As written by Gerard Van der Leun,
totally unsolicited, for which I both blush and thank him humbly because, regardless of how view the words, someone wrote a song/poem for me and that rocks (because the last time someone wrote something for me was 1967 and they rhymed Michele
(to the tune of....)
I am blogger, hear me roar,
About hot dogs, about war
About the state of music pop,
About my noisy neighbors -- Stop!
Send me traffic, send me comments, but no Spam!
About elections, not erections,
About Saran Wrap's deselections,
And the Tupperware that turns green eggs to ham!
About my kids, about my job,
About bloggers who are snobs,
And refuse to link to those that rank below them!
About my life, about Iran,
I've Andy Rooney in a can!
And I grew him from some cells without a stem!
About reform in education,
About depression and elation,
And how a latte always beats a coffee perkus!
My opinions are all mine
And I'm glad you've found the time
To let me tell you why you too should hate the circus.
I am blogger! Hear me roar!
I could probably go and put a link to match every word, but today has me collapsing under the weight of the Worst. Headache. Ever.
Thank you, Gerard. You're all that and a bag of honey mustard pretzels (I don't really care for chips).
Update: Managed to put some links in.