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I WIN! 8.7 - 8.2. Take that BEKF Monkey!
Posted by: Editor | October 1, 2004 10:11 AM
Penis poll!!
Penis poll!!
Posted by: David F. | October 1, 2004 10:20 AM
muwahahaha, the reluctant werewolf is a purple-people eating spider monkey. 8.4
Posted by: shank | October 1, 2004 10:30 AM
Hell yeah. Bring it.
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monkey.cgi?att=lynch&def=
Posted by: lynch | October 1, 2004 10:32 AM
As my alter ego, "frumpydoodle," - which took quite a while to make up in order to win - I just kicked your ass with a 9.0.
As myself, I suppose I'll just have to stick to slappin' your ass.
Posted by: andy | October 1, 2004 10:33 AM
Weaklings.
John Nowak is a Garlic-Eating Kung-Fu Monkey with a Battle Rating of 9.7.
Unleash your own Food-Eating Battle Monkey.
Posted by: John Nowak | October 1, 2004 10:38 AM
LeatherPenguin, the Beef-Eating Howler Monkey, scores an 8.4 ... all your broccoli are ours.
(This is not going to do anything good for her mood, sports fans.)
Posted by: TC-LeatherPenguin | October 1, 2004 10:52 AM
It's just one of those throw down your muskets, take off your pantaloons, and have some tea and babka kind of days huh?!
Posted by: Bo | October 1, 2004 10:53 AM
Only an 8.9, but I like that The Declarer is a "Brain-Eating Moon Monkey".
Posted by: Floyd McWilliams | October 1, 2004 10:58 AM
Please, please do not ask me to explain the above comment by my co-worker. You really don't want to know.
Posted by: michele | October 1, 2004 10:58 AM
mole the Fire-Eating Magic Monkey; Battle Rating : 8.8
Posted by: htom | October 1, 2004 11:42 AM
VRWC the Bone-Eating Death Monkey Battle Rating : 8.9
vs.
asv the Broccoli-Eating Kung-Fu Monkey
Battle Rating: 8.2
VRWC wins!
Posted by: Kong | October 1, 2004 11:57 AM
Heh. ASV kicked the ass out of the 4.7 Caviar-Eating Killer Monkey... ah well, don't bring caviar to a gun fight... :)
Posted by: Analog Mouse | October 1, 2004 11:58 AM
"(Homer lusting sound) ...babka!"
Lunchtime!
Posted by: TC-LeatherPenguin | October 1, 2004 11:59 AM
Hee hee hee.
Ray
the
Purple People-Eating Magic Monkey
Battle Rating : 9.1
Posted by: Ray | October 1, 2004 12:28 PM
All my handles come up as "Terrified Pudding-Eating Midget Monkey" or somesuch, but:
I'm afraid John F Kerry is an 8.2.
Posted by: Keiran Halcyon | October 1, 2004 12:30 PM
Billy Gibble the Fire-Eating Howler Monkey kicks your abbreviated ass, 8.8 to 8.2!
Posted by: Bill | October 1, 2004 12:42 PM
This Broccoli-Eating Pirate Monkey barely beat you with an 8.3
Posted by: Mark | October 1, 2004 12:46 PM
w
the
Haggis-Eating Death Monkey
Battle Rating : 9.8
---
Other Bushisms:
g w b the Cake-Eating Sniper Monkey Battle Rating : 3.5
george bush the Plastic-Eating Sumo Monkey Battle Rating : 5.6
george w bush the Dirt-Eating Attack Monkey Battle Rating : 5.9
gwb the Fruit-Eating Cave Monkey Battle Rating : 6.5
george w. bush the Burger-Eating Sea Monkey Battle Rating : 0.9
george walker bush the Garlic-Eating Ninja Monkey Battle Rating : 9.6
Posted by: htom | October 1, 2004 01:25 PM
You have been spanked by Solonor the Haggis-Eating Super Monkey with a Battle Rating of 9.3, monkey girl.
Posted by: Solonor | October 1, 2004 01:34 PM
Hey, this is better than Magic 8-Ball!
Dan Rather: 4.6
Cake-Eating War Monkey
CBS News: 5.7
Burger-Eating Kung-Fu Monkey
The truth: 7.7
Broccoli-Eating Rage Monkey
--
Coke: 7.2
Fish-Eating Samurai Monkey
Pepsi: 0.0
Beef-Eating Surrender Monkey
--
Halliburton: 9.7
Garlic-Eating Assassin Monkey
--
Martha Stewart: 1.2
Tofu-Eating Sea Monkey
Developing...
Posted by: Keiran Halcyon | October 1, 2004 01:37 PM
BC Monkey the Brain eating Kung-Fu Monkey!
Battle Rating 9.8
Bow to the Great Monkey Cause!
Posted by: BC Monkey | October 1, 2004 01:56 PM
Jo
the
Rock-Eating Rage Monkey
Kick ass!
Posted by: Jo | October 1, 2004 02:08 PM
Must have been the penis post:
ron jeremy
the
Haggis-Eating War Monkey
Battle Rating : 8.8
Posted by: Sam | October 1, 2004 02:09 PM
By an amazing coincidence
"John F Kerry" the Porridge-Eating Howler Monkey (Battle Rating : 8.2)
fought you to a draw just like he did to the president last night!
Try it!
Posted by: Joshua Scholar | October 1, 2004 02:18 PM
Zach, the Broccoli Eating Super Monkey bows to your superior skill. (One of my many alter-egos, "BlackPadre", the Haggis Eating Moon Monkey came out with 8.7, but that just didn't seem right that I should wind up stronger than asv). Beware the Buddha Finger!
Posted by: Zach | October 1, 2004 02:26 PM
Hmm. "Lao Tsu" is a
Banana-Eating Surrender Monkey
Battle Rating : 0.0
Deep.
Posted by: Joshua Scholar | October 1, 2004 02:32 PM
Cameron Diaz: "Burger-Eating Skeleton Monkey" - 3.9
Osama bin Laden: "Plastic-Eating Swamp Monkey" - 2.9
John Edwards: "Rock-Eating Surrender Monkey" - 0.0
Me: "Pizza-Eating Peace Monkey" - 2.1
Fuck!
Posted by: Cool Tester | October 1, 2004 02:41 PM
Too much fun.
buffy the Porridge-Eating Magic Monkey Battle Rating : 8.2
vs
vampire the Litter-Eating Surrender Monkey Battle Rating : 0.0
Posted by: htom | October 1, 2004 04:51 PM
A fine scotch lost badly to ASV, but try this link:
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monkey.cgi?att=jeff+goldstein&def=asv
Posted by: A fine scotch | October 1, 2004 06:23 PM
Victory is mine!!
TBBs fire eating magic monkey conquers with a battle rating of 8.8.
The Brickmuppet Blog has its first real victory on the long road to world domination!
Now to buy some PJs.
Posted by: Ken T | October 1, 2004 07:26 PM
My 9 yr old daughter typed in her nick and kicked butt!
Small: Man-eanting Kung-Fu monkey! 9.7
Posted by: blindchickracing | October 3, 2004 09:23 AM
Our Office Champion:
Linda Best
9.9
Brain Eating Pirate Monkey
Posted by: David Oakes | October 4, 2004 11:44 AM
my dck , bone eating monkey has an equal rating of 8.2, it was a tie
Posted by: Ric | October 5, 2004 08:08 AM
billgates takes the win with a 9.1
Posted by: Ric | October 5, 2004 08:13 AM
God eats porridge
Posted by: Ric | October 5, 2004 08:14 AM
My monkey ragnarok beat asv with 9.6
Posted by: Jodan | October 13, 2004 01:25 AM
My monkey ragnarok beat asv with 9.6
(sorry bout double post, fixed my name
Posted by: Jordan | October 13, 2004 01:26 AM
I think I just took the win over anyone now... my monkey "fingering" just scored a 9.8
Posted by: Jordan | October 13, 2004 01:27 AM