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if news was told through movie quotes

A hospital? What is it? It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now. I can't be the only person to have thought of that.


I did not think of that line, but when I read about obesity now classified as an illness by medicare, I thought of this movie quote:

"fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son."

"... it's Friday, you ain't got no job, and you ain't got shit to do!" - Smokey in "Friday"

If what you say is true then the survival of everyone on this plane depends on two things: finding someone who knows how to pilot an airplane, and who didn't have the fish for dinner.

Well, I don't have anything to say, you've done the best you could. You really have, the best you could. You can't expect to win em all. But, I want to tell you something I've kept to myself through these years. I was in the war myself, medical corps. I was on late duty one night when they brought in a badly wounded pilot from one of the raids. He could barely talk. He looked at me and said " The odds were against us up there, but we went in anyway, I'm glad Captain made the right decision. The pilot's name was George Zip.

The last thing he said to me, doc, he said, "Sometime when the crew is up against it, the breaks are beating the boys, tell them to get out there and give it all they got... and win just one for the Zipper. I don't know where I'll be then doc, he said, but I won't smell too good, that's for sure.

"Stewert Smalley Down in Flames!"
(psst: i'll give you a dollar.)

Heh! The entire Fark thread on this (which, BTW, showed up on TotalFark before ANY news agency knew what was up, some TotalFark user caught it on a scanner) was jammed packed with Airplane quotes! :)

I was thinking of the especially appropriate "That's odd; Bob never vomits at home."

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue."

God, I love that movie.

Even been in a turkish bathhouse?

dude, i totally just made a post (well, last week) about how i think and talk in movie quotes. unfortunately, not many people "get it".

my personal fave from that movie (forgive me for butchering it): "I promise you, we'll have every officer out in the field, doing double shifts. We will not rest until the man behind this is behind bars. Now come on, let's go grab a bite to eat."

oh shit... after all that, i mixed movies. damn, i hate when i do that.

forgive me; i picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

I remember how you used to hold me and... how I used to sit on your face and wiggle...and...

No wonder you're upset. She's lovely. And a darling figure... supple, pouting breasts... firm thighs. It's a shame you two don't get along.

Oh, look! There's a sale at Penney's!

Say, you ever been stung by a dead bee?