Tonight's list of five. Sort of.
A sentence using the five words Ketchup, Waffles, Bergers, Pants and Socks, dedicated to Jeff Quinton and also using the bonus words of donut and Krispy Kreme, in addition to the bonus phrase would you like fries with that?:
So the teenage girl waiting on us at the diner said umm like, I'll get your burger and stuff, but, like, uh, the coffee machine is like, broken, so maybe after you eat here you should try somewhere else, cause I hear that Krispy Kreme has like this donut flavored coffee and I hear it's totally rad and like, can you eat your dinner real fast -hey, try the waffles and ice cream - because I'm like getting off in two minutes and I'm gonna meet my boyfriend and we're gonna make signs for the big protest coming up, cause we are like totally into our cause and all, even though I'm really not sure what the cause is, I'm just, like, doing it because it really turns Bobby on when I get all into his activist shit and I like it when his pants get that little bulge when I say things like Socks the cat would make a better president than Bush
, it really makes him go wild and he gets like all crazy and one time he got so excited when I wore my Kerry for President shirt that he poured a bottle of Heinz ketchup all over my tits and licked it off, oh my god, it was hot, and he was saying things like all the Sandy Bergers in the world couldn't fill up my pants like you do, baby,
I was giggling so hard but I guess you had to be there and ummm yea, would you like fries with that?
The lists I promised yesterday.
Five blog posts you should not miss
# Thomas Galvin's Lost at Starbucks
# Jeff Jarvis on the 9/11 Report
# Richie's Baseball Bleat
(for baseball history buffs/stats freaks only)
# Tim Blair: Eat Heat
# Ace really cracks me up.
Five backup trades I will learn for when armageddon strikes and we have to start civilization all over again (providing I'm one of the few survivors)
# School Marm
# Bar Wench (I got a head star
t on that one)
# Evil Overlord