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Thanksgiving Advice, Part II

[see here for explanation and legal disclaimer] turkey5.gifBlowing off the family Thanksgiving feast in favor of Christmas shopping at K-Mart. Mortal or venial sin? ---perletwo I would have to say it's a venial sin, in that it could be forgiven and you could always make it up to your family later on, especially if when you were at K-Mart, you spent a shitload of money on them. However, if you were gunning for mortal sin (holidays are the perfect time to commit yourself to going to hell), you could do your shopping online and purchase some of these for your favorite family members (so very NSFW). Not only will you probably give a few relatives deathly heart attacks, but you'll also make the baby Jesus cry and, as we all know, that's a mortal sin. Happy Thanksgiving and stick the venial variety. ------ turkey5.gifLet's say that you murdered a turkey in cold blood. It was sleeping with your wife or it stole your wallet, or maybe you had a business partnership with it and they tried to skip to Rio with your money. Can you rightfully murder that turkey and serve it as a Thanksgiving centerpiece without facing jail time? After all, it's a turkey, right? ---Laurence Simon Well, does the turkey look like this (pops up)? Because then it would be totally justified. You wouldn't even have to worry about the whole venial/mortal sin thing. I know, you're Jewish, but you've got to keep track of these things just in case. Oh, and if your wife is sleeping with a turkey, maybe you shouldn't be so quick to delete all the penis enhancing spam mail. Just saying. By the way, I'm up to 221 songs and I've prettied up the page a bit.

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Well, maybe I was fudging things a bit, but you were asking for questions about turkey instead of, for instance... totally out of the blue, the mailman.

A BABY JESUS BUTT PLUG?!?!?!?

Dear Lord (and i've never said that so truthfully, yes so ironically)
:-D

that was Hiiiideeeeeous!
(run. puke. flush.)
(so, ya think he gets waxed...)

Venial and mortal sins? Does that ever take me back to my altar boy days.

In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti.

Amen.

Re: your top 500 list

I think you're missing The Police's "Roxanne"

Well, it's a good thing I'm having pork loin for Thanksgiving, cause I sure as hell don't have an appetite for turkey after seeing that disturbing image of Arafat. Aunt Selma's corns would be more appetizing than that.