[NOTICE: COMMENTS ON THIS POST HAVE BEEN CLOSED AS THE CONTEST SUBMISSION TIME IS OVER. See here on how to vote
Jim Treacher has written a piece of beautiful poetry
about his feelings towards this election. I didn't realize he had such an artistic side.
This has given me an idea for a contest. Post-Election Limericks. My previous limerick contests have always been met with success, and I'm sure a little levity will be a good thing today.
So, the rules. Limerick form (obviously). Topic has to be about the election, but what about the election is entirely up to you. You can enter as many times as you want, but only one entry per comment so I can keep track. I reserve the right to delete entries that make my skin crawl or make me want to hit you with a brick.
Have fun. A ten dollar Amazon gift certificate will be awarded to the winner, which will be determined by the readers of this here blog, by a democratic voting process. Void in Ohio.