sloganeering
So, I've been thinking about making some ASV swag. Nothing big, probably just a coffee mug and a mousepad. A couple of people have asked and I figure the swag will be good to have around as prizes for the occassional contest I run.
Allah has been kind enough to help design a logo, which I'll use for the text part (which will just say ASV) of the design, and my husband has something up his sleeve to go with the text.
However (and there's always a however), I'd like to put some kind of slogan/tagline on it. The tagline I'm using right now (look up top there) isn't really appropriate (and I was just on a Beck kick, which is why it's there).
Anyhow, you know what's coming. Suggestions? And keep it appropriate. I think Cafe Press has a decency standard clause.
Oh, if I end up using your suggestion, you'll get a free ASV coffee mug!
Comments
Small Things Considered
Posted by: Squirrel | August 5, 2004 01:59 PM
In a (fabricated) word:
"Ass-slap-tastic"
Posted by: andy | August 5, 2004 02:03 PM
Be Politically Incorrect. Support the Constitution.
Posted by: StumpMan | August 5, 2004 02:06 PM
Because you're suposed to smell that stuff, not read it.
Posted by: Pete | August 5, 2004 02:07 PM
One moonbat at a time...
or
Happy Birthday, Fucker!
Posted by: disconnect | August 5, 2004 02:10 PM
"Short bus. Fast track."
or
"I'm James Brown, bitch!"
Posted by: Jim | August 5, 2004 02:16 PM
Coffee Mug: Drink it all, the poison's on the bottom. (stolen from Woody Allen)
Mousepad: My company's too cheap to pay for decent optical mice or trackballs, so I had to buy this mousepad.
Posted by: Laurence Simon | August 5, 2004 02:16 PM
Don't Pee in the Millennium Falcon
Posted by: Chuck Simmins | August 5, 2004 02:19 PM
taking on idiots, one day at a time
Posted by: mike | August 5, 2004 02:22 PM
taking on idiots, one day at a time
Posted by: mike | August 5, 2004 02:22 PM
Hurling through the blogosphere without a seatbelt since 2001.
Posted by: Average Joe | August 5, 2004 02:27 PM
Taglines.
No, YOU'RE stupid!
Kiss your mother with that mouth?
Run. Reality is catching up!
Wake up and drink this coffee.
Shut up and read!
Posted by: rightwingduck | August 5, 2004 02:37 PM
...I guess the 'redsox cap' picture ain't gonna happen... :)
"Have you Forgotten?" overlaid on the sunrise picture of the towers. (with a small-print link at the bottom to Voices)
Or is that morbid? I'd buy one and take it to work here in Seattle.
Posted by: Cadrys | August 5, 2004 02:38 PM
hmmm...
"Do the Right thing."
"Got Right?"
My favorite so far was don't pee in the Millenium falcon though.
Posted by: shank | August 5, 2004 02:43 PM
"The little dead girl wants you to read this blog." - best I can do, sorry... Although I did kinda like "The Dude Abides," which you were using as a slogan for awhile there.
Posted by: perletwo | August 5, 2004 02:49 PM
To keep with the Angel Dust theme...
"Yelling with my mouth shut"
"It shouldn't bother me. But it does"
"HERE'S HOW TO ORDER!"
"Would anyone tell me if I was gettin' stupider?"
Posted by: Steve Gigl | August 5, 2004 03:10 PM
Although on second thought I might need to keep that last one for myself (if I ever do the redesign I am planning).
Posted by: Steve Gigl | August 5, 2004 03:11 PM
"I love the smell of truth in the morning."
Also in the Apocalypse Now vein (just to get it out of my head:
"Blogging With Extreme Prejudice"
Posted by: Hubris | August 5, 2004 03:17 PM
What Chuck said.
Posted by: Tink | August 5, 2004 03:39 PM
Coffee Mug: Picture of JFK in his NASA bunny suit with the motto "HOpe this coffee keeps you hoppin'"
Or - same picture-
I love hippity hop music!
Posted by: rightwingduck | August 5, 2004 03:55 PM
I like Hubris' second suggestion best. And as for the logo, are there copyright issues with the little dead girl? 'Cuz if there aren't. then ya jes GOTTA put her on the mug.
A little dead girl mug would kick my current favorite, Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf (Baghdad Bob) to second place.
Posted by: Steve Skubinna | August 5, 2004 04:09 PM
Ahem;
1) I'm Right. You're wrong. Now die.
2) It's over when I say it's over.
3) That's ONE 'L', bitch!
4) In the right since '01.
5) Speak up. The Right way.
I've got more if you want them.
Posted by: GeekMan | August 5, 2004 04:29 PM
Where funny things happen to bad people.
Posted by: jeremy | August 5, 2004 04:59 PM
Whatever it says, bring back the dead girl.
Or maybe the cleavage?
Posted by: Rich | August 5, 2004 05:21 PM
Dead girl? As in Lenore?
That would be cool, but Roman Dirge might not like it too well.
Posted by: Ratan | August 5, 2004 05:49 PM
$282,231.31 at http://www.blogshares.com -- that's a nice chunk of change
Posted by: john | August 5, 2004 08:28 PM
Okay, how about something crasse... "One L, but two D's"
Posted by: Laurence Simon | August 5, 2004 08:28 PM
If you use "Don't pee in the Millenium Falcon" I will buy TONS of stuff. TONS.
Posted by: essee | August 5, 2004 10:19 PM
Vote early and vote often!
Posted by: Dave in Texas | August 6, 2004 12:24 AM
If Lenore's image is available, I think her image on a milk carton-like "Missing" poster would be quite tasteful.
Posted by: Belize042 | August 6, 2004 10:46 AM
I vote for "That's ONE 'L', bitch!"
Posted by: Faith | August 6, 2004 10:53 AM
I think "One L, but two D's" is very clever and hysterical but it's a little Wonkette...don't think you'd go for that.
Posted by: Bob SF | August 6, 2004 12:52 PM
Also, it would be dishonest.
Sorry.
Posted by: michele | August 6, 2004 12:54 PM
Because punching morons makes my knuckles bleed
Posted by: Morenuancedthanyou | August 6, 2004 03:07 PM