted by: michele | January 20, 2005 02:09 PM
Really boring people exchange really boring e-mail.
Posted by: Kev | January 20, 2005 02:11 PM
"Professional goes to highshcool reunion, hilarity ensues." - Grosse Pointe Blank?
A few more:
Anthropomorphic holiday hijacks colleague, regains job satisfaction.
Prisoner undertakes Homeric quest with bumbling companions.
Kid joins novice thieves on temporal journey.
Man's life retold through fancifully enchanced anecdotes.
Reporter tries to solve chain letter murders.
Maybe obscure (Definitely vague):
Aging actress recalls her life to reporter.
Posted by: Mob | January 20, 2005 02:11 PM
HAL malfunctions. Wake me in three hours.
Posted by: Allah | January 20, 2005 02:12 PM
Professional goes to highshcool reunion, hilarity ensues. -- Grosse Point Blank.
Posted by: Kev | January 20, 2005 02:12 PM
Liver, fava beans, and a nice chianti.
Posted by: clark smith | January 20, 2005 02:12 PM
Mickey Rourke fucks Carre Otis. For real!
Posted by: Allah | January 20, 2005 02:13 PM
Anthropomorphic holiday hijacks colleague, regains job satisfaction.
Nightmare Before Christmas
Posted by: Keiran Halcyon | January 20, 2005 02:13 PM
Clark - Silence of the Lambs
Posted by: Keiran Halcyon | January 20, 2005 02:14 PM
Prisoner undertakes Homeric quest with bumbling companions is O Brother, Where Art Thou? (It's all been done, btw.)
Posted by: Keiran Halcyon | January 20, 2005 02:15 PM
I can't believe I missed Grosse Pointe Blank. I love that movie. I would have done "Killer won't join union, bangs Minnie instead."
"Anthropomorphic holiday hijacks colleague, regains job satisfaction." - The Nightmare After Christmas
"Man's life retold through fancifully enchanced anecdotes." - Forrest Gump?
"HAL malfunctions. Wake me in three hours." - love it
Posted by: Matt | January 20, 2005 02:16 PM
Whoa -- Stiller's got jit on his ear!
Posted by: Allah | January 20, 2005 02:16 PM
There's Something About Mary
Posted by: Keiran Halcyon | January 20, 2005 02:17 PM
LMAO, btw.
Posted by: Keiran Halcyon | January 20, 2005 02:17 PM
American Idol loser loves American Idol Winner.
Posted by: michele | January 20, 2005 02:19 PM
Possibly gay little person saves the world.
Posted by: Kev | January 20, 2005 02:20 PM
"Man's life retold through fancifully enchanced anecdotes." - Forrest Gump?
Nope. Never saw that. This one is much newer.
Posted by: Mob | January 20, 2005 02:20 PM
Keiran: Labyrinth - "Girl rescues sibling from rock star, Muppets"
Posted by: Michael | January 20, 2005 02:21 PM
Stiller, Wilson clown around amiably, boring audience.
I'll accept eight or nine different titles for this one.
Posted by: Allah | January 20, 2005 02:22 PM
(Yes, 5 was War Games.)
Mob: Nightmare Before Christmas, O Brother Where art Thou, Time Bandits, ?, ?, Titanic?
8) Virtual holiday simulation malfunctions, triggers wish-fulfillment phantasmagoria.
9) Ne'er-do-well inherits television station, dominates local media.
10) Disgruntled employee turns eco-terrorist, destroys oil refinery.
Posted by: Jeff R. | January 20, 2005 02:22 PM
Seagal mumbles while killing lots of people.
Posted by: Kev | January 20, 2005 02:22 PM
Cuba Gooding Jr's. career goes bye bye.
Kathleen Turner must have really been desperate.
Sylvester Stallone and the Golden Girl bitch.
Posted by: michele | January 20, 2005 02:23 PM
Shakin'. Tenderizin.' Down you go. ... Bad Fish!
Posted by: clark smith | January 20, 2005 02:23 PM
Big Fish.
Posted by: michele | January 20, 2005 02:24 PM
Kramer says life is like a mop.
Posted by: michele | January 20, 2005 02:25 PM
Mob: Nightmare Before Christmas, O Brother Where art Thou, Time Bandits, ?, ?, Titanic?
Yes, Yes, Yes, ?, ?, Nope.
Not a popular movie. If it was in theaters, it was probably only a few. Foreign.
Posted by: Mob | January 20, 2005 02:25 PM
Sylvester Stallone and the Golden Girl bitch. - Stop or My Mom Will Sh -- aghhh! Can't do it! Aneurysm!!
Posted by: Kev | January 20, 2005 02:26 PM
Blind martial arts villain wielding beheading machine.
Posted by: clark smith | January 20, 2005 02:26 PM
"Kramer says life is like a mop." - UHF
Posted by: Mob | January 20, 2005 02:26 PM
"Cuba Gooding Jr's. career goes bye bye." - Pearl Harbor!
"Kathleen Turner must have really been desperate." - Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
"Sylvester Stallone and the Golden Girl bitch." - Stop or My Mom Will Shoot!
Posted by: Matt | January 20, 2005 02:26 PM
"Big Fish." Yep.
Posted by: Mob | January 20, 2005 02:27 PM
"Kathleen Turner must have really been desperate." - Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
Nope and Nope.
Posted by: michele | January 20, 2005 02:27 PM
"Cuba Gooding Jr's. career goes bye bye." - Snow Dogs (or was his career already gone by then?)
Posted by: Mob | January 20, 2005 02:28 PM
1) Denver runs dry; good Republican to rescue.
2) New York to Paris, the long way.
3) Sid hires schmo in fifties stock scam.
Posted by: HT | January 20, 2005 02:29 PM
That's the one.
Posted by: michele | January 20, 2005 02:29 PM
A man's best friend is his Wilson.
Posted by: clark smith | January 20, 2005 02:30 PM
Teens plow LeBrock, then dump her. WHY?
Posted by: Allah | January 20, 2005 02:31 PM
Cowboy teaches spaceman true meaning of love.
Gary Oldman highjacks plane; President kicks ass.
Nuclear submarine's radio damaged. Plot device? Nooo.
Posted by: Matt | January 20, 2005 02:31 PM
Michele:
"Nope and Nope."
I beg to differ!
Posted by: Matt | January 20, 2005 02:31 PM
Good Gawd Amighty. I leave for lunch, and come back to seven million comments.
And Joe Geoghegan nailed "Dangerous Liaisons".
Posted by: Keith | January 20, 2005 02:33 PM
Stallone pummels large Negro. White audiences rejoice.
Posted by: Allah | January 20, 2005 02:34 PM
"Cowboy teaches spaceman true meaning of love." - Toy Story?
"Gary Oldman highjacks plane; President kicks ass." - Air Force One
"Stallone pummels large Negro. White audiences rejoice." - Rocky III
Posted by: Mob | January 20, 2005 02:36 PM
Hillbilly cornholes Ned Beatty. Why not Burt?
Posted by: Allah | January 20, 2005 02:37 PM
"A man's best friend is his Wilson." - Castaway
"Teens plow LeBrock, then dump her. WHY?" - Wierd Science
"Hillbilly cornholes Ned Beatty. Why not Burt?" - Deliverance
Posted by: Mob | January 20, 2005 02:39 PM
Panties in exchange for offing a profiler.
Posted by: clark smith | January 20, 2005 02:39 PM
Nuclear submarine's radio damaged. Plot device? Nooo. - Crimson Tide
Posted by: Kev | January 20, 2005 02:40 PM
Hot blonde kills lovers. Worth fucking anyway.
Posted by: Allah | January 20, 2005 02:40 PM
Kieran: "Girl rescues sibling from rock star, Muppets." - Labyrinth. Oh, Jennifer Connelly...
Posted by: Joseph White | January 20, 2005 02:41 PM
Damn orangutan trained to shit on command.
Posted by: clark smith | January 20, 2005 02:42 PM
Toy Story, Air Force One and Crimson Tide are correct.
Posted by: Matt | January 20, 2005 02:42 PM
Kid disregards instructions on gift, town terrorized.
Posted by: Mob | January 20, 2005 02:42 PM
Geniuses develop a laser, then cook popcorn.
Posted by: dorkafork | January 20, 2005 02:43 PM
"Kathleen Turner must have really been desperate."
What is Baby Geniuses?
Posted by: Keiran Halcyon | January 20, 2005 02:44 PM
Mob - Gremlins
Posted by: Keiran Halcyon | January 20, 2005 02:44 PM
Allah - was that the one with Rebecca Romijn-Stamos?
Posted by: Keiran Halcyon | January 20, 2005 02:45 PM
"Damn orangutan trained to shit on command." - Every Which Way But Loose?
"Kid disregards instructions on gift, town terrorized." - Gremlins!
Posted by: Matt | January 20, 2005 02:45 PM
11) Suggestion to verify projectile count accepted, regretted.
12) Man tricks self into murdering old friend.
13) Man abuses powers gotten from radioactive rock.
(because there can never be too many variations on that one...)
Posted by: Jeff R. | January 20, 2005 02:45 PM
"Hot blonde kills lovers. Worth fucking anyway." - Monster?
Posted by: Mob | January 20, 2005 02:47 PM
Saving a Royal; then fighting the IRA.
Posted by: clark smith | January 20, 2005 02:47 PM
Smooth-talking raider regains ship, kills mutineers.
Posted by: Keiran Halcyon | January 20, 2005 02:47 PM
Illegal cross country race: Gumball Rally ripoff
Posted by: Matt | January 20, 2005 02:47 PM
Rule the universe from beyond grave? No.
Posted by: Sigivald | January 20, 2005 02:47 PM
Correct.
Ghandi's gets pissed off, Jennifer Connolly emotes.
Oh..
Jennifer Connolly stands on pier, looking reflective.
That's at least three movies right there.
Posted by: michele | January 20, 2005 02:47 PM
Matt - Rat Race?
Posted by: Keiran Halcyon | January 20, 2005 02:48 PM
"Man tricks self into murdering old friend." - Memento?
Posted by: Matt | January 20, 2005 02:49 PM
Sigivald: Big Trouble in Little China.
Posted by: HT | January 20, 2005 02:49 PM
No, not Rat Race.
Posted by: Matt | January 20, 2005 02:49 PM
Real Genius.
Posted by: michele | January 20, 2005 02:49 PM
Boy stops physically growing; lives through war
Posted by: Flamen Dialis | January 20, 2005 02:50 PM
Wyatt Earp and Kid save Asian princess.
Posted by: Keiran Halcyon | January 20, 2005 02:50 PM
Oh, the beacon was a WARNING. Ooops.
Posted by: Sigivald | January 20, 2005 02:51 PM
"Illegal cross country race: Gumball Rally ripoff" - Cannonball Run
Posted by: Mob | January 20, 2005 02:51 PM
Bus can't decelerate; Dennis Hopper seeks ransom.
Posted by: Ottar | January 20, 2005 02:52 PM
"Ghandi's gets pissed off, Jennifer Connolly emotes." - House of Sand and Fog
"Jennifer Connolly stands on pier, looking reflective." - Dark City?
Posted by: Mob | January 20, 2005 02:53 PM
"Wyatt Earp and Kid save Asian princess." - Shanghai Noon?
"Oh, the beacon was a WARNING. Ooops." - Alien?
Cannonball Run is right, Mob.
Posted by: Matt | January 20, 2005 02:53 PM
Danzig is a fallen angel. Also: Walken.
Posted by: michele | January 20, 2005 02:53 PM
Andie doesn't notice rain. Worst actress ever.
Posted by: Allah | January 20, 2005 02:54 PM
Strangely effeminate, mascaraed buccaneer chases the damned.
Posted by: clark smith | January 20, 2005 02:55 PM
Jonathon throws his metal ball and scores!
(First one to guess correctly wins a prize (and I'll mail it to them.)
ex-cure at excite.com
Posted by: Easycure | January 20, 2005 02:56 PM
"Danzig is a fallen angel. Also: Walken." - Prophecy II
"Andie doesn't notice rain. Worst actress ever." - Don't know, but DAMN STRAIGHT!!!
Posted by: Mob | January 20, 2005 02:56 PM
Hot blonde kills lovers. Worth fucking anyway - Species
Posted by: Kev | January 20, 2005 02:57 PM
Rollerball. Orginal.
Yep.
Four Weddings?
Posted by: michele | January 20, 2005 02:57 PM
boxer marries Irish lass, fights her brother
Posted by: Ottar | January 20, 2005 02:57 PM
Spacey rebuffs homo neighbor's come-on. As if.
Posted by: Allah | January 20, 2005 02:58 PM
Rum, sodomy, the lash, and Russell Crowe.
Posted by: clark smith | January 20, 2005 02:58 PM
"Strangely effeminate, mascaraed buccaneer chases the damned." - Pirates of the Carribean
Posted by: Mob | January 20, 2005 02:59 PM
Matt, HT: Ding!
Nintendo soundtrack, cannibalism is no fun. Compund fracture. (that's almost haiku, ain't it?)
Posted by: Sigivald | January 20, 2005 03:00 PM
"Rum, sodomy, the lash, and Russell Crowe." - Master and Commander
Posted by: Ottar | January 20, 2005 03:00 PM
"Nintendo soundtrack, cannibalism is no fun. Compund fracture."
That's 8 words, not 7. Besides, cannibalism IS fun.
Ravenous.
Posted by: Ottar | January 20, 2005 03:02 PM
Quentin sucks on Salma's toes, lucky bastard.
Posted by: Kev | January 20, 2005 03:02 PM
Silver balls of death roam a mortuary.
Posted by: clark smith | January 20, 2005 03:03 PM
"Strangely effeminate, mascaraed buccaneer chases the damned." - Pirates of the Caribbean
Widowed pastor survives alien conquest, regains faith.
President Pullman not least believable thing here.
Horse tale survives forced Depression motif, barely.
Posted by: Matt | January 20, 2005 03:03 PM
Allah: Midnight in that good and evil garden. Oh, wait. The movie doesn't have to have seven words, just the description. Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil.
Posted by: HT | January 20, 2005 03:03 PM
Pesci single-handedly makes laughingstock of Italian-American community.
I'll accept "any movie starring Joe Pesci".
Posted by: Allah | January 20, 2005 03:05 PM
Matt: Memento right.
14) Striking police workforce partially replaced by machine.
15) Ex-military man wins big on game show.
16) The Three Shells remain a mystery still.
Posted by: Jeff R. | January 20, 2005 03:06 PM
Catechism buster last good film Affleck made.
Posted by: Matt | January 20, 2005 03:06 PM
Deformed protagonist commits suicide by lying down.
Posted by: clark smith | January 20, 2005 03:07 PM
For some reason I thought that said 11 earlier... how about:
Love and brain damage with blue hair
Sassy high school girls; turf war ensues
Posted by: Drew | January 20, 2005 03:07 PM
"Widowed pastor survives alien conquest, regains faith." - Signs
"President Pullman not least believable thing here." -Independence Day
"Ex-military man wins big on game show." - Running Man?
Posted by: Mob | January 20, 2005 03:07 PM
Jeff R:
Robocop, Running Man, Demolition Man?
Posted by: HT | January 20, 2005 03:07 PM
"Deformed protagonist commits suicide by lying down." - Edward Scissorhands?
"Sassy high school girls; turf war ensues" - Mean Girls?
Posted by: Matt | January 20, 2005 03:08 PM
Allah, you are totally cracking me up.
Posted by: SarahW | January 20, 2005 03:09 PM
Clark Smith: Elephant Man.
Posted by: HT | January 20, 2005 03:09 PM
Boy seeks present hazardous to the eyes.
Posted by: clark smith | January 20, 2005 03:10 PM
Allah:
...but I'm guessing My Cousin Vinny
Posted by: Keiran Halcyon | January 20, 2005 03:11 PM
HT: I knew it started with 'E'.
Signs and Independence Day are correct.
"Boy seeks present hazardous to the eyes." - A Christmas Story!
Posted by: Matt | January 20, 2005 03:11 PM
"Silver balls of death roam a mortuary" - Phantasm?
Bug prevents family from enjoying pork chops.
Posted by: Mob | January 20, 2005 03:17 PM
Loyal employee loses his beloved red stapler.
Posted by: Kev | January 20, 2005 03:17 PM
Horrible phalanx of pubescence reads some rhyme.
Posted by: clark smith | January 20, 2005 03:18 PM
HT: yes, yes, and yes.
17) Perfection marred by cunning man-eating cthtonians.
18) Guy gets date postmortem, reaches next level.
19) CGI people real enough to be creepy.
Posted by: Jeff R. | January 20, 2005 03:20 PM
You're right, Mob; Phantasm.
Posted by: clark smith | January 20, 2005 03:21 PM
Student befriends vagrant; kisses roommate, ends friendship.
Posted by: Keiran Halcyon | January 20, 2005 03:23 PM
Bouncer at tavern gets his car trashed.
Posted by: clark smith | January 20, 2005 03:23 PM
Paleontologist, paleobotanist and mathematician almost get devoured.
Posted by: Keiran Halcyon | January 20, 2005 03:25 PM
Lucas loses all respect by introducing midichlorians.
Posted by: Keiran Halcyon | January 20, 2005 03:26 PM
Secret agent battles villain named after mollusk.
Posted by: clark smith | January 20, 2005 03:29 PM
I love it ... Jurassic Park, though mathmatician should be chaotician
Posted by: clark smith | January 20, 2005 03:32 PM
Big ape gets killed by little woman.
Posted by: clark smith | January 20, 2005 03:34 PM
Actress with large backside goes "Gobble, Gobble."
Posted by: Ed | January 20, 2005 03:41 PM
Huge ants!; soldiers attack nest with flamethrowers.
Posted by: clark smith | January 20, 2005 03:41 PM
Bodily fluids and Cong rides a bomb.
Posted by: Aurelian | January 20, 2005 03:43 PM
Batman gets Xeroxed, copies ruin his life.
Posted by: Keiran Halcyon | January 20, 2005 03:43 PM
Shrink counsels a brilliant, troubled young man.
Posted by: clark smith | January 20, 2005 03:44 PM
Espionage couple on leave foil Aunt Petunia.
Posted by: Keiran Halcyon | January 20, 2005 03:45 PM
Tearjerker. Boy must kill his rabid dog.
Posted by: clark smith | January 20, 2005 03:46 PM
Aurelian: Dr. Strangelove.
Posted by: HT | January 20, 2005 03:47 PM
Escapees rescue potential savior, fight automated systems.
Posted by: Keiran Halcyon | January 20, 2005 03:48 PM
"Shrink counsels a brilliant, troubled young man."
Good Will Hunting
Posted by: Ed | January 20, 2005 03:49 PM
Clark: Old Yeller.
Posted by: Keiran Halcyon | January 20, 2005 03:49 PM
Has-been actors accidentally agree to save aliens.
Posted by: Keiran Halcyon | January 20, 2005 03:50 PM
Alien seeking trophies hunts a commando team.
Posted by: clark smith | January 20, 2005 03:50 PM
"Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam," says Madsen.
Posted by: geoff | January 20, 2005 03:52 PM
Programmed operative amnesiac finds love, quits job.
Posted by: Keiran Halcyon | January 20, 2005 03:52 PM
Drill sergeant pushes too hard, gets popped.
Posted by: clark smith | January 20, 2005 03:55 PM
Man falls in love with a mermaid.
Posted by: clark smith | January 20, 2005 03:57 PM
Hallucinating youngster inspires a failing baseball franchise.
Posted by: Keiran Halcyon | January 20, 2005 03:59 PM
Clark - Splash
Posted by: Keiran Halcyon | January 20, 2005 03:59 PM
Ottar- Speed
Allah-In and Out
Kev - Office Space
Clark - Roadhouse
Keiran - Phantom Menace,Multiplicity
Posted by: Rusty | January 20, 2005 03:59 PM
Drill sergeant pushes too hard, gets popped. - Full Metal Jacket
hehehe...I love this game. appeals to the movie geek in me.
Posted by: Rusty | January 20, 2005 04:01 PM
Clark - "Drill sergeant pushes too hard, gets popped." - Full Metal Jacket
Why can't I bang her to Bolero?
Posted by: ChiBri | January 20, 2005 04:02 PM
"Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam," says Madsen. - Resevoir Dogs
Posted by: ChiBri | January 20, 2005 04:04 PM
"Hallucinating youngster inspires a failing baseball franchise." - Angels in the Outfield
"Has-been actors accidentally agree to save aliens." Galaxy Quest
"Escapees rescue potential savior, fight automated systems." - The Matrix
Posted by: Matt | January 20, 2005 04:06 PM
Sleep, and you'll never be the same.
Posted by: clark smith | January 20, 2005 04:13 PM
Plot? Who cares! Look at Halle's tits!
Posted by: ChiBri | January 20, 2005 04:13 PM
"Plot? Who cares! Look at Halle's tits!"
Could you narrow that down, please?
Posted by: Matt | January 20, 2005 04:20 PM
ChiBri - Heh. Swordfish. (Or maybe Catwoman?)
Posted by: Keiran Halcyon | January 20, 2005 04:20 PM
ChiBri: any movie with Halle Berry
Posted by: Rusty | January 20, 2005 04:20 PM
Keith's 6th is not Babette's Feast. It's Chocolat. Yummy movie!
Posted by: Dirk | January 20, 2005 04:23 PM
Picard leads cadre of freaks; fights another.
Posted by: Keiran Halcyon | January 20, 2005 04:23 PM
Framed street gang must get home ... alive.
Posted by: clark smith | January 20, 2005 04:28 PM
Warriors.
Posted by: michele | January 20, 2005 04:29 PM
Sentencing in Turkey can be a bitch.
Posted by: clark smith | January 20, 2005 04:34 PM
No, Keith's sixth is Babette's Feast.
Love that movie.
Posted by: Keith | January 20, 2005 04:34 PM
Clark: Midnight Express
Posted by: Keith | January 20, 2005 04:35 PM
Roger missing, hounded by weasel, absurd distortions.
Posted by: Keith | January 20, 2005 04:37 PM
Porcine spinster chases eligible frog. Sounds familiar.
Posted by: Allah | January 20, 2005 04:38 PM
Triplets the most believable thing in movie.
Posted by: Keith | January 20, 2005 04:39 PM
King of the world! ... for one night.
Posted by: clark smith | January 20, 2005 04:40 PM
Are you foolish enough to smell it?
Posted by: Keith | January 20, 2005 04:41 PM
No cha-cha heels for this little girl.
Posted by: Keith | January 20, 2005 04:41 PM
No longer welcome at the Fudge Palace.
Posted by: Keith | January 20, 2005 04:42 PM
Serene Jap teaches greaseball to crack heads.
Posted by: Allah | January 20, 2005 04:43 PM
Most disgusting ending ever put on film.
Posted by: Keith | January 20, 2005 04:44 PM
Lions, and tigers, and bears, oh my! :-O
Posted by: clark smith | January 20, 2005 04:44 PM
Slovenly grad saves Dad's auto parts company.
Posted by: Keiran Halcyon | January 20, 2005 04:46 PM
The Queen doesn't want any fucking eggs.
Posted by: Keith | January 20, 2005 04:46 PM
Allah - Karate Kid. Priceless description!
Posted by: Keiran Halcyon | January 20, 2005 04:46 PM
Memory wipe does not erase their love.
He always wanted to be a gangster.
Ignored fanboy causes problems during midlife crisis.
Posted by: Eric | January 20, 2005 04:47 PM
His most commercial and most Divine movie.
Posted by: Keith | January 20, 2005 04:47 PM
Horrid actress becomes rebel, hair in flames
Posted by: Keith | January 20, 2005 04:49 PM
Alien.
Hairspray?
Posted by: michele | January 20, 2005 04:49 PM
Loved Sekimori's "Philadelphia Story".
Ring melts down then King is crowned.
Posted by: TGWShark | January 20, 2005 04:50 PM
Hairspray: Yes
Alien: No
Posted by: Keith | January 20, 2005 04:50 PM
Your gun is digging into my hip.
Posted by: Keiran Halcyon | January 20, 2005 04:50 PM
Thousands of tribesman beset small British garrison.
Posted by: clark smith | January 20, 2005 04:51 PM
TGW - ROTK
Posted by: Keiran Halcyon | January 20, 2005 04:51 PM
Coke bottle falls from plane. Hilarity ensues.
Posted by: Keiran Halcyon | January 20, 2005 04:52 PM
"Hot blonde kills lovers. Worth fucking anyway."
Duh! Basic Instinct.
"Boy stops growing survives World War Two."
Tin Drum
"Boy seeks present hazardous to eyes"
A Christmas Story
Posted by: Rex | January 20, 2005 04:52 PM
"Huge ants!; soldiers attack nest with flamethrowers"
1950's classic SF movie, "Them".
Posted by: Rex | January 20, 2005 04:54 PM
Stealing decryption technology from the bad guys. - Sneakers
Three gunslingers fight over buried graveyard gold. - The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
Kid joins novice thieves on temporal journey. - Time Bandits
Saving a Royal; then fighting the IRA. - Clear and Present Danger
Huge ants!; soldiers attack nest with flamethrowers. - Them
Bodily fluids and Cong rides a bomb. - Dr. Strangelove
Now:
Chiropracter replaces dead actor - very bad movie.
Bar owner sends girl away; joins resistance.
Happy to be a sea cook's son.
Monster taken to London; here comes Mama.
Maybe he likes eating vomit-covered food.
Partner killed - detective sends up the girl.
Two women break up over eternal beauty.
Posted by: wheels | January 20, 2005 04:54 PM
Musical about crash survivors who find paradise.
Posted by: Keiran Halcyon | January 20, 2005 04:55 PM
Sly rides a horse and plays goatball.
Posted by: clark smith | January 20, 2005 04:55 PM
lifeless eyes, black eyes, like ... doll's eyes
Posted by: clark smith | January 20, 2005 04:59 PM
Bond kills Rooster; claims it was tea.
Posted by: Keiran Halcyon | January 20, 2005 05:02 PM
Blob runs amok, eats everything, blames Bush.
Posted by: Allah | January 20, 2005 05:09 PM
Allah - Fahrenheit 911. BTDT, btw.
Posted by: Keiran Halcyon | January 20, 2005 05:11 PM
Allah: Farenheit 9/11?
Posted by: HT | January 20, 2005 05:12 PM
The 'Duke' uncorks a Mac-10 on evildoers
Posted by: clark smith | January 20, 2005 05:15 PM
Zorro's assigned to take out and replace Rocky.
Posted by: Keiran Halcyon | January 20, 2005 05:18 PM
Charlie gets pissed, grants bad guys' wishes.
Posted by: geoff | January 20, 2005 05:18 PM
Er, change the "and" to a comma.
Posted by: Keiran Halcyon | January 20, 2005 05:19 PM
P.S. - ChiBri- you are a genius, re: "Bam bam bam bam bam says Madsen."
Posted by: geoff | January 20, 2005 05:21 PM
Matt- nope, but good guess...
Posted by: Drew | January 20, 2005 05:28 PM
eric:
#1 - eternal sunshine of the spotless mind
#2 - the incredibles
Posted by: steph | January 20, 2005 05:30 PM
ah - i meant #3 the incredibles...
Posted by: steph | January 20, 2005 05:31 PM
Couple more:
Scientists experiment underground. Meanwhile, army prefers headshots.
Lady has breakdown. Later, husband bangs she-wolf.
Rocker chick gets tickets, principal takes 'em.
Posted by: geoff | January 20, 2005 05:34 PM
WRONG! Try again.
Posted by: clark smith | January 20, 2005 05:36 PM
A drunk and a prude go down river.
Posted by: clark smith | January 20, 2005 05:39 PM
Clark: I'm sure he meant Patriot Games. After a while, they all sort of blend together.
Posted by: HT | January 20, 2005 05:41 PM
Plantation owner fights horde of army ants.
Posted by: clark smith | January 20, 2005 05:41 PM
Abandoning the numbers...
Aging businessman terrorizes kids, parents, employing midgets.
Travolta chews scenery, detonates nuke, loses fistfight.
Escaped criminals disrupt their jailer's son's retirement.
Youngest son settles family's debts, inherits business.
Posted by: Jeff R. | January 20, 2005 05:48 PM
Clark: The Naked Jungle.
Posted by: HT | January 20, 2005 05:50 PM
Boy and girl on island. Almost porn.
Posted by: clark smith | January 20, 2005 05:58 PM
BTW - Michele, BEST GAME EVER! Total productive time spent today at work appx. 14 minutes.
Posted by: ChiBri | January 20, 2005 06:07 PM
Clark - The Blue Lagoon.
Posted by: ChiBri | January 20, 2005 06:07 PM
Keith - "Most disgusting ending ever put on film."
Pink Flamingoes?
Posted by: JohnL | January 20, 2005 06:11 PM
Parents become pigs. Witch steals girl's name.
Posted by: Big Brother | January 20, 2005 06:25 PM
Clark: Lienenger Versus the Ants
A vacation turned upside down.
Posted by: spd rdr | January 20, 2005 06:27 PM
spd rdr: that's what I thought, too. But "Leiningen versus the ants" was the name of the short story on which the movie was (at least partially) based.
Posted by: HT | January 20, 2005 06:32 PM
I am Jack's destructive side.
Posted by: Ratan | January 20, 2005 07:47 PM
Dead hitman's final victim ... his own killer.
Posted by: clark smith | January 20, 2005 08:31 PM
HT: I had doubts about that being the name of the film version of the (excellent) short story, but dammit I can't remember anymore. Charleton Heston was in it, that I know. Crap I hate getting old.
How about: Punk biker drinks coffee, loses town honey.
Posted by: spd rdr | January 20, 2005 08:54 PM
"Most disgusting ending ever put on film."
Someone mentioned Pink Flamingos earlier, which would have been one of my guesses. However, the endings of Necromantik or Salo shorely do qualify as well...
Posted by: Flamen Dialis | January 20, 2005 09:14 PM
Okay, as of yet no one has guessed the title of my favorite flick. Here's one for my second favorite (someone's gotta know this one...)
Mystical gunslinger searches for truth, enlightenment.
Posted by: Flamen Dialis | January 20, 2005 09:18 PM
Not my favorite movie (not by a longshot), but too funny not to use:
"Leo goes all the way. Ship doesn't."
Posted by: Jay Reding | January 20, 2005 09:19 PM
>>How about: Punk biker drinks coffee, loses town honey.<<
How about "The Wild One"?
Posted by: Flamen Dialis | January 20, 2005 09:19 PM
Fat Gangster makes offer you can't refuse
Space Egyptians defeat evil androgynous feaux deity
Posted by: Darth Monkeybone | January 20, 2005 09:34 PM
Correction: - Rex, you guessed my first one "The Tin Drum."
Posted by: Flamen Dialis | January 20, 2005 10:04 PM
Farmer plows corn; meets his father's ghost.
Posted by: clark smith | January 20, 2005 10:38 PM
Punk kid becomes a roadie for gods.
Posted by: Matt | January 20, 2005 10:39 PM
Flamen: Bingo.
Cynical old man butters young French tart.
Posted by: spd rdr | January 20, 2005 10:42 PM
Clark: Field of Dreams
Posted by: spd rdr | January 20, 2005 10:43 PM
Jay-would that be oh, Titanic?!
Darth Monkeybone-Godfather & Stargate?
Scientist, bones, socialite, olive trick, clothing chaos.
Posted by: ReaderMom | January 20, 2005 11:06 PM
War profiteer goes broke while saving lives.
Posted by: clark smith | January 20, 2005 11:07 PM
Prison football; quarterback aims for the crotch.
Posted by: clark smith | January 20, 2005 11:30 PM
Live by rule 303, die empire building
Posted by: RDA | January 20, 2005 11:36 PM
Clark #2 The Longest Yard?
Posted by: ReaderMom | January 20, 2005 11:44 PM
My teenage angst has a body count!
Posted by: RDA | January 20, 2005 11:48 PM
Hopalong Cassidy killed himself here.
That's less than 7...but when you're the character who said the above sentence, who cares?
Posted by: spiff | January 21, 2005 12:01 AM
spd rdr: how do you think I found the name of the movie? Like you, I knew the short story, but all I remembered was that Heston was in the movie. So I googled his filmography and looked in the 50's to find the right one.
I also loved that story. Still have it, in fact, in a beat up copy of a Modern Library anthology.
Posted by: HT | January 21, 2005 12:09 AM
Girl rescues sibling from rock star, Muppets - Labyrinth
Snowy car wreck, penguin moved, typewriter headbash - Misery
Feathered friends go berserk, attack small town. - The Birds
Guys and Gals kill lots of Bugs. - Starship Troopers
Arcade machine prepares kid to save galaxy. - The Last Star Fighter
Really boring people exchange really boring e-mail. - You've Got Mail
Man's life retold through fancifully enchanced anecdotes. - Big Fish
Hot blonde kills lovers. Worth fucking anyway. - Basic Instinct
Kid disregards instructions on gift, town terrorized. - Gremlins
Geniuses develop a laser, then cook popcorn. - Real Genius
The Three Shells remain a mystery still. - Demolition Man
Guy gets date postmortem, reaches next level. - Weekend at Bernie's
Serene Jap teaches greaseball to crack heads. - Karate Kid
Memory wipe does not erase their love. - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Horrid actress becomes rebel, hair in flames. - Legend of Billie Jean
And I can't believe this one hasn't been mentioned:
Funny looking guy chased by pregnant cop.
Posted by: Annastazia | January 21, 2005 12:10 AM
Big Brother - Spirited Away
And has anyone guessed Mob's Millennium Actress yet?
Posted by: Zach | January 21, 2005 12:30 AM
oooh! And clark smith's Master of the Flying Guilliotine!
Posted by: Zach | January 21, 2005 12:33 AM
Samurai homeboy eats ice cream, kills mafiosi
Posted by: Alex | January 21, 2005 12:38 AM
RDA - My teenage angst has a body count!
Heathers?
How about:
- Only good bug is a dead bug!
- And after the spankings comes oral sex!
- The map was in the guy's ass.
Posted by: MJ | January 21, 2005 01:00 AM
Hard to keep money found in snow.
Posted by: Watcher | January 21, 2005 02:40 AM
I'm jazzed that someone got it, damn good work! :-)
Posted by: clark smith | January 21, 2005 04:00 AM
Yes, RDA, "Prison football; quarterback aims for the crotch." is THE LONGEST YARD. :-)
Posted by: clark smith | January 21, 2005 04:08 AM
(some of my earlier submissions that I hope someone guesses...)
Gritty cop teaches "punk" how to count.
Sociopath proposes a twisted double murder. Crisscross.
Shakin'. Tenderizin'. Down you go. ... Bad fish!
Panties in exchange for offing a profiler.
Horrible phalanx of pubescence reads some rhyme.
Secret agent battles villain named after mollusk.
Alien seeking trophies hunts a commando team.
Sleep, and you'll never be the same.
King of the world! ... for one night.
Thousands of tribesmen beset small British garrison.
Lifeless eyes, black eyes, like ... doll's eyes.
The 'Duke' uncorks a Mac-10 on evildoers.
Drunk and a prude go down river.
Dead hitman's final victim ... his own killer.
Posted by: clark smith | January 21, 2005 04:17 AM
Alien seeking trophies hunts a commando team. - Predator
Sleep, and you'll never be the same. - Invasion of the Body Snatchers
Thousands of tribesmen beset small British garrison. - Zulu
Lifeless eyes, black eyes, like ... doll's eyes. - Jaws
Drunk and a prude go down river. - African Queen
Posted by: spd rdr | January 21, 2005 07:11 AM
Consumers live in mall; some get consumed.
Two invertebrates rescue headgear; Motorhead on soundtrack.
Posted by: WarrenM | January 21, 2005 08:31 AM
Bird sounds like other birds -- don't shoot!
Posted by: McGehee | January 21, 2005 08:53 AM
Russell Crowe heals his wounds with glass.
Posted by: McGehee | January 21, 2005 08:54 AM
Secret agent battles villain named after mollusk. Octopussy.
Posted by: McGehee | January 21, 2005 08:55 AM
Ferris Bueller is turned into a cyborg.
Posted by: McGehee | January 21, 2005 08:56 AM
Gritty cop teaches "punk" how to count. You mean nobody got "Dirty Harry"?
Sociopath proposes a twisted double murder. Crisscross. Sounds like, maybe, "Throw Momma from the Train"?
Posted by: McGehee | January 21, 2005 08:57 AM
Some of Jeff R.'s from last night:
"Aging businessman terrorizes kids, parents, employing midgets." - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
"Travolta chews scenery, detonates nuke, loses fistfight." - Broken Arrow
"Escaped criminals disrupt their jailer's son's retirement." - Superman II (if that's the one with General Zod & Co.)
Posted by: Keiran Halcyon | January 21, 2005 09:10 AM
Opie helps Duke die with dignity.
Posted by: McGehee | January 21, 2005 09:20 AM
>>Cynical old man butters young French tart.<<
Last Tango In Paris?
Posted by: Flamen Dialis | January 21, 2005 09:21 AM
"Hey back off buddy, I'm a scientist."
Posted by: McGehee | January 21, 2005 09:21 AM
Ghostbusters
Uhh..that movie.....Beautiful Mind?
Posted by: michele | January 21, 2005 09:23 AM
Joey pilots spaceship, "we're doomed" says Oldman.
Posted by: McGehee | January 21, 2005 09:25 AM
Michele -- no, you have to go back a few more years.
Posted by: McGehee | January 21, 2005 09:26 AM
Correction: "Ghostbusters" is right, but the other one...
Posted by: McGehee | January 21, 2005 09:27 AM
"Opie helps Duke die with dignity."---The Shootist.
Posted by: dorkafork | January 21, 2005 09:32 AM
Before he was Ocean, another big heist.
Posted by: McGehee | January 21, 2005 09:36 AM
Dork: You got it!
Posted by: McGehee | January 21, 2005 09:37 AM
A horse cannot broad jump 100 meters.
Reagen, Nixon, others, rob banks and surf.
Talking 'bout mudflaps, my girls got em.
Falling ring, wife can't see, Holy Shit.
Steal the base and staple the glove.
Posted by: KGM | January 21, 2005 09:37 AM
"Joey pilots spaceship, "we're doomed" says Oldman." - Lost in Space
"Two invertebrates rescue headgear; Motorhead on soundtrack." - Spongebob Squarepants Movie
And has anyone guessed Mob's Millennium Actress yet? - You're the first Zach.
Some I've not seen answers for:
'Outcast kids foil criminals, save titular home.'
'Bug prevents family from enjoying pork chops.'
This one is rather vague:
'Reporter tries to solve chain letter murders.'
So, I'll do another one for the same movie:
'Pass it on, or bad luck awaits.'
Not very good by itself, but combined with the other one should narrow it down.
Posted by: Mob | January 21, 2005 09:51 AM
"Samurai homeboy eats ice cream, kills mafiosi" - Ghost Dog
"Hard to keep money found in snow" - A Simple Plan
Posted by: geoff | January 21, 2005 10:02 AM
Karaoke tournament ends in suicide-by-cop.
"Dumb and Dumber" ripoff starring Demi's boyfriend.
Costner's film debut on cutting room floor.
Posted by: McGehee | January 21, 2005 10:05 AM
Mob got "Lost in Space."
I'm still waiting for attempts on a few of my other ones. And Michele, are you ready to try again for Russell Crowe?
Posted by: McGehee | January 21, 2005 10:06 AM
It's like "Ocean's 11," but with Elvises.
Posted by: McGehee | January 21, 2005 10:09 AM
Worst. Movie. Ever.
Posted by: michele | January 21, 2005 10:14 AM
Big Chill?
Posted by: michele | January 21, 2005 10:15 AM
Yes (heh). And yes.
Posted by: McGehee | January 21, 2005 10:27 AM
Okay, bringing together the ones I've posted (been none too busy, haven't I?)
> Bird sounds like other birds -- don't shoot!
> Russell Crowe heals his wounds with glass.
> Ferris Bueller is turned into a cyborg. (Could be a contender for worst movie ever, BTW)
> Opie helps Duke die with dignity. Dorkafork got it.
> "Hey back off buddy, I'm a scientist." Michele got it.
> Joey pilots spaceship, "we're doomed" says Oldman. Mob got it.
> Before he was Ocean, another big heist.
> Karaoke tournament ends in suicide-by-cop.
> "Dumb and Dumber" ripoff starring Demi's boyfriend.
> Costner's film debut on cutting room floor. Michele got it.
> It's like "Ocean's 11," but with Elvises. "3000 Miles to Graceland." And yes, Michele is right.
Five down, six to go.
Posted by: McGehee | January 21, 2005 10:34 AM
'Nother one:
Clooney and Wahlberg, together again -- blub-blub.
Posted by: McGehee | January 21, 2005 10:45 AM
Panties in exchange for offing profiler - Copycat
Do wah didi di dum didi do - Stripes
roller skating muse, artist falls in love - Xanadu
Here's one:
Dancer worries about weight, made star anyway.
Posted by: Nerwen | January 21, 2005 10:46 AM
"Before he was Ocean, another big heist." - Three Kings?
""Dumb and Dumber" ripoff starring Demi's boyfriend." - Dude Where's My Car
Posted by: Mob | January 21, 2005 10:52 AM
I'll bring together mine, too:
1) Boy meets girl, causes panic, is fossilized.
2) Man abuses powers gotten from radioactive goo. Mob got it
3) Seafood disables crew; damaged vet lands plane.
Mob got it
4) Puberty brings hair growth, mad basketball skillz. Mob got it
5) Kid almost kills billions to impress girlfriend. Kieran got it
6) Arcade machine prepares kid to save galaxy. Kieran got it
7) Thawed alien slugs turn teens into zombies.
8) Virtual holiday simulation malfunctions, triggers wish-fulfillment phantasmagoria.
9) Ne'er-do-well inherits television station, dominates local media.
10) Disgruntled employee turns eco-terrorist, destroys oil refinery.
11) Suggestion to verify projectile count accepted, regretted.
12) Man tricks self into murdering old friend. Matt got it
13) Man abuses powers gotten from radioactive rock.
13b) Teen abuses powers gotten from common products.
(because there can never be too many variations on that one...)
14) Striking police workforce partially replaced by machine. HT Got it
15) Ex-military man wins big on game show. Mob got it
16) The Three Shells remain a mystery still. HT got it
17) Perfection marred by cunning man-eating cthtonians.
18) Guy gets date postmortem, reaches next level.
19) CGI people real enough to be creepy.
20) Aging businessman terrorizes kids, parents, employing midgets. Kieran got it, mostly
21) Travolta chews scenery, detonates nuke, loses fistfight. Kieran got it
22) Escaped criminals disrupt their jailer's son's retirement. Kieran got it
23) Youngest son settles family's debts, inherits business.
12 down, 12 to got.
Posted by: Jeff R. | January 21, 2005 10:54 AM
Mob: Yep, and yep. I gotta make these harder.
Posted by: McGehee | January 21, 2005 10:54 AM
11) Suggestion to verify projectile count accepted, regretted. I think that was also "Dirty Harry."
Posted by: McGehee | January 21, 2005 10:56 AM
Polar Express?
Night of the Creeps!
Posted by: michele | January 21, 2005 10:59 AM
Guy gets date postmortem, reaches next level. Sounds like "Ghost" to me.
Posted by: McGehee | January 21, 2005 10:59 AM
20) Aging businessman terrorizes kids, parents, employing midgets. Keiran, the movie was "Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory."
Posted by: McGehee | January 21, 2005 11:05 AM
Time for a hint.
>> Bird sounds like other birds -- don't shoot!
The first five words of the clue are the last word of the title.
Posted by: McGehee | January 21, 2005 11:09 AM
>> Russell Crowe heals his wounds with glass.
But Denzel Washington was the star.
Posted by: McGehee | January 21, 2005 11:11 AM
Brian is the messiah? Nope you twit!
Posted by: Andrew Ian Dodge | January 21, 2005 11:12 AM
"Guy gets date postmortem, reaches next level" - Defending Your Life (?)
"CGI people real enough to be creepy" - Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within (?)
Posted by: geoff | January 21, 2005 11:12 AM
"They'll run their quill pens through it!"
Posted by: McGehee | January 21, 2005 11:14 AM
Mork goes to hell, doesn't stay (unfortunately).
Posted by: McGehee | January 21, 2005 11:15 AM
Sam Neill gouges eyes out. Good idea.
Posted by: McGehee | January 21, 2005 11:17 AM
"Brian is the messiah? Nope you twit!" - The Life of Brian
"Mork goes to hell, doesn't stay (unfortunately)." -What Dreams May Come
"Sam Neill gouges eyes out. Good idea." - Event Horizon ?
Posted by: Mob | January 21, 2005 11:19 AM
Mob, I really need to make these harder!
Posted by: McGehee | January 21, 2005 11:20 AM
...especially since I just got back from verifying the title of the Sam Neill movie at IMDB.com. Dang!
Posted by: McGehee | January 21, 2005 11:21 AM
Sweeping it all up again:
> Bird sounds like other birds -- don't shoot!
> Russell Crowe heals his wounds with glass.
> Ferris Bueller is turned into a cyborg. (Could be a contender for worst movie ever, BTW)
> Opie helps Duke die with dignity. Dorkafork
> "Hey back off buddy, I'm a scientist." Michele
> Joey pilots spaceship, "we're doomed" says Oldman. Mob
> Before he was Ocean, another big heist. Mob
> Karaoke tournament ends in suicide-by-cop.
> "Dumb and Dumber" ripoff starring Demi's boyfriend. Mob
> Costner's film debut on cutting room floor. Michele
> It's like "Ocean's 11," but with Elvises. Michele
> Clooney and Wahlberg, together again -- blub-blub.
> "They'll run their quill pens through it!"
> Mork goes to hell, doesn't stay (unfortunately). Mob
> Sam Neill gouges eyes out. Good idea. Mob
Nine down, six to go. Thank God they're not all the same six, anyway.
Posted by: McGehee | January 21, 2005 11:28 AM
Nasssssty Elvisssess! We hatessss them, we does!
(Not a movie clue, no such movie -- but there should be.)
Posted by: McGehee | January 21, 2005 11:32 AM
"Ferris Bueller is turned into a cyborg." - Inspector Gadget (can't believe nobody got that one yet)
Posted by: geoff | January 21, 2005 11:35 AM
"They'll run their qull pens through it"-1776?
Geoff: both right. Michele right on Creeps. McGhee right on Dirty Harry
A couple more:
Pluckly blonde newcomer shakes up conservative community.
Middle child betrays family, gets on boat.
Posted by: Jeff R. | January 21, 2005 11:39 AM
An immigrant child searches for his family.
Foolish government decoys actually save the day.
Famous orphan enrolls at special education institute.
Ex-con encounters problems while "adopting" a child.
Posted by: Mob | January 21, 2005 11:47 AM
Oh Felicia. Where the fuck are we?
Posted by: cheshirecat | January 21, 2005 11:49 AM
Circus performer and retired pilot free prisoners.
Man's life seemingly destroyed by brother's gift.
Posted by: Mob | January 21, 2005 12:03 PM
Mob: Don't know about the first, but the others are Spies like us, Harry Potter I, and Raising Arizona.
Misadventures in smuggling precious dihydrogen monoxide.
Shock-jock fixes wound that will not heal
Same s*** happens to same guy twice.
Posted by: Jeff R. | January 21, 2005 12:04 PM
Jeff R-"Misadventures in smuggling precious dihydrogen monoxide."-The Ice Pirates
Posted by: cheshirecat | January 21, 2005 12:08 PM
"Brothers become the vengeful hand of God"
This is SO much better than working!
Posted by: JohnPK | January 21, 2005 12:10 PM
Jeff R-"Misadventures in smuggling precious dihydrogen monoxide."-The Ice Pirates
Or,
Smuggler almost a eunich, then ages rapidly.
Posted by: cheshirecat | January 21, 2005 12:11 PM
Playing on the theme....
Pride, Greed, Envy, Wrath, Lust, Gluttony, Sloth.
Posted by: JohnPK | January 21, 2005 12:29 PM
Man dies, learns, comes back. Zuzu's petals.
One of my personal favorites. :-)
Posted by: JohnPK | January 21, 2005 12:32 PM
JohnPK: Seven?
Posted by: TJ | January 21, 2005 12:32 PM
Yeahup. :-)
Posted by: JohnPK | January 21, 2005 12:33 PM
here's an easy one:
scary german guy. wolfman has nads.
Posted by: TJ | January 21, 2005 12:35 PM
Girl from Pearl Harbor is a vampire.
Posted by: JohnPK | January 21, 2005 12:39 PM
Brad's ex hooks up with Ben Stiller.
Posted by: JohnPK | January 21, 2005 12:41 PM
Humphrey Bogart says "Play it again, Sam"
Posted by: JohnPK | January 21, 2005 12:43 PM
here's a few more:
"rudy" has asthma. baby ruth. pirate ship.
what's your damage? titular girls killed. croquet.
boss chained in bedroom. secretaries run office.
wedding. blush and bashful. set in louisiana.
Posted by: TJ | January 21, 2005 12:44 PM
I'll go with:
Along Came Polly
Casablanca
Posted by: TJ | January 21, 2005 12:45 PM
Mob: Don't know about the first, but the others are Spies like us, Harry Potter I, and Raising Arizona.
Yep.
"Girl from Pearl Harbor is a vampire." - Underworld
I was going to do that one as: "She sucks. He's hairy. Their families disapprove." But figured it be too vague.
""rudy" has asthma. baby ruth. pirate ship." - The Goonies
Posted by: Mob | January 21, 2005 12:47 PM
"Humphrey Bogart says "Play it again, Sam""- Trick question! Woody Allen's "Play it again, Sam"!
""rudy" has asthma. baby ruth. pirate ship." -Goonies?
"what's your damage? titular girls killed. croquet." - Heathers
"boss chained in bedroom. secretaries run office." 9 to 5
Posted by: Jeff R. | January 21, 2005 12:48 PM
one of my favorites:
cameron diaz in a cage. jersey turnpike.
Posted by: TJ | January 21, 2005 12:51 PM
Man marries woman, honeymoons with old man.
Posted by: Mob | January 21, 2005 12:55 PM
ReaderMom:
Yep! Sorry for the late reply...I got lost in all these creative descriptions...;)
Posted by: Darth Monkeybone | January 21, 2005 12:57 PM
That's it? One lousy photon torpedo?
Posted by: Glen H | January 21, 2005 01:07 PM
"Ferris Bueller is turned into a cyborg." - Inspector Gadget (can't believe nobody got that one yet)
Geoff, I think nobody wanted to admit knowing it.
Posted by: McGehee | January 21, 2005 01:43 PM
"They'll run their qull pens through it"-1776?
"He's obnoxious and disliked, you know that!"
Jeff R. knows his patriotic musicals.
Posted by: McGehee | January 21, 2005 01:46 PM
Man's life seemingly destroyed by brother's gift. "The Game."
Posted by: McGehee | January 21, 2005 01:49 PM
"How'd you cheat on the bar exam?"
Posted by: McGehee | January 21, 2005 01:51 PM
(These should be easy:)
Old folks find a magic swimming pool.
Kirstie Alley fucks Sam Elliott to death.
(This one, maybe not so much.)
Doc Brown, what happened to all your hair?
Posted by: McGehee | January 21, 2005 01:55 PM
"Hard to keep money found in snow" - A Simple Plan
Good guess, Geoff! :-)
Posted by: Watcher | January 21, 2005 01:59 PM
Doesn't amount to a hill of beans.
Posted by: triticale | January 21, 2005 02:01 PM
Another hint:
> Karaoke tournament ends in suicide-by-cop.
Leader, but no News.
Posted by: McGehee | January 21, 2005 02:02 PM
Doesn't amount to a hill of beans. I'm shocked -- SHOCKED! -- at how easy this one is. Round up the usual suspects.
Posted by: McGehee | January 21, 2005 02:04 PM
"You're the world's only living heart donor."
Posted by: McGehee | January 21, 2005 02:06 PM
"Over the top? I can never tell."
Posted by: McGehee | January 21, 2005 02:06 PM
Let's all watch Arnold pick his nose.
Posted by: McGehee | January 21, 2005 02:08 PM
"scary german guy. wolfman has nads" - The Monster Squad (a movie I'd give my left nad to own on DVD)
Posted by: geoff | January 21, 2005 02:50 PM
TJ, you've got them. :-)
Still no one gets "Brothers become the vengeful hand of God"?
Try another one from the same movie:
Boondock brothers kill the bad guys only.
Posted by: JohnPK | January 21, 2005 02:54 PM
JohnPK, would that be "From Dusk Till Dawn"?
Posted by: McGehee | January 21, 2005 02:56 PM
Nah, never mind.
Posted by: McGehee | January 21, 2005 03:01 PM
Annastazia's "funny looking guy chased by pregnant cop": fargo. awesome.
(except the funny looking guy was in the woodchipper when the pregnant cop finally got there.)
Posted by: steph | January 21, 2005 03:03 PM
john pk - boondock saints?
Posted by: steph | January 21, 2005 03:04 PM
I'm still stunned at some of mine that haven't been gotten.
"Let's all watch Arnold pick his nose"- Total Recall
"Old folks find a magic swimming pool"- Cocoon
"Man marries woman, honeymoons with old man"- Prelude to a Kiss
--
"Are you a preacher with no faith..."
Hype unjustified; coast doesn't actually become toast.
Girl convinced by dream: won't leave home.
Posted by: Jeff R. | January 21, 2005 03:04 PM
"Let's all watch Arnold pick his nose"- Total Recall Yep.
"Old folks find a magic swimming pool"- Cocoon Also yep.
Posted by: McGehee | January 21, 2005 03:55 PM
Time for another hint.
>> Bird sounds like other birds -- don't shoot!
> (First hint) The first five words of the clue are the last word of the title.
(New hint) Peck and Duvall.
Posted by: McGehee | January 21, 2005 03:56 PM
McGehee, can't believe I didn't get this before
To Kill A Mockingbird
Posted by: TJ | January 21, 2005 04:03 PM
<dingdingdingdingdingdingding>
TJ is right!
Posted by: McGehee | January 21, 2005 04:14 PM
Another second hint:
>> Russell Crowe heals his wounds with glass.
> (First hint) But Denzel Washington was the star.
New hint: Computer-generated virtual villain's a real killer.
Posted by: McGehee | January 21, 2005 04:17 PM
And a new first hint:
>> Clooney and Wahlberg, together again -- blub-blub.
Sailed fishing boat straight up a wave.
Posted by: McGehee | January 21, 2005 04:20 PM
McGehee:
Vituosity
The Perfect Storm
Posted by: TJ | January 21, 2005 04:26 PM
here's another of my favorite films:
botched transexual's band tours, following old crush
Posted by: TJ | January 21, 2005 04:37 PM
and one more:
two women on cruise with male olympiads
Posted by: TJ | January 21, 2005 04:39 PM
Knuckle-tatted preacher seeks cash from kids.
Posted by: WarrenM | January 21, 2005 04:44 PM
Okay; time to double-hint my unguessed ones, I guess:
1) Boy meets girl, causes panic, is fossilized.
> Luckily, the bodybuilder can fly a helicopter.
8) Virtual holiday simulation malfunctions, triggers wish-fulfillment phantasmagoria.
> Ass is gotten to destination as directed.
9) Ne'er-do-well inherits television station, dominates local media.
(No bonus clue other than that other people have done this same movie better)
10) Disgruntled employee turns eco-terrorist, destroys oil refinery.
> Sixth straight film with prepositional phrase title
13) Man abuses powers gotten from radioactive rock.
Two big stars, two horrible medical conditions
13b) Teen abuses powers gotten from common products.
Superpowered rat and much gratuitous brief nudity
17) Perfection marred by cunning man-eating cthtonians.
>Multiple man-eating cthtonians mar Perfection.
23) Youngest son settles family's debts, inherits business.
Middle child betrays family, gets on boat.
(These two serve as hints to one another, although they are different movies)
Posted by: Jeff R. | January 21, 2005 05:03 PM
Steph, you got it! :-)
Posted by: JohnPK | January 21, 2005 05:03 PM
Posted this one yesterday. Nobody seems to have gotten it yet:
"Big mouth don't make a big man."
Maybe another hint will help:
Boys to men and "We're burnin' daylight!"
Posted by: Cobber | January 21, 2005 05:22 PM
JeffR,
8) scrooged?
9)UHF
10) On Deadly Ground?
Posted by: TJ | January 21, 2005 05:24 PM
"You're not a Good Guy at all!"
The Professional"I'm a lawyer, you idiot!"
Little people steal map; what about Evil?
Posted by: Chris | January 21, 2005 05:49 PM
The Cat was innocent; Grace Kelly, hot.
Posted by: Chris | January 21, 2005 06:02 PM
To Catch a Thief
Posted by: TJ | January 21, 2005 06:07 PM
Can't help trying this alternate (seven words is tough!)...
Singing cowboy eats root, shoots, and leaves.
Posted by: Chris | January 21, 2005 06:09 PM
I had virtuosity without the double clues (it takes a while to read all these!)
Guy gets date post mortem - My Boyfriend's Back?
Ocean's other big heist - Out of Sight
Posted by: Zach | January 21, 2005 06:26 PM
TJ: 8 isn't Scrooged. The other two are right.
Zach: the "guy gets date" one was guessed a few pages back correctly. Defending Your Life.
Posted by: Jeff R. | January 21, 2005 06:47 PM
JeffR: #17: Tremors.
Posted by: HT | January 21, 2005 07:13 PM
Guy with blender gets chased by Feds.
Posted by: clark smith | January 21, 2005 08:04 PM
Seduce old ladies, hire a hippie Hitler.
Posted by: Lesley | January 21, 2005 08:12 PM
No, McGehee; this movie is quite a bit older than "Mama." The seventh word is a dead giveaway if you've seen the movie.
Posted by: clark smith | January 21, 2005 08:16 PM
I'm jazzed someone got it; good work, Nerwen.
Now I want someone to get another one of my tougher ones ...
And don't tell me no one can get ...
Posted by: clark smith | January 21, 2005 08:23 PM
MJ - Yes the 'teenage angst' film was "Heathers".
As for your three other movies- 'The only good bug is a dead bug'. I think this is "Starship Troopers". If I recall, Mr. Cranky summed this movie up as follows: 'I have seen the future and it has perfect teeth.'
Can't even venture a guess on the 'after the spankings come oral sex'.
'The map was in the guy's ass' - "The Bourne Identity" maybe?
Posted by: RDA | January 21, 2005 08:28 PM
Beauty flees Nazis, a beautiful friendship starts
Posted by: trainer | January 21, 2005 08:29 PM
Clark: I'll take a guess.
Breakfast Club and Schindler's List?
Posted by: HT | January 21, 2005 08:29 PM
Funny Mel Blanc crossdresses to see kids.
Posted by: clark smith | January 21, 2005 08:32 PM
Bingo on Schindler, but no on Breakfast guess.
Hint: Text contains a line from the movie.
Posted by: clark smith | January 21, 2005 08:37 PM
Repo man fears penis fish in jungle.
Posted by: clark smith | January 21, 2005 08:44 PM
Aging swordsman avenges wife's death, daughter's adoption.
Posted by: clark smith | January 21, 2005 08:54 PM
Straight divorcee on gay tour buys villa.
Posted by: clark smith | January 21, 2005 09:00 PM
Hotshot pilot loses buddy; gets bogies, girl.
Posted by: clark smith | January 21, 2005 09:10 PM
Two adversaries connive against villain's armored stagecoach.
Posted by: clark smith | January 21, 2005 09:17 PM
George Bailey meets Duke, and Lee Marvin.
Posted by: clark smith | January 21, 2005 09:24 PM
Anti-war journalist goes to 'Nam, gets 'saved.'
Posted by: clark smith | January 21, 2005 09:29 PM
Enjoying the aroma of flammables before noon.
Posted by: clark smith | January 21, 2005 09:31 PM
Victorious General mortally wounded in fender bender.
Posted by: clark smith | January 21, 2005 09:33 PM
Badass Nazi cannons howling like freight trains.
Posted by: clark smith | January 21, 2005 09:38 PM
Twelve Allied cons obliterate a German villa.
Posted by: clark smith | January 21, 2005 09:40 PM
Rogue finally tells belle to stuff it.
Posted by: clark smith | January 21, 2005 09:53 PM
Can't even venture a guess on the 'after the spankings come oral sex'.
Monty Python's Holy Grail.
No one got mine yet?:
"Oh Felicia, where the fuck are we?"
Here's another hint:
Cock, frock, rock, no more bloody Abba!
Posted by: cheshirecat | January 21, 2005 10:36 PM
Sociopath proposes a twisted double murder. Crisscross.
Dial "M" for murder?
cheshirecat
Posted by: cheshirecat | January 21, 2005 10:38 PM
8) Virtual holiday simulation malfunctions, triggers wish-fulfillment phantasmagoria.
> Ass is gotten to destination as directed.
"Total Recall"
Posted by: cheshirecat | January 21, 2005 10:43 PM
Doesn't amount to a hill of beans
Casablanca:
"I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world."
Posted by: cheshirecat | January 21, 2005 10:48 PM
No, not Dial "M", but of the same era and genre.
Posted by: clark smith | January 21, 2005 11:22 PM
This one you have to know to get it:
"Oh shit! What do we do now?"
Posted by: David Thompson | January 21, 2005 11:52 PM
"Rule the universe from beyond grave? No."
The Mummy
"Space Egyptians defeat evil androgynous feaux deity"
Stargate
A few more:
An honest, authentic swordfight at the end.
Would you like some making fuck? Beserker!
Posted by: David Thompson | January 22, 2005 12:39 AM
RDA - "Starship Troopers" it is.
cheshirecat got "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"
An alternate to The map was in the guy's ass is:
Four misfits search for hidden desert gold.
clark smith:
Enjoying the aroma of flammables before noon is "Apocalypse Now"
Victorious General mortally wounded in fender bender is "Patton"
Twelve Allied cons obliterate a German villa is "The Dirty Dozen"
Badass Nazi cannons howling like freight trains could be "The Guns of Navarone"?
Posted by: MJ | January 22, 2005 08:25 AM
Nerwen: "Dancer worries about weight..." Center Stage?
"Wedding, blush and bashful..." Steel Magnolias
"Costner's film debut on cutting room floor." The Big Chill
No one got mine:
Scientist, bones, socialite, olive tricks, clothing chaos.
Posted by: ReaderMom | January 22, 2005 10:29 AM
Clark:
"Terrible phalanx..."
Dangerous Minds?
Posted by: ReaderMom | January 22, 2005 10:31 AM
"Straight Divorcee..."
Under the Tuscan Sun
"Rogue finally tells Belle..."
Gone With The Wind
"Enjoying the aroma..."
Apocalypse Now
Posted by: ReaderMom | January 22, 2005 10:42 AM
No one got mine yet?:
"Oh Felicia, where the fuck are we?"
Here's another hint:
Cock, frock, rock, no more bloody Abba!
Priscilla: Queen of the Desert
Posted by: Newt | January 22, 2005 12:10 PM
Let's see if anyone dares to name this one:
Bad boy turned good by pastel ewoks.
Posted by: David Thompson | January 22, 2005 12:39 PM
MJ--YES on Apocalypse Now; Patton; Dirty Dozen; and great work for getting Guns of Navarone!
Since you're so good at war flicks, can you guess ...
Hint: One of its stars is a bald guy.
And another hint about ...
... it stars the Duke ... and a member of the original Star Trek cast.
WriterMom--YES on Apocalypse Now; Tuscan Sun; Gone With The Wind; NO on "Dangerous Minds"
Someone solved the "phalanx of pubescence reference" in a private Email, but I'll give a bigger hint here ...
A larger quote from the movie is: "Slow down, boys! Slow down, you horrible
phalanx of pubescence!"
Funny movie, but with a tragic end. :-(
Posted by: clark smith | January 22, 2005 02:15 PM
"and you don't want us exposing ourselves"
Posted by: Gahrie | January 22, 2005 02:16 PM
McGehee:
Vituosity
The Perfect Storm
Thank you, TJ!
Posted by: McGehee | January 22, 2005 02:23 PM
"Big mouth don't make a big man."
Maybe another hint will help:
Boys to men and "We're burnin' daylight!"
"The Cowboys"!
Posted by: McGehee | January 22, 2005 02:26 PM
I had virtuosity without the double clues (it takes a while to read all these!)
I'll give Zach credit too.
Posted by: McGehee | January 22, 2005 02:27 PM
George Bailey meets Duke, and Lee Marvin.
"The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance"
Posted by: McGehee | January 22, 2005 02:30 PM
Anti-war journalist goes to 'Nam, gets 'saved.'
"The Green Berets" (thanks for the hint!)
Posted by: McGehee | January 22, 2005 02:34 PM
McGehee--great get on "The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance." PS--also kudos for your earlier "Octopussy" get.
Posted by: clark smith | January 22, 2005 02:37 PM
This is the last one of my original 15 that hasn't been solved:
>> Karaoke tournament ends in suicide-by-cop.
First hint was "Leader, but no news."
New hint: In his film debut, he complained that Marty's music was too loud.
Posted by: McGehee | January 22, 2005 02:38 PM
Kill the robots. Not the pretty one.
Posted by: Stephen Macklin | January 22, 2005 02:38 PM
And two later clues:
> "You're the world's only living heart donor."
Hint: Greg Kinnear and the Temple of Remake.
> "Over the top? I can never tell."
Hint: Jim Morrison defeats Agent Kay and Ace Ventura.
Posted by: McGehee | January 22, 2005 02:41 PM
McGehee--"Green Berets" Yaaaaaaaaaaay! (The Sulu reference made the difference?) :-D Dude, you rock. :-)
Posted by: clark smith | January 22, 2005 02:54 PM
Three of mine that I really want solved ...
Many have tried to solve this one. Here's a bunch of hints: It was made in the 50's by a famous director; the plot involves a professional athlete protagonist; the climax of the film takes place on a runaway carosel; the word "Crisscross" is central to the plot, and is actually said by the antagonist.
Comedy (not much more I can say than that).
Tough guy worries about his equipment.
Posted by: clark smith | January 22, 2005 03:15 PM
Actually, Clark, the John Wayne reference did it -- far as I know, that was his only Vietnam movie. But George Takei didn't hurt.
Posted by: McGehee | January 22, 2005 03:23 PM
Funny Mel Blanc crossdresses to see kids.
"Mrs. Doubtfire" -- and don't you ever again sully Mel Blanc's memory by comparing him in any way to Robin Williams. ;-p
Posted by: McGehee | January 22, 2005 03:24 PM
Dead Poets Society
Posted by: Stephen Macklin | January 22, 2005 03:43 PM
No one's guessed this yet ...
Hints: The film's chief antagonist (no, not the Mexican described above) is elsewhere fondly remembered as a green, hopping insect; and from the original description--c'mon--you already KNOW who the film's protagonist is. :-)
Posted by: clark smith | January 22, 2005 03:49 PM
Yep, Stephen, Carpe diem!
(and to McGehee) May the Saturday morning cartoon gods forgive me for using Mel Blanc's name in such a disgraceful fashion!
Posted by: clark smith | January 22, 2005 03:59 PM
The Terminator, Apollo Creed, and the Body.
Posted by: clark smith | January 22, 2005 04:19 PM
Brynner. McQueen. Buchholz. Bronson. Vaughn. Dexter. Coburn.
Posted by: clark smith | January 22, 2005 04:31 PM
Motorcyclist--fleeing Nazis--jumps fences; alas!, machinegunned. :-(
Posted by: clark smith | January 22, 2005 04:43 PM
86, 99, and a most ludicrous WMD.
It's a mad, mad, mad-cap treasure hunt.
Incompetent 007 wannabe battles psycho French villain.
Auto flick; two words, each repeated twice.
Posted by: clark smith | January 22, 2005 05:07 PM
Brynner. McQueen. Buchholz. Bronson. Vaughn. Dexter. Coburn.
Now, come on -- somebody's not even trying!
This clue reminds me of a "Cheers" episode in which the gang invies Frasier to watch the movie in question, and Frasier confesses that he's always been a big fan of Horst Buchholz.
Motorcyclist--fleeing Nazis--jumps fences; alas!, machinegunned.
But I won't leave this one for someone else: "The Great Escape".
Posted by: McGehee | January 22, 2005 05:37 PM
86, 99, and a most ludicrous WMD.
"The Nude Bomb"
Posted by: McGehee | January 22, 2005 05:39 PM
(Yea! I finally figured out how to do those cool inset blocks!)
But I'm afraid to try this one -- Clark, do you mark off for getting the number of repeated words wrong?
Posted by: McGehee | January 22, 2005 05:43 PM
Bad love story. unrealistic action. Sailing.
Posted by: Stephen Macklin | January 22, 2005 05:49 PM
Gladiator caught; supporters all claim his identity.
Posted by: clark smith | January 22, 2005 06:13 PM
"Blade Runner" again?
Posted by: McGehee | January 22, 2005 06:14 PM
Prolific sci-fi writer rolling in his grave.
(At least two possibilities, but this one isn't "Starship Troopers")
Posted by: McGehee | January 22, 2005 06:16 PM
Can we narrow this down? Was Errol Flynn in it?
Posted by: McGehee | January 22, 2005 06:18 PM
Shoot, McGehee; you should have asked before, I'da told ya! :-p
Heh, well I ran out of words (only seven allowed)
Posted by: clark smith | January 22, 2005 06:19 PM
Posted by: clark smith | January 22, 2005 06:24 PM
Here's ANOTHER magnificent seven (er, eight ... though Spigas wouldn't fit):
Godzilla. Rodan. Mothra. Anguilas. Minya. Manda. Baragon. ...
Posted by: clark smith | January 22, 2005 06:36 PM
Michele, when this thread hits 1,000, sell!
Posted by: McGehee | January 22, 2005 06:47 PM
The King shakes hips in Sin City.
Posted by: clark smith | January 22, 2005 06:49 PM
Doctors; Korean War. TV spinoff was better. :-P
DaT hOOps gEnIe iZ fUgLY, fO sHiZZle!
Posted by: clark smith | January 22, 2005 07:20 PM
Another worst movie ever: Kazaam.
Posted by: michele | January 22, 2005 07:22 PM
Blade Runner is right
No one is close on my other movie.
Bad love story. Unrealiatic action. Sailing.
I'll throw in another word.
Whomper
Posted by: Stephen Macklin | January 22, 2005 07:29 PM
M*A*S*H-TV series was better
Sabrina-living heart donor
Posted by: ReaderMom | January 22, 2005 08:03 PM
You'll get it in one word: Zapruder.
Posted by: clark smith | January 22, 2005 08:15 PM
Knights clapping coconuts go on silly journeys
Posted by: Sean | January 22, 2005 08:26 PM
Boy works hard gets in one game.
Girl kills lover lots of singing ensues
Posted by: Sean | January 22, 2005 08:35 PM
Costner, in one of moviedom's greatest flops.
Posted by: clark smith | January 22, 2005 09:09 PM
Waterworld...stinky movie!
Suicide causes death row penalty for activist.
Posted by: ReaderMom | January 22, 2005 09:24 PM
Truthful defense attorney mugs himself in bathroom.
Posted by: clark smith | January 22, 2005 09:33 PM
Liar Liar
Posted by: Stephen Macklin | January 22, 2005 10:09 PM
Costner's bad accent, good story, great villain
Posted by: ReaderMom | January 22, 2005 10:17 PM
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We have another winner!
Posted by: McGehee | January 22, 2005 10:39 PM
Thought it was "As Good As It Gets," but then remembered the scene in Sabrina
Posted by: ReaderMom | January 22, 2005 11:17 PM
"First you must bring us ... a shrubbery!"
Posted by: McGehee | January 23, 2005 01:21 AM
"What...is your name?"
"It's nothing but a bloody rabbit!"
Posted by: ReaderMom | January 23, 2005 10:59 AM
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