A Small Victory

"I will do this even if my candidate wins because drunken, naked cursing is fun no matter who the president is."

AMEN!!! :-)

I took Jarvis's pledge, but drunken naked cursing is cool, too.

GIF! GIF!

What street do you live on again?

I pledge to hold you to that pledge!

Can we light other people on fire if Kerry wins? That would be cool too - in a Beavis sort of way.

Fire - fire - fire. Hehhehehheehhehe.

Too late to pre-order the video on DVD?

Tread is useless without pics
/had to be said
/spending waaayyyyy too much time on fark

Hahah, that was the first phrase that went through my mind when I hit save on this post.

Pictures. Or video. Get the husband to take them.

You should know by now that if you post something about you being nekkid, either a disclamer or pics must go up.

/vbeg

Maybe if the Yankees had done Jack Daniels shots like the Red Sox did...

The thought of four years John and Marie Antoinette Kerry makes me so depressed I want to just sit and hug a bottle of rum.

Here's to hoping there are more sane people out there than insane.

checking flights to JFK for tomorrow

Booze & nudity? Did I miss something? Is Bill Clinton running again?

Hmm...trimmed Bush running through the streets, drunk and naked.

This might turn out to be a better election night than I had envisioned....

I'm just curious if you idiot wingnuts and 101st Fighting Keyboarders are going to really show your ass and move to Canada after Kerry wins tomorrow.

It's a done deal. You better start packing. America's returning, after four long years of shit.

Why would I move to Canada?

I'd make aliyah, dumbass.

Why move to Canada? America would be turning into it.

Will you?

Amazing.

Another moonbat manages to simultaneously disparage the military and make an absurd claim that the right wing is trying to leave the country if Kerry is elected.

Nevermind that there was a 1300-odd post on the DU site about where the lefties would move to if Bush wins. Nevermind that none of them have taken up my offer to get them dirt-cheap one way tickets to such garden spots as the west coast of Africa, or perhaps the Sudan, or some other such freedom-loving place. It's Bush-supporters who are actually going to flee to other lands.

Yet another moonbat. Jeez.

"Can you really expect people to rally behind the man who they believe is going to lead us straight to fascism, gulags, cross burnings and nightly satanic rituals in the White House? Well?" - Michele

Day-um! If he's going to throw parties like that, how can they NOT!?!? (00)

All that and the ritual "Michele running through the strets nekkid and cursing"? I'm sold! ;]

I closed my tags. I did. I know I did...

"I will do this even if my candidate wins because drunken, naked cursing is fun no matter who the president is."

Recreational dementia is quite fun, I know that from personal experience, and I bet a lot of other commenters here know that also. Maybe that's all the moonbat Left have been doing for the past four years. Maybe we have misunderstood what was actually an invitation to come and join the party, get freaky and have fun. Maybe it's not too late for us and the moonbats to join together, in barely functional fellowship, and heal our wounded polity with love, mutual respect, and insanity.

Nahhhh!

Michelle, that is too funny and cute at the same time. You do realize now you have me tempted to do the same don't ya!?!

Yea, yea, always the "promises" the day BEFORE the election.

Here's my pledge.
If Kerry is elected I intend to spend the next 4 years screaming, "Kerry Lied/People Died" and "No Blood for Hair Gel".
It might not be productive, but it sure has looked like fun for the last 4 years. I mean, to be able to scream stupid slogans with absolutely no attempt at constructive dialogue was so much fun in kindergarten that I figure I should try it again.

I hereby pledge that after the election is called, I will run naked through the streets, smeared with war paint, stinking of Jack Daniels and screaming obscenities at my neighbors.

Oh sure, save it for a special occasion.

Whatever happened to spontaneity?

Here's my pledge: if Bush wins, I shall hoist my bottle of Booker's and say a heartfelt "congratulations to you, good sir. Glad I could do my part to ensure you won Kentucky, even though you could hardly have lost it even if you had run drunken and naked through Fourth Street Live! (don't ask) with a trimmed Bush ('though Sen. Bunning seems to be testing that theory personally)." If Kerry wins, I'll hoist a bottle of Fighting Cock (being in the category of Americans targeted for tax hikes, I need to save the good stuff) with a heartfelt "Bite Me. Please try not to screw up the country. I promise to laugh at Teresa whenever possible, because the one good thing I know you'll do for America is provide fodder for SNL."

Actually, I'll be stinking of Cuervo, but cursing naked just the same.

Cost to have my car towed car 22 miles after it broke down 3 blocks short of Republican Campaign Headquarters where I had planned to work on get out the vote--$63.00

Savings from cancelling subscription to the NY Times-- $130 annually

Michelle's reminder of our God Given right to drunken naked cursing, which our Forefathers fought and died for: Priceless

Jeff - will start putting country above politics when the Bush Doctor does the same. But his gang wants one party rule (as karl rove will happily attest) not a diverse, vibrant and united country. Buckle your seat belt...we got another 4 years of hell come up...
Luv, Paul

Posted by MN on November 1, 2004 10:13 PM

"I'm just curious if you idiot wingnuts and 101st "Fighting Keyboarders are going to really show your ass and move to Canada after Kerry wins tomorrow."
"It's a done deal. You better start packing. America's returning, after four long years of shit."

Did Kerry win? Don't think so, now maybe you should move to Canada dumb ass.

My Post election Peace Pledge.

I will support the President and my Warriors who have answer the call to fight for my COUNTRY.

I will continue to fight for the rights of unborn children.

I will continue to fight for marriage between a woman and a man, not same sex marriages.

I will continue to fight for lower taxes, not big Government spending.

I will continue to fight for education for our children, not free hand out to free loader who don't want to learn.

I will continue to fight for freedom around the world.

I will continue to fight any "Bastard" who sells out my Country to the Communist.

Gunny

Posted by MN on November 1, 2004 10:13 PM

what happened?, you did not like the truth?
that is the facto not some fantasy of a pledge.
Hey now!

Didn't really care about the message, but the email address you used the first time was going to get me a whole bunch of spam.

That's the problem, not caring about it is what makes this kind of fantasy pledge; worthless.

Shut the fuck up, Donny.

That's all you had to said?, issues baby, issues!!.
Hey now!