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i could have used the word 'smoking' in the title of this post in the right context, but didn't

Far be it from me to turn this into a "I Quit Smoking And All I Got Was This Lousy Ability To Cough Up Chunks Of My Lung" blog. Here's something different for you: I'm Certain That Archie Had a Huge Cock. Me too. Now you know why I had a crush on him. There. I diversified. Happy?

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Putting 'Archie' and 'cock' in the same sentence may well have psychologically scarred me.

twitch

"You know, if I was the one publishing these comic books, I'd write a story or two about Betty and Veronica getting it on. I'm sure we've all thought about it before. Hell, with the right accessories, they wouldn't even need Archie!"

Hey that's a good point but you forgot all about it.

That old crush post reminds me of something (not work safe language):

http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/1356/cartoon2.htm

PEPPERMINT PATTY

Wow, that website is old.

In the non-specific gallery section you can find what I would say is undeniably the best hottest female that will ever exist. Just scroll all the way down. The picture does not do the show justice, you have to see it for yourself to know what I know.

Ugh, it's pretty obvious that I'm just talking to myself now.

http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/1356/cartoon2.htm

Haven't you seen Chasing Amy? Archie is gay.

I'm surprised Reggie wasn't your crush, after all he had the money, athletic skills and nice car. Archie--that the jalopy driving weenie-- doesn't seem like chick bait to me.

You ain't see nothing yet, M.

Cigarette smoke kills the cilia, these tiny little hairs that pass the bad stuff up and out. (Thank-you Rosanne Rosannadanna!) When they grow back... Well, suffice it to say that we await your graphic description.

In any case, it is a long cleanup process for the lungs. You do want a healthy set of lungs, donncha?

I'm surprised Reggie wasn't your crush, after all he had the money, athletic skills and nice car. Archie--that the jalopy driving weenie-- doesn't seem like chick bait to me.

Maybe some girls dig guys who aren't vain and shallow.

And because of that Archie Andrews and Philip J. Fry are my heroes.

Maybe some girls dig guys who aren't vain and shallow.

I think the key word in gene's comment was "money."

Heh Philip J. Fry. That name is why the Lucy Liu episode of Futurama is one of my faves.

"You are one sexy man, PHILIP J. FRY!"

That her constant requests that he register her.

Well, for a male the real question is: Veronica or Betty?

Veronica would have been a ton of fun for one night. But then you have to wake up the next morning to reality.

Betty? There's no comparison. She puts a facce to the facct that females mature faster than males. Any mature male her age drools over her.

I liked Midge but that big lug Moose was always in the way.

Dave, Mad Magazine revealed decades ago that Betty and Veronica are just twins with different wigs. Really no choice until you remember Vronica is in line to inherit a fortune. Women aren't the only one who want a mate with money. Veronica may be high upkeep but she can afford the extended warranty at the Nip/Tuck Clinic.