For those of you on the other side of the pond, I'll be on BBC's Up All Night
at 9:50 [EST] talking about security moms.
I think you can listen to the program online. Err, programme.
Until then, you get nothing, as fall baseball (Little League) season has started and Wednesday evenings will be bereft of posts here.
You can always go back and read the post below and follow my directions. Stare into the boobies. They will hypnotize you into obeying.
Oh my goodness, that was horrible. In my defense, I am completely exhausted. How exhausted? I hallucinated the the garbage cans in front of the house were little people wearing beanie caps.
I apologize to anyone listening who was rightfully mortified.