Hello? Adverstisers? Was it something I said?
Last month I had too many ads. Now, I have
NONEfour. I have the cheapest rates going, considering I get over 9,000 hits a day. $20 a week? That's a pittance!
I have no shame, either. I will advertise anything. Movies I hate, books I will never read, naked pictures of Michael Moore....anything! I have a mortgage to pay. Help me out here. SOMEBODY BUY SOME ADS! Alternately, just throw wads of money at me for no reason at all. My Paypal account needs filling. Baby needs a new pair of shoes! Come on, sevens!
Oh, sorry. Got carried away there.
[Just click on the little, lonely link on the right that says "this could be your ad"]
P.S. To reader Marion, whose email address I do not have: Thank you, thank you, thank you. Today will consist of lots of Anthrax on the stereo and zombie survival preparedness.
Update: Ads! Yay! Ok, so two of them are freebies, but at least my adstrip isn't lonely anymore. Thanks to my advertisers, whose links you should click on repeatedly.
I'll still be happy to take your wads of cash.