Ok, it's Friday. I'll tone it down a bit. Let's go to the lists.
Five Movies I Not Only Own, But Watch Regularly, Which I Should't Admit To But I'm Braver Than You So I Will
# Princess Diaries
# Leprechaun in the Hood
# The Last Boy Scout
# Club Paradise
Feel free to add your own movie list while I go spend my lunch hour at the parking and violations bureau.