My novella-length morning post concerning Napoleon Dynamite, duck-and-cover techniques and fear and loathing in the Democratic party won't be ready for a while. But I shall use the usual morning traffic to remind you of something: boobies.
Yes, I said boobies. It's my understanding - after years of observing humans - that everyone likes boobies, even heterosexual women like myself. Not only are boobies beautiful and enticing, but the word itself is fun to say. Say it with me. Boobies.
Now, what do bloggers love besides themselves and the boobies of other bloggers? Charity, of course. Bloggers and their readers are a generous bunch, always running campaigns for one cause or another. So let's put this all together: Bloggers, the boobies of bloggers and charity. Add them up and you have Boobiethon 2004
[you can read the history of the boobiethon here
This is the third year that we're raising money for the Susan G. Komen Breast Cancer Foundation.
This year, you'll be able to make an honory donation to the foundatio on behalf of bloggers Sandee
, both of whom are fighting the good fight against breast cancer. (Last year's efforts were highlighted in Self Magazine
Basically, you get to see a lot of artfully photographed boobies in exchange for your donation to the Susan G. Komen foundation (all donations [tax deductible!] go directly to the foundation, there is no middle-man this year). And we get to show off our racks to support an important cause. What more could you want.
The Boobiethon '04
starts on October 1st and runs through October 10th. Get your pics/donations in early
and be ready for the onslaught of beautiful, bountiful, tastefully rendered boobies. No, I did not say tasty
. Will my boobies
make an appearance this year? Perhaps. My incentive to flash is your donations. Keep that in mind.