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That got your attention, eh? To everyone who is linking the Target website items like marijuana, blowjob, prostitute, anal massage, etc.; no, Target has not been hacked and no, they are not selling sex and drugs (though that would be a great niche market. Red light special in the back of aisle six!) If you click on the "additional info" link on each of those products, you will notice there is an ASIN number. Take that ASIN number, put it into the search bar on Amazon (which runs Target's online sales) and you will see that not only are these items real, but they are all books or CDs, whose titles are truncated on the Target search. So, while the item names may elicit giggles and jokes (yes, it did for me when I saw the anal massage on Fark about two weeks ago), they are not the product of a middle school hacker with too much time on his hands. I could still make a thousand one liners about giving a blowjob for Christmas, though. In fact... Nah. Too easy. Update: Santa has some, err...tips.

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Well, that's just great.

There goes that whole one-stop shopping thing.

and here i was thinking how the 'home delivery for $9.95' was such a great deal, too...

All I want for Christmas is a woman WITHOUT her two front teeth...something like that eh?

I guess Santa will have to give pointers about it then. ;)

The "4-8 weeks" crap was a deal-breaker anyway. I don't have that kind of patience when I'm looking for a good knob-polishing.

(Okay, I'm officially an asshole now.)

The Anal Massage deallio is actually legit. Maybe not from Target...but it exists. I'd put a linky in here, but don't wanna get slammed for....taking something off topic and away from the intelligence insulting of folks.