Three Four Conspiracy Theories Regarding Sandy "ScandalPants" Berger.
# Hillary told Sandy to take one for the team, furthering her agenda for a brokered convention.
# The Karl Rove Theory (which is, anything that smells like trouble for the Dems is Karl Rove's fault)
# They weren't documents, they were compromising pictures of Hillary and Linda Tripp
(update) 4. Cheney Strikes Back!
Five Things on Berger's Handwritten Notes That Had Nothing to do with Security
# A rough draft of a romance novel featuring a Hillary-esque heroine
# The lyrics to Gwar's Sadda-a-Go-Go
# Cheat codes for Metal Gear Solid 2
# A doodle showing Bush the Elder in a mime constume
# The stolen recipe for Red Velvet Cake
Five Other Things Found in Sandy Berger's Pants:
Oops, make that fifty
Five Linda Rondstadt Songs That Could Be About Sandy Berger
# You Can't Treat the Wrong Man Right
# Goodbye My Friend
# I Keep It Hid
# Telling Me Lies
# It Never Entered My Mind
I think I'm going to blog in lists for the remainder of the day.