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» Corny, Cornier, Corniest from After Gutenberg
Now you know you are in the good hands of the spin doctors. [Read More]
» MORE CORNY HUMOR from Michelle Malkin
If you thought the idea of driving while eating corn on the cob was dangerous, get a load of John Kerry campaigning while packing corn.... [Read More]
» The Laughs Just Keep On Coming from INDC Journal
The Kerry campaign continues to connect with the common man, this time by pandering to the WRONG sports affiliation: On Sunday and into Monday, Kerry hit Michigan, where he attempted to use the same Ohio jokes. Clearly, the sports... [Read More]
» Too Tempting from Overtaken by Events
I'll just add my two cents along with her, him, him and her. (Ok, and "He who is always wittier... [Read More]
» http://www.allahpundit.com/archives/000762.html from Allah Is In The House
And for dessert, the gayest photo ever taken of a U.S. presidental candidate. UPDATE: Michele and Red have corn captions.... [Read More]
» Too Tempting from Overtaken by Events
I'll just add my two cents along with her, him, him and her. (Ok, and "He who is always wittier... [Read More]
» Four more ears? from One Fine Jay
For Colin McNickle, who has proven that hypocrites are generally not self-aware.
(HT: Michele for the photoshopping idea.) [Read More]
» I'm a sheep. from Redsugar Muse
This may be the most rapidly (and rabidly) photoshopped picture of the campaign so far. (thus the title.) 1 2 3 4 5... [Read More]
» Go Buckeyes! from protein wisdom
see also: ASV, INDC, Michelle Malkin, Ace, Allah, Redsugar, Overtaken, and Powerline. [Read More]
» Campaign Associate from Say Anything
Take a look at this photo of John Kerry campaigning in Iowa: Who's that in the background? At first glance it appears to be Teresa Heinz Kerry, but could it be...... [Read More]
» Too Tempting from Overtaken by Events
I'll just add my two cents along with her, him, him and her. (Ok, and "He who is always wittier... [Read More]
» JohnKerry.corn from Wizbang
"Teresa and I play our own version of Cornhole, wanna see?" or "Our gift to the sexually represed masses in Alabama, eco-friendly dildos. Teresa's using one right now..." Photo - Powerline Elsewhere: a small victory, Overtaken By Events, Allah... [Read More]
» Too Tempting from Overtaken by Events
I'll just add my two cents along with her, him, him and her. (Ok, and "He who is always wittier... [Read More]
» Two Cobs and a Knob from HOG ON ICE
My Entry in the Kerry Photoshop Frenzy I had to jump on the bandwagon before the last seat was taken.... [Read More]
» Kerry's House of Ketchup #22 from The American Mind
Kerry speaks. Welcome to the bounce-less edition of Kerry's House of Ketchup. The "Duel in Davenport" never materialized, but... [Read More]
» Boku no Kerry Corn from Mind of Mog
Kerry offers a viable solution for the sexually frustrated masses who just can't get enough of the Johns. Quoting:"Our gift to the sexually represed masses in Alabama, eco-friendly dildos. Teresa's using one right now..."Dual use too, they are edib... [Read More]
» Boku no Kerry Corn from Mind of Mog
Kerry offers a viable solution for the sexually frustrated masses who just can't get enough of the Johns. Quoting:"Our gift to the sexually represed masses in Alabama, eco-friendly dildos. Teresa's using one right now..."Dual use too, they are edib... [Read More]
» Kerry's House of Ketchup #22 from The American Mind
Kerry speaks. Welcome to the bounce-less edition of Kerry's House of Ketchup. The "Duel in Davenport" never materialized, but... [Read More]
» Corny, Cornier, Corniest from Your Guess Is As Good As Mine
A Social Virus endorses four more ears. Now you know you are in the good hands of the spin doctors. --------... [Read More]
Comments
Wow, I didn't know Carrottop was supporting him.
Posted by: Joe | August 4, 2004 09:15 AM
WTF? Please know that people who actually live in Iowa do not drive around holding corn out the windows.
Posted by: Lisa | August 4, 2004 09:17 AM
"A chicken in every pot, an ear of corn in every hand!"
Posted by: Hubris | August 4, 2004 09:25 AM
"Watch how fast I can make these peasants run. Driver, hit it!"
Posted by: cyrano | August 4, 2004 09:31 AM
Carrottop? I'm pretty sure that's Ozzy.
Posted by: Nathan Hamm | August 4, 2004 09:32 AM
"I am not aristocratic! This is not Silver Queen corn, it's Silverado! Hey, speaking of Silverado, did I mention that I was born in the west wing of a hospital in Colorado?"
Posted by: Hubris | August 4, 2004 09:32 AM
cyrano, that was funny.
Posted by: Hubris | August 4, 2004 09:32 AM
Lisa - yea they do - Malkin had a nice little ditty about that the other day
(http://michellemalkin.com/archives/000330.htm)
Posted by: Headzero | August 4, 2004 09:42 AM
That's city folk for ya'. We rural people know that corn is dangerous and treat it accordingly.
Posted by: Lisa | August 4, 2004 09:54 AM
Nathan is right, that woman looks eerily similar to Ozzy. I wonder if Kerry's picked up another celebrity groupie on that bus of his.
Christwagons that woman is ugly, he must've married her for the money...wait...
Posted by: shank | August 4, 2004 10:10 AM
"So this little ear of corn says, 'You voted for the war before you voted against it.' And this little ear of corn says, 'How dare you attack my patriotism.'"
"Get back in the damn limo John. Mumsy needs some more sherry."
Posted by: JohnO | August 4, 2004 10:18 AM
"People, lend me your ears!"
Posted by: Linda Nimmer | August 4, 2004 10:22 AM
"People, lend me your ears!"
Posted by: Linda | August 4, 2004 10:22 AM
Lisa, corn is only dangerous when it's in my kitchen. ;)
"Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat. Nothin' up my sleeve."
Posted by: Faith | August 4, 2004 10:27 AM
"Let me show you Iowa farmers how to milk a cow."
Posted by: Don Eyres | August 4, 2004 10:27 AM
looks like michael jackson. Just need a surgical mask.
Posted by: samb | August 4, 2004 10:30 AM
How about a Hee-Haw Saaaaaaaaaaaa-lute?
Posted by: StumpMan | August 4, 2004 10:42 AM
Teresa Heinz-Kerry. "Take this cob and SHOVE IT".
Posted by: Duane | August 4, 2004 10:55 AM
"Shove these!"
Posted by: Pat | August 4, 2004 10:55 AM
Last night, Hallmark showed the episode of M*A*S*H where they did a whole year in a show. Father Mulchahy grow corn plants by the mess tent (did they ever bug out in 1951?), he was looking forward to eating them on the cob for fourth of July, and they ended up creamed by Igor.
Kerry's corn is going to get creamed.
Posted by: Laurence Simon | August 4, 2004 11:03 AM
"Which end is the top? Maybe I should hold one each way??? Dang it, Rove will call that a flip-flop!! - Hey, I hope I haven't been duped - maybe there isn't really corn in these things...? What if they're full of chili?"
Posted by: tomg | August 4, 2004 11:19 AM
"I invented corn"....
Posted by: Ray | August 4, 2004 11:35 AM
Meanwhile at a laboratory on Jersey Shore:
"Gentlemen, BEHOLD! CORN!"
"Uh, I dunno Doctor Weird, I remember what happened last time..."
"IT'S NOT AT ALL LIKE LAST TIME!!"
"Well, uh, ok..."
"NO IT'S EXACTLY LIKE LAST TIME STEVE!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
Posted by: Kong | August 4, 2004 12:04 PM
Kong, I can just picture it. Master Shake, Frylock, Meatwad and.....Corn! We can call him Cornholio.
Posted by: michele | August 4, 2004 12:08 PM
Clinton used puny cigars...look what I use!!
Posted by: tpw | August 4, 2004 12:11 PM
Have no fear, the Kerry KornMobile is here! Help is on the way!
Posted by: KJC | August 4, 2004 12:42 PM
It looks to me as if Kerry is working on his Ninja throwing corn techniques so he can go up against the 1000 fighting styles of Don Rumsfeld.
Posted by: Anachronda | August 4, 2004 12:45 PM
Some of the best times I ever had were crawling on my belly through a cornfield with my trusty shotgun.
Posted by: Mike Messina | August 4, 2004 01:18 PM
HEY! LOOK WHAT I PULLED OUT OF OZZY CARROT TOP!
Posted by: Dan | August 4, 2004 01:22 PM
CORNBALLS ON THE ROAD....READY TO BE HUSKED!!
AND THE BUSHIES WILL BOIL, COOK AND CREAM THEM.
Posted by: MKS | August 4, 2004 01:28 PM
Those captions are the best. Hilarious photo!
Posted by: Jewels | August 4, 2004 01:45 PM
"Look, Theresa, common people eat this stuff."
"No way!"
Posted by: Ray | August 4, 2004 02:14 PM
tpw, ROFL!!!!
Posted by: Faith | August 4, 2004 02:21 PM
"Hey! Can any of you guys out there tell me what these things are? They didn't have any of these over in Veitnam."
Posted by: Wendy | August 4, 2004 02:30 PM
Kerry Vietnam Flashback, Part 8,954:
"Back in the day, during my 100-day tour of 'Nam, just after My Band of Brother and I finished editing some re-cut scenes with Spielberg's toady, we used to then shuck corn on the West Bank of the Mekong Delta.
I swear, I have some pictures.
Jeeves, where are those pictures?
What, you don't have them?
That's an attack on my dignity. Why, I'm gonna shove this ear of maize up your..."
Roll tape. Queue the music. Where are the @#!%$&*!! balloons go--amnit!
To be continued...
Posted by: Marty | August 4, 2004 02:33 PM
"There are Two Corns. One is the Corn of the imperialist, warmongering, wealthy, industrial complex. The other, the Corn of the common people...er...pssst...John, how come they look the same?"
Posted by: kat-missouri | August 4, 2004 02:36 PM
"Ta-ray-zaaaaa. Have you ever seen something this big before?"
"Frankly, John...No."
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"Ta-ray-zaaaa. Look! I got two new pet corn. This one's flip and the other is flop."
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"John! What were you doing digging in my personal things? Put those back! I might need those later."
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"Wow! I haven't smoked anything this big since...did you know I was in Veit Nam?"
Posted by: kat-missouri | August 4, 2004 02:44 PM
Who leaked this photo! One of my 6000 lawyers on call to contest the election, get on this now!
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Why, that's un-Mozambiquean.
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Is there any of this corn stuff in that, what do you call it, chili?
Posted by: Marty | August 4, 2004 02:53 PM
Hurray.
I have bunny ears for my blue little bunny outfit. D'oh. These ears are GREEN.
JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVES. (starts to throw tantrum)
Posted by: rightwingduck | August 4, 2004 03:00 PM
Commander Kerry reporting for duty. Uh, who do I report to? Jacque, booby, any idea?
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I was a war hero! I've performed the inhuman feat of resuscitating hamsters!
Waaaaaaah, take down those photos!
Posted by: Marty | August 4, 2004 03:13 PM
Does anyone else see Teresa's similarity to Calvert De Forest in this photo?
This may be a better photo to compare.
Posted by: insomni | August 4, 2004 03:22 PM
Thanks!! :o)
Posted by: Tanya | August 4, 2004 03:32 PM
Kerry Vietnam Flashback, Part 8,955:
You're all worthless and weak. As we
traipse through the cornfields, dining on fresh Chilean seabass and Shrimp Vindaloo flown in from the Yacht Club, I must remind all of you sub-billionaire peons that I, Commander Kerry, am the King of Nuance, a critical, subtle thinker levels beyond mortal man.
Are you so stupid you don't see the connection?
Corn is an additive for what? Anyone? Bueller?
Gasoline, you idiots!
And gasoline goes into what? Swiftboats!
And what did I and My Band of Two Brothers ride in Vietnam? A swiftboat! Don't you get it? And any time someone slipped overboard as I drove recklessly, well, I, Commander Kerry, lept into the two-foot deep water and resuscitated that man!
Here, I have my campaign prop, Max Cleland to vouch for me.
Posted by: Marty | August 4, 2004 03:32 PM
"Aaaah! Throw them the corn! Maybe these flyover zone mutants will fight over it and we can run away. Whose idea was this? This is just like Damnation Alley!"
Posted by: Eric Pobirs | August 4, 2004 03:38 PM
insomni,
That's eerie. LMAO.
Posted by: Hubris | August 4, 2004 04:20 PM
"Corn, which the Indians called maize... as in the maize and blue colors of Michigan... Go BUCKEYES!"
Posted by: AB | August 4, 2004 04:26 PM
Loook Booby, they are ribbed on the inside, and you dont need batteries.....
Posted by: stinkfoot | August 4, 2004 04:27 PM
Michele... I've done updated and I think I may have outdone myself.">John F. Cornholio.
A gift.
Posted by: Aaron's Rantblog | August 4, 2004 04:49 PM
Damn. that was supposed to be a link to John F. Cornholio.
Posted by: Aaron's Rantblog | August 4, 2004 04:51 PM
Maybe the guys at JibJab can do this right:
Green acres is the place to be
A friend to farmers is John F. Kerry!
I share your values
red, white, and blue
but keep your Frosty
and give me that vindaloo
Pittsburgh
is where I’d rather stay
a ketchup fortune with which I can play
I can’t stand these Middle-Western proles
Take that corn
and shove it in their holes!
Da da da da da
The votes!
Da da da da da
Huge boats!
Da da da da da
Great hair!
Da da da da da
Billionaire!
It’s on my dime, your butt is mine
Do as I say or say goodbye!
Posted by: mailman | August 4, 2004 05:00 PM
I haven't gone over to Fark to look, but I suspect that corn is Paris Hilton's pigtails by now.
Posted by: SarahW | August 4, 2004 06:33 PM
Dudes, I am so going to two-hole qualify Teresa tonight!
Posted by: joey | August 4, 2004 07:36 PM
Is that Michael Jackson behind him?
Posted by: Mark | August 4, 2004 10:12 PM
...and, yes, we will encourage Congess to pass a law to end the curse of child-cornography.
Posted by: N. O'Brain | August 5, 2004 08:39 AM
''Ter-ay-za, you're getting the voters corn-fused. Please stop popping off''
-John Kerry
Posted by: N. O'Brain | August 5, 2004 08:56 AM
That ain't Teraaaiza in the background, folks. That's Brett Somers of Match Game fame. Why she is a campaign adviser is a mystery that may never be solved.
Posted by: Tongue Boy | August 5, 2004 09:52 AM
"I've got a whole bag of these things ... I intend to run my tour bus on this corn-fuel to show the American people a REAL energy policy."
Posted by: Rich | August 5, 2004 11:35 AM
"With these, I can rule the country!!"
(My vote for funniest so far is cyrano's:
"Watch how fast I can make these peasants run. Driver, hit it!")
Posted by: Douglas | August 5, 2004 02:35 PM
("Look at all those poor, pathetic Iowa farmers out there, awed by these ears of corn. Say, is my upper lip curling too much?")
Posted by: Douglas | August 5, 2004 02:44 PM
"Citizens of America, do you know what these two corn cobs represent? Well it's a secret. Vote for me and when I'm President I'll tell you."
Posted by: demonsurfer | August 8, 2004 11:51 AM
i love me
i love karate
i love anna
i love kerry
who is he anyway
i love me
i love judo
i love sam
i love blair
who is he anyway
Posted by: bobble hat | November 2, 2004 07:22 AM
kerry kerry kerry all the way!
Seriously people, Bush scares me.
VOTE 4 KERRY
Posted by: John Edwards | November 2, 2004 07:24 AM