I know we've done this before, but I am in serious need of something fun around here, so humor me.
Some obscure British magazine surveyed people to find the worst song ever. Being British, they came up with a very Brit-centric list, consisting of a lot of songs I've never heard of before (Fog on the Tyne
? What the hell is
that?). However, they did have the good taste to call The Beatle's "Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da" the top of the worst, as it were.
Now, there are an awful lot of bad songs out there, this we know. But let's try to keep this to songs that are god awful just for the lyrics alone. I've already explained
why I think Def Leppard's "Pour Some Sugar on Me" is one of the worst lyrical experiences in rock music. And we all know that Muskrat Love
is terrible, but let's keep it to rock music specifically and weed out any novelty songs like The Streak.
In fact, let's make it worst lyrics ever rather than worst songs, just to make it a wee bit different than other things I've done here. This way, no one can chime in with Sum 41 songs just on the basis that they suck.
To recap the rules: Really bad lyrics, rock music only, no Muskrat Love
I know I should put this on this site, but I need to change the black karma floating around these pages and this will do nicely.